My Life as a Goddess
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My Life as a Goddess by Guy Branum | Free Audiobook

By Guy Branum

Narrated by Guy Branum

🎧 9 hours and 9 minutes 📘 Simon & Schuster Audio 📅 July 31, 2018 🌐 English
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“Smart, fast, clever, and funny (As f*ck!)” (Tiffany Haddish), this collection of side-splitting and illuminating essays by the popular stand-up comedian, alum of Chelsea Lately and The Mindy Project, and host of truTV’s Talk Show the Game Show is perfect for fans of the New York Times bestsellers Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling and We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby.

From a young age, Guy Branum always felt as if he were on the outside looking in.

From a stiflingly boring farm town, he couldn’t relate to his neighbors. While other boys played outside, he stayed indoors reading Greek mythology. And being gay and overweight, he got used to diminishing himself. But little by little, he started learning from all the sad, strange, lonely outcasts in history who had come before him, and he started to feel hope.

In this “singular, genuinely ballsy, and essential” (Billy Eichner) collection of personal essays, Guy talks about finding a sense of belonging at Berkeley—and stirring up controversy in a newspaper column that led to a run‑in with the Secret Service. He recounts the pitfalls of being typecast as the “Sassy Gay Friend,” and how, after taking a wrong turn in life (i.e. law school), he found stand‑up comedy and artistic freedom. He analyzes society’s calculated deprivation of personhood from fat people, and how, though it’s taken him a while to accept who he is, he has learned that with a little patience and a lot of humor, self-acceptance is possible.

“Keenly observant and intelligent, Branum’s book not only offers uproarious insights into walking paths less traveled, but also into what self-acceptance means in a world still woefully intolerant of difference” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review). My Life as a Goddess is an unforgettable and deeply moving book by one of today’s most endearing and galvanizing voices in comedy.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Guy Branum reading his own essays is the only correct version of this audiobook. His comic timing, self-awareness, and genuine warmth transform the written material into something closer to performance.
  • Themes: Gay identity and self-acceptance, fat politics and body autonomy, the outsider as cultural analyst
  • Mood: Uproariously funny and unexpectedly moving, with an intellectual current running beneath everything
  • Verdict: A richly observed essay collection that earns its laughs through genuine precision and earns its emotional moments through honesty about what it costs to spend years diminishing yourself.

I was halfway through my morning commute when Guy Branum’s sentence about high school football stopped me mid-step. A reviewer quoted it in a comment thread, and I had to go back and hear it in context: the riff about how he might have learned more about gridiron strategy if just one of the opposing tailbacks had been a suffocated housewife on the verge of alcoholism, but they were mostly farmer’s kids with Trans Am hair. Branum is that kind of writer. Sentences so specific they feel like evidence, and so funny that you feel a little envious of whoever got to hear them first.

My Life as a Goddess is a collection of personal essays that covers a lot of terrain: growing up gay and overweight in a small California farm town, the particular education of reading Greek mythology when you can not relate to anyone around you, the experience of being typecast as the Sassy Gay Friend, the wrong turn of law school, and the longer road toward accepting that comedy was the real vocation. What holds the essays together is Branum’s refusal to let any of it be simple. He analyzes society’s deprivation of personhood from fat people with the same precision he brings to analyzing his mother’s relationship to ambition. He is a cultural critic who happens to be writing about himself.

Our Take on My Life as a Goddess

Several reviewers were surprised by how substantive the book is beneath its playful title. One noted that it is in fact very real and thought provoking, not at all what they expected. That gap between expectation and delivery is worth naming: the title signals camp and lightness, but the content is genuinely dense with observation. Branum is working through questions about identity, class, queerness, and what belonging costs, and he is doing it with a comedian’s grip on specificity rather than an essayist’s instinct for generalization.

The essay on Canada is one of the book’s genuinely unexpected pleasures, and it generated particular delight in the reviews. The section on the Secret Service encounter during his Berkeley newspaper years is another moment where the book becomes something stranger and more specific than memoir usually allows. Branum does not stick to the expected coming-out narrative. He goes sideways into the specific incidents that shaped him, and that sideways movement is where the best material lives.

Why Listen to My Life as a Goddess

Branum narrating his own work is not just a nice bonus: it is the definitive version of these essays. His comic timing in the audio version adds a layer of meaning that the page cannot fully convey. When he pauses before a punchline or lets a moment of genuine feeling land without comment, the listening experience becomes something between an audiobook and a one-man show. He is a practiced performer who understands what silence does in a room, and that translates directly to audio.

At nine hours, the book is substantial enough to feel complete rather than fragmentary, which is a real risk with essay collections in audio form. Some listeners noted having to slow down their reading pace because Branum puts so much into each sentence. That is a legitimate observation, and it applies even more in audio: this rewards focused listening rather than background listening.

What to Watch For in My Life as a Goddess

The essays that deal directly with fatness and the structural deprivation of personhood from fat people are the most politically charged sections of the book, and also some of the most precisely argued. Branum is not interested in inspirational weight-loss narratives. He is interested in what it means to live in a body that society has decided to treat as provisional. These sections are not comfortable, but they are among the most rigorously thought-through passages in the collection.

The Canadian geography lesson one reviewer mentioned is real and charming. Do not let the comedy flag mislead you into thinking Branum is not doing serious intellectual work. The best moments in the book are the ones where he is doing both simultaneously.

Who Should Listen to My Life as a Goddess

This is for listeners who like their comedy smart and their memoir substantive, who enjoy writers who treat the personal essay as an analytical form rather than a confessional one. Fans of Samantha Irby or Mindy Kaling will find familiar warmth here, but Branum’s cultural criticism runs deeper than either comparison suggests. LGBTQ+ listeners, particularly those who grew up as outsiders finding community in books and pop culture, will find this hits with particular force.

Skip it if you want a conventional celebrity memoir or if you need your humor to be gentle. Branum is sharp and occasionally merciless about the institutions and attitudes that shaped him, and the book does not soften those edges for comfort.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is it necessary to know Guy Branum’s stand-up or television work before listening to this book?

Not at all. The essays are self-contained, and Branum provides all the context needed. Familiarity with his TV work adds recognition, but the book is fully accessible to listeners who encounter him here for the first time.

How does the self-narration compare to a professional narrator for this kind of material?

Branum’s performance is one of the audiobook’s strongest assets. His comic timing, pacing, and the genuine feeling he brings to the more personal sections make the audio version feel closer to a live performance than a recorded reading. This is not a case where a professional narrator would serve the material better.

Does the book deal with serious topics, or is it primarily comedy?

Both, with real seriousness running beneath the humor. Several reviewers were surprised by how substantive the content is. Branum analyzes fat politics, class, queerness, and cultural identity with genuine rigor. The comedy is the vehicle, not the destination.

Is this book primarily for LGBTQ+ audiences, or does it have broader appeal?

The perspective is rooted in Branum’s specific experience as a gay man, but the themes of outsider identity, self-acceptance, and finding belonging through culture rather than community have broad resonance. Multiple reviewers without shared biographical background described it as deeply relatable.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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