Hail to the Chin
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Hail to the Chin by Bruce Campbell | Audiobook Review

By Bruce Campbell

Narrated by Bruce Campbell

🎧 7 hours and 49 minutes 📘 Campbell Entertainment 📅 December 20, 2017 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

New York Times bestseller

One of my dad’s favorite jokes about getting older was: “I went out for coffee when I was twenty-one and when I got back I was fifty-eight!”

I get what he meant now. Time flies. My first book, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor, was published back in 2001 and it chronicles the adventures of a “mid-grade, kind of hammy actor" (my words), cutting his teeth on exploitation movies far removed from mainstream Hollywood.

This next book, an “Act II” if you will, could be considered my “maturing years” in show business, when I began to say “no” more often and gravitated toward self-generated material. Taking stock in the overall quality of my life, I fled Los Angeles and moved to a remote part of Oregon to renew, regroup and reload.

If that sounds tame, the journey from Evil Dead to Spider-Man to Burn Notice was long, with plenty of adventures/mishaps along the way. I never pictured myself hovering above Baghdad in a Blackhawk helicopter, facing a pack of wild dogs in Bulgaria, or playing an aging Elvis Presley with cancer on his penis - how can you predict this stuff? The sheer lunacy of show business is part of the fun for me and I hope you'll come along for the ride. - Bruce “Don’t Call Me Ash” Campbell

An icon of B movies and a champion of independent filmmaking, Bruce Campbell is an actor, director and writer best known for his roles as Ash in the Evil Dead franchise and Sam Axe on the hit TV show Burn Notice.

Written and read by Bruce Campbell. Co-written with Craig Sanborn. Recording and sound design by Sean McCoy at Oregon Sound Recording.

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Bruce Campbell narrating his own memoir is, as advertised on the cover, Bruce Campbell narrating his own memoir. Hail to the Chin, his second autobiographical audiobook following If Chins Could Kill from 2001, arrives in seven hours and forty-nine minutes of the specific voice that spent decades fighting Deadites, playing Sam Axe on Burn Notice, and doing things in Bulgaria that nobody planned for. The narration is the review, in a sense: if you find Campbell's voice and sensibility appealing, this audiobook will justify every minute of its runtime.

The book covers the years between his first memoir and this recording, which Campbell describes as his maturing years in show business, the period when he began saying no more often, generating his own material, and eventually departing Los Angeles for a remote part of Oregon. That arc from B-movie actor taking whatever work arrived to an artist with more deliberate editorial control over his own output is the structural spine of the book, and Campbell's self-assessment is characteristically unsparing.

The Verdict, Briefly

Campbell's writing voice and his spoken voice are nearly identical, which is either a result of writing with performance in mind or of a personality so consistent that the distinction collapses. Either way, the audiobook format suits the material almost perfectly. The anecdotes, hovering above Baghdad in a Blackhawk helicopter, facing a pack of wild dogs in Bulgaria, playing an aging Elvis with a distinctly specific cancer, land better spoken because the delivery calibrates the tone before the content arrives. You know from the first syllable whether you are about to hear something self-deprecating, affectionate, or absurd, and Campbell's comic timing manages that signaling efficiently.

Reviewer Yodamazon's description of Campbell as B-budget to some but A-ok to others captures the audiobook's implicit argument about what constitutes a successful career. Campbell built a genuinely devoted audience through work that the mainstream industry dismissed, and the memoir is partly an argument that the metrics by which Hollywood measures success are not the only available metrics. That argument is made through anecdote rather than thesis, which is the right approach for memoir, and the specific anecdotes Campbell chooses to include all illustrate some version of the same point: the sheer lunacy of show business, as he calls it, is not a bug but a feature. The Bulgaria sequence is a particularly good illustration of this, because the gap between the ambitions of the production and the reality on the ground, the wild dogs, the logistical chaos, the improvised solutions, is presented not as a cautionary tale but as the actual substance of an interesting life. Campbell's delivery of these sequences has the timing of someone who has told these stories enough to know where the laughter should arrive, which is exactly what you want from a self-narrated memoir.

Why Hail to the Chin Works as an Audiobook

The audiobook works for listeners who know Campbell's work and for those encountering him here for the first time. Reviewer Stephen Staver found the book after discovering the Evil Dead films relatively recently and found it deepened his appreciation for Campbell's specific approach to his career. For longtime fans, the memoir provides context for the creative decisions behind the work they already know, and the Oregon move section in particular explains the deliberate choice to prioritize quality of life over career momentum in a way that the public record of his work does not fully convey.

Co-written with Craig Sanborn and recorded with sound design by Sean McCoy at Oregon Sound Recording, the audiobook has a production quality that matches its performance quality. Campbell's voice is recorded cleanly, and the sound design choices are present enough to add texture without distracting from the narration. The New York Times bestseller designation attached to the print edition indicates the book reached an audience well beyond the cult fanbase, which is appropriate given that the filmmaking career observations and reflections on mid-career reinvention generalize past the Evil Dead context to anyone navigating the relationship between their professional identity and their actual life.

Points to Consider

The audiobook is explicitly positioned as a sequel to If Chins Could Kill, and while it functions as a standalone given that the content covers a distinct period, familiarity with the earlier memoir adds context for understanding what Campbell is measuring his maturation against. References to projects and relationships established in the first book appear without detailed reintroduction, and listeners new to Campbell's career history may occasionally find themselves without enough background to appreciate the full significance of certain anecdotes.

The humor is also tonally specific to Campbell's persona, which combines genuine self-deprecation with enough confidence to make the self-deprecation readable as performance rather than insecurity. Listeners who find that register, the B-movie actor who knows exactly what he is and finds it genuinely funny, grating rather than charming should calibrate expectations accordingly. The memoir is not trying to rehabilitate his reputation or claim unrecognized significance; it is celebrating the specific life he actually had, with all its deliberate departures from conventional career wisdom.

Who Should Listen to Hail to the Chin

Evil Dead fans, Burn Notice viewers, and anyone who has found Campbell's public persona appealing will find the audiobook a direct delivery of more of exactly that quality. Independent filmmaking enthusiasts will find the career navigation sections instructive regardless of genre interest. Listeners who want a celebrity memoir that does not pretend the career was more conventionally successful than it was will find Campbell's candor refreshing. Those who require straightforward narrative biography without comic framing will find the tone incompatible with their preferences.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

If You're Unfamiliar With "The Bulgarian Box of Chocolates" then, Hail To The Chin is a MUST READ!

Such a delightful read!!! I especially enjoy the "play on words" that is present throughout the book. What a life Bruce Campbell shares not only in his work but some lovely disclosures of life with his family and friends. Of course, full disclosure here - the fact that Craig Sanborn...

- Mary Ann Fischer
★★★★★

"Klaatu barada nikto"

I’ve been a fan of Bruce (don’t call me Ash) Campbell since he first stuck that famous chin out to get smacked around by Deadites.He might be a B budget actor to some but he’s A-Ok to me.Corny comment?You bet, Bruce... now shut up and enjoy your well deserved tequila...

- Yodamazon.
★★★★★

Very Groovy

I stumbled upon Bruce Campbell rather recently. On a lark, I watched The Evil Dead, and fell in love with the goofiness of it. After watching the rest of the movies, and Ash vs Evil Dead, I grew to appreciate Bruce Campbell's unique style. I then found out he had...

- Stephen Staver
★★★★☆

Good Book

I love all things Bruce Campbell. I've watched more movies that sucked than I have that were good, just because of Bruce Campbell.When I heard this one was coming out, I pre-ordered on Amazon. Opened it the day I received it. Took me longer than it should have to read,...

- Zeke
★★★★★

Great follow up to "If Chins Could Kill"!

Great follow up from his first book, "If Chins Could Kill", essentially fills in where he left off from his last book up until the present time with some overlap to the early 1990s. Yes, he did have a second book, "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way", but that was...

- Adrian Rodriguez

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Alexandra Reed

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