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Noir by Christopher Moore | Free Audiobook

By Christopher Moore

Narrated by Johnny Heller

🎧 9 hours and 3 minutes 📘 William Morrow 📅 April 17, 2018 🌐 English
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The absurdly outrageous, sarcastically satiric, and always entertaining New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore returns in finest madcap form with this zany noir set on the mean streets of post-World War II San Francisco, and featuring a diverse cast of characters, including a hapless bartender; his Chinese sidekick; a doll with sharp angles and dangerous curves; a tight-lipped Air Force general; a wisecracking waif; Petey, a black mamba; and many more.

San Francisco. Summer, 1947. A dame walks into a saloon . . .

It’s not every afternoon that an enigmatic, comely blonde named Stilton (like the cheese) walks into the scruffy gin joint where Sammy “”Two Toes”” Tiffin tends bar. It’s love at first sight, but before Sammy can make his move, an Air Force general named Remy arrives with some urgent business. ’Cause when you need something done, Sammy is the guy to go to; he’s got the connections on the street.

Meanwhile, a suspicious flying object has been spotted up the Pacific coast in Washington State near Mount Rainer, followed by a mysterious plane crash in a distant patch of desert in New Mexico that goes by the name Roswell. But the real weirdness is happening on the streets of the City by the Bay.

When one of Sammy’s schemes goes south and the Cheese mysteriously vanishes, Sammy is forced to contend with his own dark secrets—and more than a few strange goings on—if he wants to find his girl.

Think Raymond Chandler meets Damon Runyon with more than a dash of Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes All Stars. It’s all very, very Noir. It’s all very, very Christopher Moore.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Johnny Heller is one of the best comedic narrators working in the format, and his performance here captures Moore’s period-specific voice without overselling the jokes.
  • Themes: Noir parody, 1940s San Francisco, UFO conspiracy, absurdist comedy
  • Mood: Gleefully ridiculous and warmly satirical
  • Verdict: Christopher Moore at his most playful, with a narrator who genuinely understands how to deliver comic timing in audio form without tipping into mugging.

I had a long drive ahead of me and needed something that would keep me alert without demanding the kind of sustained analytical attention that good literary fiction requires when you are also watching highway traffic. Noir was exactly the right call. By the time Sammy Two Toes Tiffin had his first conversation with the enigmatic Stilton, named for the cheese, I was laughing out loud in the car in a way that probably alarmed other drivers at a stoplight.

Christopher Moore has been writing comedic genre fiction long enough to have developed a highly specific skill set, and what makes his best work hold up is that the jokes are always in service of something. Noir is built on a parody frame that references Raymond Chandler and Damon Runyon, but Moore is not just recreating their aesthetic to mock it. He is using the hard-boiled voice to examine 1947 San Francisco with an eye for what that city’s particular social architecture looked like at street level, who was visible and who was not, and what happened when Cold War paranoia began to infect everyday civilian life.

Our Take on Noir

The plot involves a missing woman named Stilton, a black mamba named Petey, an Air Force general with classified business, and a mysterious flying object spotted near Mount Rainier shortly before something crashed in a distant patch of New Mexico desert. Moore weaves these elements together with the practiced hand of someone who has been writing chaos into narrative structure for decades. The Roswell thread is genuinely clever, used not for UFO mythology’s sake but as a device that reveals something specific about the postwar American state’s relationship with its own citizens.

Johnny Heller is one of the best comedic narrators in the business, and he understood immediately what this material needed. The hard-boiled first-person narration requires a narrator who can do two things simultaneously: commit fully to the genre voice and let the comedy land without announcing it. Heller does both. He does not pause to let you know a joke is coming. He delivers it in character and trusts you to catch it. That discipline is what separates skilled comedic narration from performative mugging, and it is why Moore’s books sound better in Heller’s voice than they might in a more neutral reading.

Why Listen to Noir

One reviewer placed this alongside Lamb as proof that Moore is a writer worth following across genres and periods, and that comparison is instructive. Both books use genre conventions to examine something real about their historical moment. Lamb uses the gospel form; Noir uses the hard-boiled detective novel. In both cases, Moore is working with the genre affectionately rather than dismissively, which is why the books have warmth as well as comedy.

The cast here is genuinely diverse for a novel set in 1947 San Francisco, and Moore handles that diversity with the awareness of someone who knows exactly what the social dynamics of that city looked like at that moment. The Chinatown sequences required real research to render accurately, and Moore does that work. Some readers have noted this as a point of discussion regarding historical language and representation choices. Those concerns are worth being aware of, though Moore’s handling of the material is more thoughtful than his absurdist register might initially suggest.

What to Watch For in Noir

This is not a novel with a tightly constructed mystery plot. If you come to it expecting Chandler’s plotting, you will be disappointed. The case that Sammy pursues is a frame for Moore to wander through his 1947 San Francisco with considerable freedom, and the resolution matters less than the journey. The conspiracy elements involving the Air Force and the Roswell connection are deliberately absurd in ways that pay off comedically rather than procedurally.

This is also adult-oriented material. The period-accurate register and the genre conventions Moore is playing with make this a book for listeners comfortable with hard-boiled fiction’s traditional content. The humor is sharp, the social satire is pointed, and the book does not soften either for a general audience.

Who Should Listen to Noir

Fans of Christopher Moore who want him in full comic mode with a period setting that suits his particular strengths. Listeners who enjoy the Chandler era and want a comedic response to that voice rather than a reverential one. Anyone who appreciates Johnny Heller’s narration and wants to hear what he does with material that actively needs his skill set. Less suited to listeners who want a tightly plotted mystery or who prefer their historical fiction played straight.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be familiar with Raymond Chandler or Damon Runyon to appreciate the parody in Noir?

Prior familiarity helps you recognize specific conventions Moore is playing with, but the book works for readers who come to it purely as comedy without the genre reference points. The jokes function independently.

Johnny Heller narrates a lot of Moore’s catalog. Is Noir one of his better performances, or does his style suit some Moore titles better than others?

Multiple reviewers and Moore fans consider Heller’s narration essential to the Moore audiobook experience. His handling of the period-specific hard-boiled voice in Noir is a particularly good match between narrator and material.

The synopsis mentions mature themes and a diverse cast. Is Noir appropriate for younger listeners or family listening?

The book is written for adult readers. It contains period-accurate language and mature content consistent with its noir parody register. It is not appropriate for younger audiences.

The Roswell and UFO elements in the synopsis sound like they might dominate the plot. How central are they to the story?

They are significant plot drivers but deployed in Moore’s characteristic way: the conspiracy elements are used to generate absurdist comedy and to say something about Cold War paranoia, not to provide a serious UFO mystery narrative.

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Alexandra Reed

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