Profiles in Ignorance
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By Andy Borowitz

Narrated by Andy Borowitz

🎧 8 hours and 51 minutes 📘 Simon & Schuster Audio 📅 September 13, 2022 🌐 English
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER * WALL STREET JOURNAL BESTSELLER *WASHINGTON POST BESTSELLER *

Bestselling author Andy Borowitz, “one of the funniest people in America” (CBS Sunday Morning), brilliantly “chronicles our embrace of anti-intellectualism” (Walter Isaacson) in modern American politics, from Ronald Reagan to Dan Quayle, from George W. Bush to Sarah Palin, to its apotheosis in Donald J. Trump.

Andy Borowitz has been called a “Swiftian satirist” (The Wall Street Journal) and “one of the country’s finest satirists” (The New York Times). Millions of fans and New Yorker readers enjoy his satirical news column “The Borowitz Report.” Now, in Profiles in Ignorance, he delivers “a wittily alarming polemic that tracks the evolution of American politics from grounds for gravitas to festival of idiocy” (The New York Times).

Borowitz argues that over the past fifty years, American politicians have grown increasingly allergic to knowledge, and mass media have encouraged the election of ignoramuses by elevating candidates who are better at performing than thinking. Starting with Ronald Reagan’s first campaign for governor of California in 1966 and culminating with the election of Donald J. Trump to the White House, Borowitz shows how, during the age of twenty-four-hour news and social media, the US has elected politicians to positions of great power whose lack of the most basic information is terrifying. In addition to Reagan, Quayle, Bush, Palin, and Trump, Borowitz covers a host of congresspersons, senators, and governors who have helped lower the bar over the past five decades.

Profiles in Ignorance aims to make us both laugh and cry: laugh at the idiotic antics of these public figures, and cry at the cataclysms these icons of ignorance have caused. But most importantly, the book delivers a call to action and a cause for optimism: History doesn’t move in a straight line, and we can change course if we act now.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Borowitz reading his own book is the only sensible casting decision here, his deadpan comic timing is integral to how the satire lands, and no hired narrator could replicate the ownership he brings.
  • Themes: Anti-intellectualism in American politics, the media economy of celebrity over competence, historical pattern recognition
  • Mood: Acerbic and laugh-through-your-teeth funny, with a genuine current of despair underneath
  • Verdict: For listeners who follow American political satire and want their frustration documented and footnoted, this is sharply constructed, though Borowitz’s targets are not evenly distributed, which will determine whether you find it illuminating or partisan.

I put this on during a long drive back from visiting family over a holiday weekend, reasoning that political satire was exactly the kind of company that makes interstate miles disappear. It did. It also made me grip the steering wheel considerably tighter than I had planned. Andy Borowitz has spent years at The New Yorker honing a particular comedic instrument, and this book is what happens when he turns it from individual targets toward the structural conditions that produce them over a fifty-year span.

The argument runs from Ronald Reagan’s 1966 gubernatorial campaign to Donald Trump’s White House, tracing what Borowitz frames as an accelerating embrace of ignorance as political brand. The arc he draws is deliberate: Reagan as the first candidate to leverage performance over policy fluency, Dan Quayle as accidental proof of concept, George W. Bush and Sarah Palin as further iterations, and Trump as the logical apotheosis. Whether you find that arc convincing will depend partly on your priors, but the book is considerably more documented than its satirical frame might suggest. There are footnotes. Real ones, hundreds of them.

Our Take on Profiles in Ignorance

The title is a riff on John F. Kennedy’s Profiles in Courage, and the inversion is pointed. Borowitz is arguing not just that these politicians were ignorant but that their ignorance was cultivated and rewarded by a media environment that prioritized entertainment over substance. That argument, tracked across five decades with case studies for each major figure, has the cumulative weight of something that feels less like opinion and more like a diagnosis. Reviewers have noted both the humor and the accuracy, often in the same breath: the book makes you laugh and then, almost immediately, makes you wish you hadn’t found it quite so funny. That compound response, amusement layered over genuine alarm, is the book’s particular achievement and the thing that separates it from pure comedy.

Why Listen to Profiles in Ignorance

The self-narration is essential. Borowitz’s delivery is the delivery of someone who has spent decades in rooms where timing is the difference between a laugh and dead air. He reads with a flat, almost professorial seriousness that makes the absurdity of each anecdote land harder. When he describes Quayle’s intellectual vacancies with the same grave tone one might use for a geopolitical crisis, the comedy emerges from that gap. A third-party narrator, however skilled, would lose that ownership entirely. The audio version is not simply a reading of the book; it is Borowitz doing the book, which is a different and better thing.

What to Watch For in Profiles in Ignorance

The political targeting is asymmetrical. Borowitz’s examples are drawn almost entirely from one side of the partisan divide, which some reviewers flag as evidence of bias and others see as simply following the evidence where it leads. What this means practically is that listeners who want a genuinely bipartisan critique of anti-intellectualism in political culture will not find it here. They will find a sharp, funny, well-sourced case against a specific set of figures, culminating in a call to action that is more earnest than comedic but that most reviewers have found genuinely earned by everything that preceded it.

Who Should Listen to Profiles in Ignorance

Readers who follow The New Yorker’s satirical tradition and want to understand the intellectual genealogy of contemporary political populism, at least from one analytical angle. It also works for anyone who finds the news genuinely distressing and needs their distress made funny enough to metabolize. At just under nine hours, it is a substantial listen that does not feel like a lecture precisely because Borowitz’s comic timing keeps the energy moving. Skip it if you are looking for bipartisan political history or if this brand of liberal satire historically leaves you cold; the book will not convert skeptics. For everyone else, it is among the more substantively grounded pieces of political comedy to appear in recent years.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Borowitz make substantive arguments with documented evidence, or is this purely satirical entertainment?

Both, and that is the book’s distinction. Reviewers have noted hundreds of footnotes backing up the specific claims. The satirical voice is the delivery mechanism; the research is genuinely there.

Is the audiobook significantly different from the print edition given Borowitz’s self-narration?

The effect of Borowitz reading his own prose adds a layer of comedic timing that print cannot replicate. His delivery is a core element of how the satire functions aurally.

How does Profiles in Ignorance hold up given events after its 2022 publication?

It reads as increasingly prescient to listeners sympathetic to its argument. Its structural claim about media incentivizing performance over competence remains relevant regardless of one’s politics.

Is the tone throughout consistently comic, or does it shift toward something more serious?

It sustains the dry satirical register through most of the book, but the final sections carry a genuine call-to-action that is more earnest than comedic. Borowitz signals the shift clearly, and most reviewers have found it earned rather than tonal whiplash.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

This book chronicles the acceptance of modern politicians decent into stupidity and laziness

Peppered with Andy's dry wit, this book chronicles modern politicians decent into the acceptance of stupidity and laziness as a work ethic. Beginning with Ronald Regan at the dawn of the era of modern ignorance (EMI) though our current class of ignoramuses. There are also plenty of the forefathers of…

– M. Austin
★★★★★

SUCH A MUST READ

This book may be the onky thing aside from my daughter that has made me laugh out loud since January 2025. Borowitz never let's me down but this book has so much information, funny, scary, and frighteningly accurate regarding the dumbing down of America. It's a must read. 10/10!

– As described. Perfect price for a new flat sheet! Fit my Queen sized bed perfectly.
★★★★☆

feel sad while laughing

Age of Ignorance is here. Might as well laugh, cause stupidity is global and this book shows the American version. Good message at the end

– Carlos
★★★★★

Republicans will give this book one star

If you are a Republican and especially if you are MAGA. you won’t like this book. Since I am neither, I thought it was very well done. It is both very funny and distressing. To think that an electorate as well off and educated as the US voters have elected…

– Barbell
★★★★★

He’s the best!

Borowitz tells it like it is, but with sarcastic cynical humor. But he points out the actual facts that have happened and on record. He explains things,but in between he makes remarks thatjust make you laugh…so you don’t get too depressed about what’s going on! He’s a great writer, loved…

– A.V.

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