Skinny Dip
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Skinny Dip by Carl Hiaasen | Audiobook Review

Part of Skink #5

By Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by Stephen Hoye

🎧 13 hours and 36 minutes 📘 Random House Audio 📅 July 13, 2004 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn’t know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he’s found a way - doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the endangered Everglades. When Chaz suspects that his wife, Joey, has figured out his scam, he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner into the night-dark Atlantic. Unfortunately for Chaz, his wife doesn’t die in the fall.

Clinging blindly to a bale of Jamaican pot, Joey Perrone is plucked from the ocean by former cop and current loner Mick Stranahan. Instead of rushing to the police and reporting her husband’s crime, Joey decides to stay dead and (with Mick’s help) screw with Chaz until he screws himself.

As Joey haunts and taunts her homicidal husband, as Chaz’s cold-blooded cohorts in pollution grow uneasy about his ineptitude and increasingly erratic behavior, as Mick Stranahan discovers that six failed marriages and years of island solitude haven’t killed the reckless romantic in him, we’re taken on a hilarious, full-throttle, pure Hiaasen ride through the warped politics and mayhem of the human environment, and the human heart.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Stephen Hoye is a natural fit for Hiaasen's Florida, his timing for absurdist escalation is precise, and he keeps the ensemble cast distinct across a long runtime.
  • Themes: Florida environmental crime and the people who profit from it, revenge as its own form of justice, loner romanticism
  • Mood: Gleefully dark and propulsive, with the Everglades as backdrop and comic foil simultaneously
  • Verdict: Hiaasen at full throttle, funnier and angrier than the premise suggests, and Hoye makes the whole thing sing.

Chaz Perrone might be the worst marine scientist in the history of South Florida, a man who genuinely does not know which way the Gulf Stream runs, who went into biology specifically to profit from it, and who has found his scheme by falsifying water samples to protect an agricultural polluter dumping fertilizer into the Everglades. When his wife Joey figures out the scam, his solution is to throw her off a cruise ship in the middle of the night. Skinny Dip is the Carl Hiaasen audiobook that follows what happens when Joey does not actually die, lands on a bale of Jamaican marijuana, and gets rescued by an ex-cop named Mick Stranahan who lives alone on an island and likes it that way.

This is the fifth book in Hiaasen's Skink series, and it functions comfortably as a standalone, Joey and Mick are new characters, and the plot machinery is self-contained. What is not new is Hiaasen's Florida: corrupt, beautiful, ecologically degraded, populated by people whose venality and idiocy are in constant, funny competition with each other. Stephen Hoye narrates across 13 hours and 36 minutes, and his delivery has the right tempo for material that keeps accelerating toward catastrophe while remaining essentially comic in register.

First, the Big Picture

The revenge plot structure is Hiaasen's most direct since Native Tongue, and he uses it well. Joey's decision to stay dead and make Chaz's life progressively more surreal rather than simply going to the police is both the book's central joke and its most satisfying structural choice. Chaz is a spectacular comic monster, a narcissist whose self-mythology is so detailed and so delusional that watching it erode under Joey's methodical haunting produces a specific pleasure. One reviewer described him as "all about himself, all about putting his needs first," which is accurate, but the book's accomplishment is making him funny in his awfulness rather than just contemptible.

The environmental thread is more serious than the comedy register might suggest. The Everglades pollution scheme is not satirical decoration; Hiaasen has spent his journalistic career covering Florida's environmental politics, and the agribusiness villain behind Chaz's falsified samples is drawn with the cold precision of someone who has watched the real version operate for decades. The book is angrier about the Everglades than the comic plotting lets on, and that anger gives the vengeance arc a moral weight that outlasts the laughs.

Why Skinny Dip Works as an Audiobook

Hoye's work on the character ensemble is where the audiobook earns its value. Hiaasen writes with a large cast, Chaz, Joey, Mick, the agribusiness tycoon, a detective, various criminal associates with their own dysfunction, and keeping each voice distinct across more than thirteen hours requires both textual help from the author and performance precision from the narrator. Hoye delivers both. Chaz's self-important monologues land differently from Mick's flat pragmatism, and Joey's darkly amused narration of her own revenge reads as the most grounded perspective in a book full of people operating in various states of delusion.

One reviewer described the book as "entertaining and addictive" and admitted to being unable to stop, while another praised the "clever plot" and "great quirky characters." A third called Hiaasen a genuinely skilled writer, which is the honest appraisal, the comedy is earned, not performed, and the plotting is tight enough that the absurdist escalations feel like consequence rather than gag-writing.

A Few Reservations

This is the fifth book in the Skink series, but the connection to prior Skink appearances is light in this entry. New readers will not be confused by unfamiliar characters; the self-contained nature of Joey and Mick's story means you can arrive here without any series investment. What the Skink series carries across entries is more tonal than narrative: a consistent worldview about Florida as a place where the grotesque and the mundane coexist in perfect, awful equilibrium. That worldview is fully present in Skinny Dip without requiring series context.

Listeners who prefer clean, linear revenge narratives may find Hiaasen's interest in his peripheral characters, the detective investigating Chaz, the tycoon's various fixers, the ecosystem of enablers surrounding the pollution scheme, diffuses the central story's momentum at points. The book is interested in the system that produced Chaz Perrone as much as it is in Chaz himself, and some of the best comic writing is in the supporting cast rather than the central triangle.

Who Should Listen to Skinny Dip

Hiaasen fans need no encouragement here. For newcomers, Skinny Dip is one of the more accessible entry points because the central story is self-contained and the revenge structure is immediately legible. Listeners who enjoy crime fiction with satirical teeth, the Florida of Tim Dorsey, the ecological crime comedies of Nevada Barr, the institutional corruption comedy of Charles Portis, will find Hiaasen's register familiar. The humor is dark and the targets are deserving, which is the essential combination for this kind of work.

Skip it if you find comedic darkness uncomfortable or if you prefer your crime fiction procedural and tonally serious. This is not that. Joey and Mick's revenge against Chaz is conducted with the gleeful precision of people who understand that sometimes the most satisfying justice is the kind you engineer yourself, and Hiaasen is entirely on their side about it.

Listeners coming to Hiaasen for the first time should also be prepared for the density of the cast. He writes Florida as a full ecosystem of competing incompetences, and Skinny Dip has more named characters than a typical crime novel. The payoff for tracking all of them is a finale that satisfies on several levels simultaneously, but the investment of keeping the ensemble in mind across 13 hours is real and worth acknowledging upfront.

Is the Skinny Dip audiobook appropriate for listeners who are new to Carl Hiaasen?

It is an excellent introduction. The revenge plot structure is immediately accessible, the characters are well-drawn, and the comic register is consistent throughout. New listeners should be aware that Hiaasen's comedy has a sharp satirical edge and genuine environmental anger underneath the absurdism.

How does Stephen Hoye's narration handle the large ensemble cast in the Skinny Dip audiobook?

Hoye keeps the cast vocally distinct throughout the 13-plus hours. Chaz's self-important posturing, Mick's flat pragmatism, and Joey's dark amusement are maintained consistently across a long runtime. The comic timing for the escalating absurdist sequences is precise without being overdone.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

A Cruel Husband

An engrossing and fun story about the revenge of an almost snuffed wife on a cruel and undeserving husband. Bit by bit the figurative noose closes on an egotistical and dishonest man, who imagines himself as God's gift to women but has no moral or honest thought except what benefits...

- Roger Thomas
★★★★☆

Clever plot - Great Quirky Characters!

I really liked this book - The story line developed quickly and easily and was a very fun, easy read...The Characters are very detailed in a quirky, silly, kinda weird way!I loved Chaz - could picture the exact kind of guy he was...all about himself - all about putting his...

- Michelle R. Dellecave
★★★★★

monotonous

I’m getting tired of giving out star reviews, but I can’t quit. These books are entertaining and addictive. Sexy funny they have it all. As I’ve said it’s not a classic any means, but this guy writes well.

- Lostdog1
★★★★★

Lots of laughing out loud!

Laughed out loud. Lots. New to me author. Read Squeeze Me first and had to have more! Trying to save some of his writing to savor later: his madcap chaotic most-everyone’s confused stories.

- Amazon Customer
★★★☆☆

A Humorous Beach Read

I can’t imagine Carl Hiassen spent too much mental energy on conjuring this lighthearted, amusing mystery. (Though the longtime Florida columnist and author definitely imbues his story with a certain inventiveness and, more important, a wry authenticity.) I began the book with modest expectations. Still, I found myself pleasantly intrigued...

- scakcox

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