Peggy and Me
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Peggy and Me by Miranda Hart | Free Audiobook

By Miranda Hart

Narrated by Miranda Hart

🎧 7 hours and 58 minutes 📘 Hodder & Stoughton 📅 October 6, 2016 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

‘Hello dear listener and welcome to Peggy & Me, the story of my life after getting a beautiful Shih-Tzu Bichon Frise cross puppy (I call the breed a Shitty Frise – fun) in the form of Peggy.

Some of you may be thinking: “a book about a dog, how totally brilliant, I need hear no more, I’m sold.” In which case we should be best friends and go out to tea together, every day.

Others of you may be thinking: “a book about a dog, how totally mad, she must have officially lost it.” In which case I completely understand. For I once viewed dog owners with much suspicion. The way they obsessively talk about their dogs often using voices for them to reply; the way they have a light covering of dog hair all over their clothes and sofas; and worse, an alarming comfort and ease around excrement.

But I now get why people become so mad about their hounds. It wasn’t instant love I have to admit. Getting a puppy when I was at a low ebb in my life wasn’t easy – there was a lot of challenging, what I call, dog administration (dog-min), and the humiliating first trip to the vet still haunts me. It’ was a bumpy old road, but Peggy was lovingly by my side through some life-changing moments and I wouldn’t have coped without her. Most surprisingly she taught me a huge amount – not how to get an old pie packet out of a bin and lick it (I could already do that), but real lessons about life and love and trust and friendship.

Put aside any doggy reservations and come walkies with Peggy and me…’

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Miranda Hart reads in her own voice with full warmth, the direct address to the listener feels entirely natural rather than affected, a continuation of her television persona’s conspiratorial mode.
  • Themes: Dog ownership as unexpected education, adult vulnerability, finding joy in resistance to sophistication
  • Mood: Cosy and candid, the audiobook equivalent of a good Sunday afternoon
  • Verdict: Hart on a dog she initially resisted and eventually could not have lived without, self-narrated with precisely the level of genuine affection the subject requires.

I started listening to Miranda Hart’s Peggy and Me on a Sunday morning that had not yet decided what kind of day it wanted to be, and by the time Peggy had survived her first vet visit and Miranda had survived the humiliation of it, the day had sorted itself into the comfortable category. This is the quality Hart delivers reliably: not merely comedy, but a specific register of warmth that makes you feel better about the particular ways in which adult life fails to achieve the dignity it was supposed to. In Peggy and Me, the vehicle is a Shih-Tzu Bichon Frise cross of what Hart calls a Shitty Frise (which is funnier as she says it than as you read it), but the subject is what happens when a person who has organized her life around independence and self-sufficiency discovers that a dog has dismantled both.

Hart is careful to acknowledge that she was not, originally, a dog person. Her pre-Peggy self regarded dog owners with the specific suspicion of someone who has not yet been converted: the obsessive talking, the ventriloquizing of the animal’s replies, the alarming “comfort and ease around excrement.” She reports all of this with the precision of someone who has since become exactly the person she was suspicious of, and finds herself not remotely sorry about it. The pivot from skeptic to evangelist is the book’s organizing arc, and Hart narrates both ends of it with the same voice, which is what makes it funny rather than merely heartwarming.

The Real Work of Dog-Min

“Dog-min”, Hart’s term for the administrative burden of pet ownership, is one of the book’s more useful coinages. The veterinary appointments, the socialization protocols, the specific calculations required by London life with a small dog, the bewildering array of opinions about feeding and walking and training that dog ownership apparently requires one to have: Hart catalogs these with the comedy of someone who was not warned about any of it. The humiliation of the first vet visit, which she notes still haunts her, is given the full treatment. This is Hart in her element: social mortification rendered precisely enough to make you wince and laugh in the same moment.

What separates Peggy and Me from a simple dog memoir, a genre that has its own conventions and traps, is Hart’s willingness to be honest about the timing. She got Peggy during what she describes as a low ebb in her life, and the book does not conceal the low ebb behind the puppy comedy. The two things coexist: the genuine difficulty of the period, and the specific way that having to attend to another creature’s needs interrupts the tendency to spiral. This is not armchair pet-therapy content; Hart is specific about the relationship between her own psychological state and what Peggy required from her, and the specificity gives the book genuine weight alongside the comedy.

What Peggy Taught

The lessons Hart identifies are not the ones she expected. Not how to retrieve an old pie packet from a bin and lick it, she notes, she had already mastered that. But something about trust, friendship, and being present for another creature without the mediation of performance or social calculation. Hart is a performer in all her public-facing work, and part of what the book explores is what it is like to be with an entity that does not require, notice, or respond to performance. Peggy’s indifference to Hart’s professional standing, her television credits, her comedy persona, is not a failure of appreciation; it is, the book argues, a form of liberation.

Reviewer DCH notes that “it’s a privilege to read about her life and times when she’s not playing the role on her wonderful show,” which identifies what Peggy and Me offers that the television series cannot: the private Hart rather than the public one. The two are related, the sensibility is consistent, but the memoir strips away the sitcom scaffolding and gives you the human being underneath the performance. Peggy turns out to be an excellent vehicle for this, partly because dogs are very good at insisting on the reality of whoever is feeding them.

Format and the Hart Voice Across Both Memoirs

As with Is It Just Me?, Hart narrates Peggy and Me with the direct address mode she used in her television show, “dear listener” is how she opens, and the warm conspiratorial quality of that address is maintained throughout nearly eight hours. The two Hart audiobooks make natural companion listening: Is It Just Me? is the younger self trying to figure out how to navigate adulthood, and Peggy and Me is the adult finding unexpected education in a small dog. Neither requires the other, but together they form a more complete portrait of the same voice across different life stages.

Reviewer Lorraine Pezzella’s note that Hart’s “sense of humor is very unique, as displayed on the show and in the book” suggests the book works as a standalone introduction to that sensibility for listeners unfamiliar with the television series. Hart is specific enough about London life and British cultural context that some references require calibration, but the core comedy of dog ownership, the vet-visit humiliation, the hair-covered sofas, the ventriloquized dog conversations, is international.

Who Should Listen / Who Should Skip

Dog owners, particularly those who resisted becoming dog owners before being converted, will find this deeply satisfying. Miranda Hart fans will get an extended version of the voice they already love in a more personal register than the sitcom allows. If you need straightforward linear memoir structure or comedy without genuine emotional honesty, Hart’s willingness to let the difficult period coexist with the dog comedy may not be the balance you are looking for. At just under eight hours, this is comfortable long-form listening, warm enough to return to, honest enough to be interesting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to have read Is It Just Me? first, or are these Hart audiobooks independent?

Completely independent. Peggy and Me covers a later period in Hart’s life and centers on a specific subject, her relationship with Peggy, rather than the general social-life reflections of Is It Just Me?. They share a voice and a sensibility, and make natural companion listening, but neither requires the other.

Does the memoir have a happy or sad emotional arc?

The memoir covers the early years of Hart’s relationship with Peggy and is structured around discovery and the unexpected benefits of attachment rather than loss. It is an account of joy and growth, though the low ebb that preceded getting Peggy is acknowledged honestly throughout, the happiness is earned rather than assumed.

How much of the book deals with Hart’s personal difficulties versus the dog material?

The difficult personal period is present throughout as backdrop and context rather than as a separate narrative strand. Hart references it as context for why getting a puppy was both harder and more transformative than it might otherwise have been. The dog material is dominant; the personal difficulty gives it weight without overwhelming the comedy.

Is Peggy and Me suitable for listeners who have never owned a dog?

Yes. The comedy of Hart’s conversion from dog skeptic to dog person is written to be accessible from both sides of the divide, she provides a guided tour of what happens to someone who starts where non-dog-people are. Non-owners may find the vet-visit and dog-min material even funnier precisely because it is all new to them, as it was to Hart.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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