Take Off Your Pants!
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Take Off Your Pants! by Libbie Hawker | Audiobook Review

By Libbie Hawker

Narrated by Nathan Agin

🎧 3 hours and 49 minutes 📘 Running Rabbit Press 📅 July 14, 2017 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

When it comes to writing books, are you a "plotter" or a "pantser"? Is one method really better than the other?

In this instructional book, author Libbie Hawker explains the benefits and technique of planning a story before you begin to write. She'll show you how to develop a foolproof character arc and plot, how to pace any book for a can't-put-down reading experience, and how to ensure that your stories are complete and satisfying without wasting any time or words. Hawker's outlining technique works no matter what genre you write, and no matter the age of your audience. If you want to improve writing speed, increase your backlist, and ensure a quality book before you even write the first word, this is the how-to book for you.

Take off your pants! It's time to start outlining.

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  • Read by: Nathan Agin reads this instructional text, where the job is signposting structure rather than performing it, so try a section of the framework before buying.
  • At its heart: outlining as learnable skill, character arc and pacing, drafting speed, plotter versus pantser
  • Vibe: Brisk and unsentimental, closer to a workshop than a pep talk
  • Short version: A genuinely useful method book, best bought alongside a format you can take notes in.

Plotter or pantser: Libbie Hawker has picked a side, and this audiobook spends its three hours and forty-nine minutes making the case without pretending to be neutral about it. Nathan Agin reads, Running Rabbit Press published it, and the argument is that outlining before you write is not a personality type but a technique anybody can learn. I came to it skeptical of craft books generally and left thinking this one earns shelf space, with a caveat about format I will get to.

Outlining Is a Skill, Not a Temperament

The method is compact enough to state. A reviewer summarized it accurately: 'Her outlining method focuses on three main elements that she breaks down in detail: character arc, plot, and pacing.' The description adds the intended outcome, promising to teach a writer how to build an arc for a protagonist, how to construct events around it, how to control tempo so a reader keeps going, and how to finish a story off without wasted words. Hawker also claims genre and audience independence, which is a bigger assertion than it sounds and one the book has to keep re-earning.

What I appreciate is the refusal to treat the plotter and pantser split as temperament. Most craft books hedge that argument into uselessness, concluding that everyone should find their own process. This one says outlining is a skill with a payoff, names the payoff, improved writing speed and a larger backlist, and then teaches the skill. Agree or not, that is a position, and positions are what make a craft book useful. The joke title conceals a fairly severe little manual.

Working Writers Are the Hardest Audience Here

The most persuasive evidence for this book sits in who left reviews. These are not general readers. One is a published author who found the book in the recommendations attached to their own title and who arrived already converted: 'I'm already a plotter, but currently working on bulking up my own outlining process,' they write, while reading widely across outlining and scriptwriting. Another is a crime novelist who heard about it on a podcast, then again from a fellow author, and who was mid-way through writing a second novel with a plot in place for the first time to compare the two approaches. Working writers are the hardest audience for this material, and they showed up.

The conversions are more convincing still. One reviewer, self-described as 'a chronic, hopeless by-the-seat-of-my-pants writer,' bought a stack of structure books in desperation while stuck in the middle of a manuscript, found several of them useless despite good reviews, and concluded of this one: 'Take off Your Pants is invaluable.' A second reviewer, a self-declared natural pantser whose logical side had begun to see the value of plotting, named the book's chief virtue this way: 'the author shares some practical information in a manner that's engaging and easy to understand.' A German reviewer describes the same arc, having spent a year discovering that no novel of theirs gets finished without an outline while the prospect itself remained terrifying, and found the approach logical and simple enough to disarm the fear.

Nathan Agin's Reading Rewards a Second Pass

Three hours and forty-nine minutes is the right length for what this is, and the brevity is a design decision rather than a limitation. Nothing here is philosophy about the writing life. It is a procedure, delivered once, with examples. That compactness also suits audio: the material is short enough to hear twice, and the second pass while walking or driving is where a method book actually starts to stick. Nathan Agin carries the reading, and instructional texts put a specific demand on a reader that fiction does not: the listener has to hear where one numbered element stops and the next begins, without a heading to look at. Sample a passage where the framework is being laid out rather than a passage of general encouragement.

The Physical Limits of an Audio Outline

The real caveat is physical. Outlining requires a surface. You cannot build a character arc grid, or map beats against pacing, while your hands are on a steering wheel, and this book asks you to do exactly that kind of work. Treat the audio as the explanation and plan a second sitting with paper or a document open, or buy both formats if the method takes. I would also push back mildly on the word foolproof in the description. No structural technique is that, and Hawker's own material is more honest than her marketing copy about how much judgment the method still requires.

Then the title, which is a genuine practical problem and not just a joke. A German reviewer opens by telling readers not to be put off by the name and, more usefully, warning against searching for it as a hashtag. The same review then explains why the joke works in English at all, since the phrase about flying by the seat of your pants is what gives pantser its meaning. If you are recommending this to somebody, say the author's name alongside the title, because the title alone will send them somewhere unhelpful.

One data oddity worth flagging rather than explaining away: the number of ratings on this listing is smaller than the number of written reviews sitting beneath it, which is a cataloging artifact rather than a signal about the book. Judge it on what the reviewers say, not on the tally. Worth noting too that the audio arrived in 2017 while several of the strongest reviews were written earlier, so the feedback you are reading is largely about the method rather than about this production.

Self-Published Novelists Chasing a Bigger Backlist

Self-published and independent novelists with production targets are the obvious audience, since improved drafting speed and a larger backlist are stated goals rather than side effects. Writers halfway through a draft that has stopped moving are the second group, and the review evidence for that use case is strong. Committed pantsers who are curious rather than defensive will get more from this than they expect, judging by the two reviewers who describe themselves that way and recommend it anyway. Screenwriters and short-fiction writers should find the arc and pacing material transfers cleanly.

Writers hoping for sentence-level craft, prose style, dialogue, or voice should look elsewhere entirely, because this book is about architecture and says so. Writers who have already internalized a structural framework will find much of it familiar. And anyone who genuinely thrives without an outline, and finishes books that way, is being addressed by an author who thinks they are leaving speed on the table. Whether that is worth four hours of your attention depends on how much you believe her, and after listening, I mostly do.

Common Questions

Does an outlining method work in audiobook form?

Partly. The explanation carries fine, but building a structure needs a surface, and you cannot map beats against pacing while driving. Use the recording for the concepts, then repeat the relevant stretch with a document open. Several reviewers describe applying the technique directly to a stalled manuscript.

How long is the audiobook and what exactly does the method cover?

Three hours and forty-nine minutes. One reviewer breaks the approach into three components examined in turn, covering how a protagonist changes, what happens, and how fast. The description adds faster drafting and a bigger catalog as goals. Prose style, dialogue, and voice are outside its scope entirely.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Deserves a prominent place on your story craft bookshelf

There are a lot of things to love about Libbie Hawker's outlining process, and tons of insights to garner from this book!I first heard of the book on the Self-Publishing Podcast, where Libbie charmed me with her confidence and good-natured attitude. Then it showed up in the Also-Boughts of a...

- Monica Leonelle
★★★★☆

A good resource on story structure.

Take Off Your Pants! by Libby Hawker is a writing craft book on outlining and plotting with the ultimate goal of helping the reader write faster, and write more novels. In this book, the author shares some practical information in a manner that's engaging and easy to understand. Her outlining...

- Angela's Book Addiction
★★★★★

My pants are off! (Don't worry, I'll keep the shades down)

I've been in a rut lately and looking for help to make my way through a story I've been writing and writing and writing. (I'm a chronic, hopeless by-the-seat-of-my-pants writer.) In desperation, I purchased a glut of books on story and structure to bassackwards my way out of the hole...

- Dangerous when Cooking
★★★★★

If You're Interested In Outlining This is a Great Book to Try!

I first heard of this book on one of the podcasts I listen to (I can’t for the life of me remember which one!). I then heard about it again from crime author SJI Holliday who read it and raved about it on Twitter. It was at that point I...

- Rebecca Bradley
★★★★★

Eine Empfehlung für jeden Autor, egal ob angehend oder bereits publiziert!

Lasst euch von dem Titel nicht irritieren (und sucht bitte nicht als Hashtag danach, vertraut mir, tut's einfach nicht), er ergibt im Englischen Sinn, da es um die sog. Plotter (also die, die outlinen) und die Pantser (die einfach drauf losschreiben, „to fly by the seat of your pants“) geht.Ich...

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Alexandra Reed

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