Murder Your Employer
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Part of McMasters Guide to Homicide #1

By Rupert Holmes

Narrated by Neil Patrick Harris

🎧 14 hours and 13 minutes 📘 Simon & Schuster Audio 📅 February 21, 2023 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

A New York Times bestseller! From Edgar Award–winning novelist, playwright, and story-songwriter Rupert Holmes comes a diabolical thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, “a fantasy academy laid out like a combination of Hogwarts, Downton Abbey, and a White Lotus–style resort” (Los Angeles Times) dedicated to the art of murder where students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim.

Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate…and where one’s mandatory graduation thesis is getting away with the perfect murder of someone whose death will make the world a much better place to live.

Prepare for an education you’ll never forget. A “fiendishly funny” (Booklist) mix of witty wordplay, breathtaking twists and genuine intrigue, Murder Your Employer will gain you admission into a wholly original world, cocooned within the most entertaining book about well-intentioned would-be murderers you’ll ever read.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Neil Patrick Harris brings comedic precision and register flexibility – an ideal match for Holmes’s satirical, document-heavy prose.
  • Themes: Ethical vengeance, institutional absurdity, the fantasy of consequence-free justice
  • Mood: Darkly witty, formally inventive, leisurely rather than propulsive
  • Verdict: A formally inventive dark comedy that commits completely to its premise – best appreciated by readers who value wit over thriller momentum.

I picked up Murder Your Employer on the strength of two things: Neil Patrick Harris as narrator and the premise, which is deranged in the best possible way. A secret school that teaches ethically justified murder. A “Poison Ivy League” with a campus no student can locate. A graduation thesis consisting of getting away with the perfect killing of someone whose death will improve the world. I started it on a rainy Thursday and found that its particular brand of dark wit is very well suited to audio – Harris has exactly the comedic timing that Rupert Holmes’s prose demands.

This is a book that knows precisely what it is, and commits completely.

Our Take on Murder Your Employer

Rupert Holmes comes to this with an Edgar Award on his shelf and a background that includes musical theater and fiction, and all of that shows in the architecture of Murder Your Employer. The novel is formally inventive – it presents itself as textbooks, letters, student files, academic materials from the McMasters Conservatory – and Holmes uses this epistolary variety to generate both comic effect and genuine narrative tension. The conceit that every student must have an ethical reason for their proposed deletion is where the book’s moral humor lives: Holmes is satirizing the universal fantasy of consequence-free vengeance against someone who has genuinely wronged you while simultaneously making the reader complicit in rooting for these careful, well-intentioned would-be murderers. One reviewer called it “unlike anything you’ve read before,” which is accurate. The comparisons to Hogwarts and Downton Abbey in the marketing are not wrong, but they also do not capture the specific flavor of pleasurable darkness this book generates.

Why Listen to Murder Your Employer

Neil Patrick Harris was a smart casting choice. His comedic sensibility is perfectly calibrated for Holmes’s prose – he handles the documentary-style sections (the curriculum passages, the textbook voice, the bureaucratic academic tone) with the same facility as the more narratively conventional chapters. The “fiendishly funny” description from Booklist applies here particularly: the humor is sentence-level as well as situational, and Harris does not miss the embedded jokes. At 14 hours and 13 minutes, this is a longer listen than the breezy premise might suggest, and Harris sustains the energy throughout.

What to Watch For in Murder Your Employer

The structural experimentation that is the book’s greatest strength is also its primary challenge. One reviewer noted that chapters “inconsistently jumped around between characters” and that at least one chapter left them uncertain whose perspective they were reading until near the end. This is a real issue: Holmes’s multi-character, multi-document format can obscure rather than illuminate during certain passages, particularly in the book’s second half. The novel is also fundamentally more interested in its concept and wit than in conventional thriller momentum – if you come expecting breathless plot tension, the pacing will feel indulgent. Holmes is operating closer to literary satire than genre fiction, and the book rewards that framing.

Who Should Listen to Murder Your Employer

Readers who enjoy dark comedy with literary ambition – think Jasper Fforde, early Evelyn Waugh, or Flann O’Brien in prose mode – will find this delivers. The satirical premise works well for anyone who has ever sat in a bad job wondering if there were ethical grounds for what they were imagining. Those looking for a conventional thriller with linear plot and building tension should look elsewhere. Neil Patrick Harris fans will not be disappointed. The novel’s New York Times bestseller status reflects a genuine commercial appeal that goes beyond niche literary comedy, but the center of the book’s gravitational pull is its wit, not its plot. It is also worth noting that the novel’s epistolary, multi-document structure, which can occasionally obscure in text, is handled well in audio by Harris, who provides enough tonal variety across the different document types to keep listeners oriented even when the perspective shifts.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Neil Patrick Harris’s performance add significantly to the audiobook experience?

Yes. Holmes’s prose is comedically precise, and Harris’s timing matches it. The documentary sections – curriculum materials, academic memos, student files – particularly benefit from his facility with register changes. This is a case where narrator casting genuinely enhances the material.

Is Murder Your Employer a thriller or a comedy?

Primarily a dark comedy with thriller architecture. The murder plots are constructed with real detail and ingenuity, but the book’s interest is satirical and conceptual rather than suspenseful. Readers expecting conventional thriller tension will find the pacing more leisurely than they anticipated.

How dark is Murder Your Employer on a content level?

The premise sounds extreme but the execution is more comic than violent. The actual killings are handled with significant restraint and frequently off-page – this is closer to a comedy of manners about murder than to anything graphic or disturbing. The moral framework of the Conservatory keeps the darkness tightly managed.

Is this the first book in a series?

Yes, it is listed as McMasters Guide to Homicide Book 1, which means subsequent volumes are possible. The novel is self-contained and reaches a satisfying conclusion, but the academy setting has obvious potential for continuation.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

So good!

I bought this one on a whim just to try something different to break up my norm and, I was pleasantly surprised to say the least. This was a very entertaining read from cover to cover.My only complaint is with the formatting of the ebook. The story is told through…

– Shawn T. King (stk_kreations)
★★★★☆

This book is different than anything you've read before!

Overall, a very entertaining read! I found myself gasping at times at the detail in the fictional curriculum. This book is so different than any others that it was refreshing to read. It lost a star for me because the chapters inconsistently jumped around between characters. In Chapter 43, I…

– BookishKitKat
★★★★★

Fabulous book

If you are looking for a conventional murder mystery with lots of action, gore and thrills this book is not for you. If, however, you are looking for a unique story with lots of dark humor, written in a way that amazes you at the writer's imagination and which takes…

– vegasbill
★★★★★

Great book

Great book!

– Ang Furlotte
★★★★★

Excellent

Idée originale qui reste morale. Sympa à lire.

– Sculder

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