The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion: Vol. 5
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The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion: Vol. 5 by Beth Brower | Audiobook Review

Part of The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion #5

By Beth Brower

Narrated by Genevieve Gaunt

🎧 8 hours and 30 minutes 📘 Echo Point Books & Media, LLC 📅 September 25, 2025 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

I took Treasure Island to church with me as a talisman.

“What a lovely bible,” Mrs. Tribly said.

“Isn’t it just?” I replied, hoping she would not ask me to read a favorite verse aloud.

I do not believe the psalmist wrote,

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest,

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

The Year is 1883 and Emma M. Lion has returned to her London neighbourhood of St. Crispian’s. But Emma’s plans for a charmed and studious life are sabotaged by her eccentric Cousin Archibald, her formidable Aunt Eugenia, and the slightly odd denizens of St. Crispian’s. Emma M. Lion offers up her Unselected Journals, however self-incriminating they may be. Armed with wit and a sideways amusement, Emma documents the curious realities of her life at Lapis Lazuli House.

Narrated by Genevieve Gaunt. A Londoner born and bred, she started her acting career playing Pansy Parkinson in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban before going on to read English at Cambridge where she graduated with a Double First. Recent work includes playing Marilyn Monroe in The Marilyn Conspiracy on stage and narrating The Spy Who Loved Me by Ian Fleming. Alongside acting on stage, screen, audiobooks and radio Genevieve writes for audiodrama (Thunderbirds), reviews books for The Spectator and interviews authors and creatives for literary festivals and in print for A Rabbit’s Foot magazine.

Directed by Tamsin Collison, an award-winning audio director with over 500 audiobooks and dramas to her credit, collaborating with artists from David Tennant to Archbishop Desmond Tutu. Recent highlights include a dramatisation of Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park, Thandiwe Newton’s award-winning recording of Tolstoy’s War & Peace, and a new set of all-star readings of Ian Fleming’s James Bond novels. She also lectures at leading UK drama academies, including RADA and LAMDA. A lyricist/librettist, Tamsin has been commissioned by English National Opera, the Royal Opera House, Tête à Tête Opera, Highbury Opera Theatre and the BBC Symphony Orchestra. Recent works include Last Man Standing and an opera based on Michael Palin’s The Weekend.

This audiobook is produced and published by Echo Point Books & Media, LLC, an independent bookseller in Brattleboro, Vermont. It was recorded and engineered by The Strathmore Studios in London.

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Carrying a copy of Treasure Island into church as a stand-in bible is the kind of detail that tells you everything about Emma M. Lion before the plot even properly starts, and this audiobook opens on exactly that moment. When a fellow parishioner compliments her 'lovely bible,' Emma agrees rather than correct her, privately noting that she does not believe the psalmist actually wrote 'fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.'

That small, dry joke sets the register for the whole fifth volume of Beth Brower's series. It is 1883, Emma has returned to her London neighborhood of St. Crispian's hoping for a charmed and studious life, and her eccentric Cousin Archibald, her formidable Aunt Eugenia, and the odder residents of the neighborhood are, as usual, determined to make that impossible.

Treasure Island as a Talisman Against Church

The series runs on Emma's unselected journals themselves, self-incriminating entries she offers up anyway, armed with wit and what the synopsis calls sideways amusement. A lovely tension runs through the format: Emma writes for no one but herself, yet her observations are sharp and structured enough to read as though she is fully aware of an audience, which is very much the source of the book's ongoing comic pleasure.

Emma's own word choice in that opening church scene rewards a second look: she calls her smuggled copy of Treasure Island a talisman, and a talisman implies protection, something carried against a specific danger. That she needs protecting specifically from a church service, of all places, is exactly the kind of precise, deadpan joke Brower builds this whole series from, saying more about what 1883 propriety demanded of Emma than any direct complaint could.

Aunt Eugenia gets comparatively less spotlight in the synopsis than Cousin Archibald, but her formidability is exactly the kind of running threat that gives Emma's small domestic dramas real stakes. A series built on comedy of manners needs at least one character whose disapproval genuinely matters to the protagonist, and Eugenia's role across the series has clearly been built to serve that function alongside Archibald's more foolish, blustering brand of obstruction.

The series title itself rewards a second look: calling these 'unselected' journals is a small, deliberate joke, since Emma frames her entries as private material never meant for an audience, the ones that did not make the cut for polite company, and yet here they are, fully published and performed aloud for exactly the audience she claims not to be writing for. That wink between the title and the format is very much in keeping with Emma's own brand of self-aware, slightly theatrical modesty.

From Marilyn Monroe Back to 1883 London

Genevieve Gaunt continues narrating, and her own background as a working literary critic for The Spectator is worth knowing here, since it shows in the performance. A narrator who reviews books professionally brings a particular sensitivity to prose rhythm, and Emma's journal voice is written prose being performed rather than casual conversation. Gaunt treats it that way throughout, landing composed, written-style jokes with the same precision a reader would give them silently on the page.

Her range elsewhere is a genuinely useful reference point too. Recent credits include playing Marilyn Monroe on stage in The Marilyn Conspiracy and narrating Ian Fleming's The Spy Who Loved Me, two performances about as far from Victorian propriety as a career can get. That she can pivot from Cold War espionage and a twentieth-century icon back into Emma's buttoned-up 1883 London without any of it bleeding through says something real about her control.

Director Tamsin Collison's production credentials matter here too, over five hundred audiobooks and dramas including Thandiwe Newton's award-winning War and Peace, and that experience is audible in how cleanly the whole thing is paced and mixed. This is a small, specific series from an independent publisher, Echo Point Books and Media out of Brattleboro, Vermont, but the production values do not read as an afterthought.

The unselected-journals conceit also places this series in a real literary lineage worth naming: the comic diary novel, a tradition running from nineteenth-century epistolary fiction through to a book like Bridget Jones's Diary, where a first-person narrator's private, unguarded voice becomes the entire source of the comedy. Brower's choice to set that tradition in 1883 London rather than contemporary life gives the device a different, more mannered flavor while keeping its essential mechanism intact.

Eight and a Half Hours, a Season's Worth

Reviewer Ken-Kelly is honest about the pacing, calling this entry a book that 'keeps getting better,' adding that 'the series is taking its time,' even as he keeps enjoying getting to know Emma and her circle of friends. That is a fair description of the whole run: plot moves slowly, in service of character and voice, and listeners expecting Emma's various predicaments to resolve briskly should recalibrate toward a slower, more atmospheric kind of pleasure instead.

That slow pace places real weight on Aunt Eugenia, Cousin Archibald, and the rest of St. Crispian's already having some texture for the listener going in. Reviewer 2LZ notes that Emma is 'not your typical woman from the time,' outspoken and opinionated despite her fragile financial security, a dynamic that lands with more force the longer a listener has already spent inside it.

At eight hours and thirty minutes, this is also a genuinely substantial single listen, longer than a typical novel-length audiobook and closer to a season of a comedy series in total runtime. Listeners planning to fit this into a single work week of commuting should budget accordingly rather than assuming it clears in the same time as a shorter literary novel.

Small period details accumulate real texture across the runtime too, Emma's residence at what the synopsis names Lapis Lazuli House being one example, a small flourish of a place name that does a lot of atmospheric work without ever needing to be explained or justified within the story itself. Brower's attention to that kind of specific, slightly whimsical detail is part of what keeps eight and a half hours of comparatively low-plot material feeling lived-in rather than thin.

Starting at Book Five Shortchanges the Listener

This volume rewards listeners already several books into the series, the ones who know exactly who Archibald is before he opens his mouth and who have some investment in whether Emma's financial precarity ever resolves. Fans of Wodehouse-adjacent comedy of manners, character-driven Victorian fiction, and journal-format narration in general should find this a genuinely satisfying entry, slow plotting and all.

Starting the series at book five shortchanges both Emma and the listener, since so much of what makes this volume land, the running jokes, the accumulated family dynamics, the sense of exactly how much St. Crispian's has already tested Emma's patience, depends on context this book does not stop to rebuild. New listeners should start at volume one and let the slow burn work the way it is designed to.

Common Questions

Do I need to listen to the first four volumes before this audiobook?

Yes. This fifth volume assumes familiarity with Emma's family, her finances, and the running dynamics of St. Crispian's, and it does not pause to reintroduce any of that context.

Is Genevieve Gaunt the narrator across the whole Emma M. Lion series?

Yes, based on the production credits attached to this listing, and her consistency, along with director Tamsin Collison's, is part of what makes the series feel cohesive from one audiobook to the next.

How much actually happens plot-wise in this audiobook compared to earlier volumes?

Not a great deal by design. Reviewer Ken-Kelly notes the series 'is taking its time,' and this volume continues that slow, character-driven pacing rather than accelerating toward resolution.

Does this audiobook work as a standalone story?

No. It is built as a direct continuation of Emma's ongoing journals, and the humor and stakes depend heavily on context from the earlier volumes in the series.

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Highly Recommended

The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion: Vol. 5 by Beth Brower is another fun, humorous, touching installment of the series. Emma is doing her best, despite her pompous Uncle Archibald and her fragile financial security. Emma is not your typical woman from the time. She is outspoken and opinionated,...

- 2LZ
★★★★☆

Keeps getting better.

Although the series is taking its time, I am enjoying getting to know Emma and the circle of friends she has acquired.

- Ken-Kelly
★★★★★

Enjoyable!

I love the small community that Emma has surrounded herself with. This ghastly became my favorite series. It's hard to put down, and I want to see what direction Emma goes in with her life.

- Elizabeth Buckner
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A page turner

Emma M Lion is hillarious, witty, and so entertaining. Each of her works make me want yk keep reading more

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