Sick Puppy
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Sick Puppy by Carl Hiaasen | Free Audiobook

Part of Skink #4

By Carl Hiaasen

Narrated by George Newbern

🎧 12 hours and 2 minutes 📘 Random House Audio 📅 April 9, 2013 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida’s wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements — such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks — that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.

After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson. Thus, Stoat’s prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida’s cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the “malling” of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins . . .

Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who’s gone back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts — these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen’s outrageously funny new novel.

Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea, Sick Puppy gleefully lives up to its title and gives us Hiaasen at his riotous and muckraking best.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: George Newbern captures Hiaasen’s sardonic register without over-playing the absurdism, he understands that the comedy works better when delivered straight than when announced.
  • Themes: Florida environmental politics, eco-terrorism as farce, the venality of political fixers
  • Mood: Riotous, satirical, and gleefully propulsive
  • Verdict: Hiaasen at peak form, a political comedy with a genuine environmental conscience and one of the great Labrador retrievers in American fiction.

I was living in Miami for a year and had been reading my way through Florida crime fiction with the enthusiasm of someone who had just discovered an entire literary microclimate they had somehow missed. A friend pressed Carl Hiaasen on me with the warning that Sick Puppy in particular should not be read in public because the laughter was too undignified to explain to strangers. She was right. I read it first in print and came back to it as an audiobook years later, and the comedy holds across both formats with the specific durability of writing that knows exactly what it is doing.

The setup is characteristic Hiaasen: Palmer Stoat is a powerful Florida political fixer whose latest project involves the development of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Twilly Spree is a wealthy, pathologically short-tempered eco-idealist who first encounters Stoat littering from an expensive car and decides that this particular offense against the natural world requires a response. The response begins with a Range Rover full of dung beetles and escalates from there into dognapping, a Republicans-only call girl, an ex-governor living in the wilderness who reappears as a recurring character in Hiaasen’s Florida, thousands of singing toads, and a Labrador retriever of extraordinary virtue.

Our Take on Sick Puppy

Hiaasen’s Florida is always recognizable as the actual Florida while being heightened into something that functions as political satire of the most efficient kind. The ecological message, that the malling of undeveloped coastline is a genuine crime against the natural order, is real and present throughout, but it is never delivered as a lecture. Hiaasen trusts his characters to make the argument by existing: the developer’s logic is internally coherent and absolutely monstrous, the fixer is venal in ways that feel forensically accurate, and Twilly’s extremism, however criminal, has an emotional logic that the reader can follow without quite endorsing.

One reviewer called this possibly Hiaasen’s best work of fiction, and while that is a competitive claim given his catalogue, it is not a frivolous one. The pacing is exceptional, a second reviewer noted that they feared two-thirds of the way through that the plot had become too tangled to resolve satisfyingly, and were proven wrong by an ending that ties everything together with considerable elegance.

Why Listen to Sick Puppy

George Newbern is an ideal narrator for this material. Hiaasen’s comedy requires a specific quality of deadpan, the absurdism works because it is presented as though these are simply things that happen in Florida, which they essentially are, and Newbern understands that. He does not wink at the audience when the singing toads appear or when the ex-governor’s feral lifestyle is described. He reads it straight, which is the only way it works.

The audiobook is just over 12 hours, which is right for Hiaasen, long enough to build the elaborate cause-and-effect chain his plots require, contained enough that the energy never sags. Several reviewers note that the book is hard to put down, which in audiobook terms means they kept finding reasons to keep the earbuds in rather than returning to the real world.

What to Watch For in Sick Puppy

Sick Puppy is Book 4 in the Skink series, featuring the famously unhinged ex-governor who has abandoned civilization for the Florida wilderness. Prior knowledge of Skink enriches the experience, but the character is introduced with enough contextual information that new readers can follow without confusion. If you find yourself wanting more of him, the earlier Skink novels are waiting.

The political satire is specifically targeted at Florida development politics and the machinery of influence that facilitates it. Some of the specific mechanisms Hiaasen satirizes have evolved in the decades since publication, but the underlying dynamic, money buying access to environmental destruction, remains entirely contemporary.

Who Should Listen to Sick Puppy

Essential for existing Hiaasen readers who have somehow missed this one, which is widely considered among his strongest novels. Excellent entry point for new Hiaasen listeners who want to understand what the fuss is about, this is the book that earns the devotion. Strong recommendation for anyone who lives in or loves Florida and has opinions about what is being done to it. Those who prefer realism over farce should start elsewhere in American fiction, but those comfortable with comedy as the delivery system for genuine outrage will find Sick Puppy very satisfying company.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Sick Puppy need to be read in series order, or does it work as a standalone?

It works well as a standalone, the relevant background on Skink is provided within the novel, but readers who know the ex-governor from earlier entries will find his appearances here more resonant.

How politically specific is the satire? Does it date the novel?

The specific mechanisms Hiaasen targets are Florida-specific and of a particular era, but the core argument about development interests corrupting environmental protection is fully contemporary. The satire has not aged out of relevance.

The synopsis describes thousands of singing toads and a Republicans-only hooker, how absurdist does this actually get?

Very. But Hiaasen’s absurdism is always grounded in the specific logic of his characters’ motivations, so the escalation feels earned rather than arbitrary. George Newbern’s straight delivery helps considerably.

Is the Labrador retriever as central to the plot as some reviewers suggest?

More central than you would believe going in. The dog functions as both a comic device and a moral compass, and Hiaasen’s description of Labrador personality, described by multiple reviewers as perfectly accurate, is one of the book’s most celebrated set pieces.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Best Damn Labrador Retriever Book Ever

A typical hilarious Hiaasen novel. He uses his descriptive writing to make all of its characters come to life in all their preposterous glory, especially the typical Black Labrador. He writes one paragraph that perfectly describes Labradors, their personality and antics.Hiaasen’s descriptive writing and wacko plot lines make this book…

– Kindle Customer
★★★★☆

A very good summer read…

Hiaason’s prose and wit pull us along quickly. I was a bit alarmed two-thirds of the way through the novel that the plot had become too tangled to ever find a successful resolution. I was wrong. The story ends itself very successfully.

– richard l. lillis
★★★★★

getting started

just started it so good so far

– Thomas Love
★★★★★

Possibly Hiaasen's best work of fiction

Hiaasen is one of my favorite authors and this is my favorite of his books. I buy copies of it all the time, to give as gifts, and I haven't found anyone who doesn't agree that this is a really fun, well-written romp. Hiaasen's characters are memorable, many for their…

– LoveParkLady
★★★★☆

great fun

Very readable, and hard to put down. In the midst of the current state of politics a break of fresh air. I’d truthfully give it a 5 Star for just being fun. But I try to keep those books I consider good fiction. This one is just a lot of…

– Lostdog1
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