Witches Abroad
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Part of Discworld #12

By Terry Pratchett

Narrated by Indira Varma

🎧 9 hours and 53 minutes 📘 Penguin Audio 📅 April 28, 2022 🌐 English
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The audiobook of Witches Abroad is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.

‘You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise, it’s just a cage.’

There’s power in stories. The Fairy Godmother is good. The servant girl marries the Prince. Everyone lives happily ever after… don’t they?

The witches Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick are travelling to far-distant Genua to stop a wedding and save a kingdom. But how do you fight a happy-ever-after, especially when it comes with glass slippers and a power-hungry Fairy Godmother who has made Destiny an offer it can’t refuse?

It’s hard to resist a good story, even when the fate of the kingdom depends on it…

‘No one mixes the fantastical and mundane to better comic effect’ Daily Mail

‘One of our greatest fantasists, and beyond a doubt the funniest’ George R.R. Martin

Witches Abroad is the third book in the Witches series, but you can listen to the Discworld novels in any order.

The first book in the Discworld series – The Colour of Magic – was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.

Dunmanifestin Ltd 1991 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Indira Varma is an exceptional choice, bringing intelligence and dry wit to the narration, with Bill Nighy reading footnotes and Peter Serafinowicz as Death adding genuine production value.
  • Themes: the tyranny of narrative, power and good intentions, fairy tale subversion
  • Mood: Wickedly funny and deceptively philosophical, with satirical venom wrapped in genre warmth
  • Verdict: One of the Discworld Witches series' most conceptually rich entries, and this production with its full cast of readers makes it a standout audio experience.

There are Discworld books you read for the jokes and Discworld books you read because Pratchett is doing something that will stay with you. Witches Abroad is both at once, which is either the twelfth Discworld novel or the third in the Witches subseries depending on how you count, and it is the one where Pratchett turns his attention to stories themselves. Not fairy tales as charming narrative tradition. Stories as force. As compulsion. As the mechanism by which power justifies itself.

I came to this Penguin Audio production having listened to earlier Discworld titles and immediately registered that this recording is something different. Indira Varma, best known from Game of Thrones and Luther, narrates with exactly the kind of intelligent, drily affectionate authority the witches deserve. Bill Nighy reading footnotes is a casting choice so precisely correct it seems obvious in retrospect. And Peter Serafinowicz as Death, the character whose every appearance in the Discworld is typeset in small capitals and delivered with a kind of cosmic flat affect, lands every scene he is in.

Our Take on Witches Abroad

The premise is that a witch acting as fairy godmother has died and left her wand to Magrat Garlick with one instruction: get to the city of Genua and stop a wedding. Which ensures that Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg come along to help, because of course it does. What follows is a journey through a world where stories are becoming dangerously literal, where a Fairy Godmother named Lilith has bent the narrative of Genua so completely toward happily-ever-after that people are living out fairy tale roles whether they want to or not. The witches' job is essentially to break a story open from the inside, and watching Granny Weatherwax in particular navigate a world built on narrative compulsion is some of the best character work Pratchett ever produced.

Why Listen to Witches Abroad

The production quality of this Penguin Audio release sets it apart from older Discworld recordings. The new theme tune composed by James Hannigan, the full cast of recognizable voices, and Varma's central performance combine to make this feel less like an audiobook and more like a full radio drama. Reviewers have singled out the fairy tale subversion as particularly successful, with one describing Pratchett's philosophical musings on the nature of good and bad and Story itself as brilliant in their integration with the comedy. Another noted that this entry more than compensates with craft and humor. One reviewer found the experience comparable to Shrek in its fractured-fairy-tale sensibility, which is not an unfair comparison.

What to Watch For in Witches Abroad

This is book twelve in the Discworld and book three in the Witches subseries. The publisher notes that novels can be listened to in any order, and that is largely true, but some of Granny Weatherwax's impact depends on accumulated knowledge of who she is. One experienced reader noted that arriving here late means encountering a Discworld where certain social developments, including the Watch's later prominence and Tiffany Aching's existence, have not yet occurred. The Discworld's worldbuilding note also acknowledges that some elements reflect the 1991 publication date.

Who Should Listen to Witches Abroad

Anyone who has been looking for a way into the Discworld that does not require starting at the beginning will find this production as welcoming as any. The Witches subseries is arguably the most thematically coherent strand in the broader Discworld, and Witches Abroad is where Pratchett finds his fullest voice within it. Long-time fans who have not yet encountered this particular Penguin Audio production will want it for Varma's narration alone. Listeners who are skeptical of comic fantasy should know that Pratchett is doing genuine intellectual work here alongside the jokes, and the work holds up three decades later without feeling like a museum piece. That is a harder achievement than it looks, and this production, with its exceptional full cast and dedicated production design, honors it appropriately.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to listen to the earlier Witches books before Witches Abroad?

The publisher says you can listen to Discworld novels in any order, and the story is self-contained enough to follow without prior reading. That said, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg are more satisfying as characters if you have met them in Equal Rites or Wyrd Sisters first.

How does Bill Nighy reading the footnotes change the audiobook experience?

Pratchett's footnotes are famously essential to the Discworld, often containing jokes, worldbuilding, or philosophical asides that rival the main text. Having Nighy deliver them as distinct readings rather than folded into the main narration gives them their proper weight and keeps the comedy timing intact.

Is this the same production as the older BBC Radio dramatizations of Discworld?

No. This is a Penguin Audio production released in April 2022, with Indira Varma narrating, Bill Nighy reading footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz as Death. It also features a newly composed theme by James Hannigan. It is a distinct production from any prior adaptations.

Does Witches Abroad require familiarity with fairy tales for the satire to land?

A general awareness of Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, and similar fairy tale archetypes is sufficient. Pratchett does not require deep knowledge of the source texts; he constructs his arguments about storytelling power clearly enough that the satirical logic is accessible to readers who did not grow up on the classic versions.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Not quite the impact of later books, but it's so much fun (and so funny), and still so rich…so who cares?

What a joy it was to realize that there was a Discworld book I hadn't read! Witches Abroad was the 12th Discworld book, which means that coming to it late means going back to a Discworld where the Watch is still a bit of a joke, where Tiffany Aching has…

– Josh Mauthe
★★★★★

Absolutely Brilliant!

Ah, I really do love the Witches series, and this one is, so far, my favorite of the three that I've read thus far. In brilliant Pratchett style, ALL fairy tales are fair game for skewering. There's a great dose of Pratchett's signature philosophical musings on the nature of good…

– Diana D
★★★★☆

Enjoyable

Disc world is filled with many funny characters. I think the witches are among the funniest. Here they experience international travel and explore fairy tales with a Shrek like twist. Very funny and enjoyable.

– Kindle Customer
★★★★★

Fantastic

Thoroughly enjoyed this book. Pratchett did his thing with this one. Great twist and turns, loveable characters and many laugh out loud moments.

– Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Fractured Fairy Tales in Discworld

Once upon a time in this 12th Book of Discworld, a witch doing extra duty as a fairy godmother dies and leaves her magic wand to another witch with very little instruction except to not let Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax help with the fairy godmothering. No other instructions could…

– Constant Reader
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