May I Have Your Attention Please?
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May I Have Your Attention Please? by James Corden | Free Audiobook

By James Corden

Narrated by James Corden

🎧 10 hours and 8 minutes 📘 Penguin Audio 📅 September 29, 2011 🌐 English
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As far back as he can remember James Corden has only ever wanted to be in one place: in front of you, doing something to make you laugh, cry, shout, or giggle uncontrollably. At the age of 4, he grandstanded throughout his baby sister’s christening, standing on a chair in front of the whole congregation, pulling faces and cracking everyone up. Despite himself, the vicar was impressed. And from then on he couldn’t get enough of the spotlight, even when it always seemed to avoid him. Throughout his teens, he and his Dad trudged up and down towards London, getting closer and closer to landing a gig, only to be told ‘No’ at the last stage. But he never gave up and soon found his whole life turned upside down and inside out by his experience as one Alan Bennett’s History Boys. From that moment forth, he’s never looked back.

May I Have Your Attention Please? is the warm, cheeky, surprisingly honest and hilarious story of one of our most popular comedy talents. From his antics as one of the founding players of his high-school’s first ever rugby team to gaining recognition in the West End, to nationwide fame as the loveably loud Smithy in the award-winning Gavin and Stacey, this is a tenderly told story of what it’s like to try, try and try again and – happily – get there in the end.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: James Corden reading his own memoir is the only way this should exist, his timing, warmth, and self-deprecating delivery are inseparable from the material.
  • Themes: Ambition and rejection, working-class comedy origins, the Gavin and Stacey breakthrough
  • Mood: Warm, cheeky, and surprisingly tender
  • Verdict: Fans of Corden’s public persona will find this a genuinely disarming listen, though those put off by the spotlight-chasing energy in his comedy might not fully convert.

I was on a long train journey through the English countryside when I started this one, and there was something almost cosmically appropriate about listening to James Corden narrate his own origin story while the kind of grimy British towns he grew up in flickered past the window. He opens with that anecdote about standing on a chair during his baby sister’s christening, pulling faces for the congregation while the vicar tried to keep it together. It is such a perfectly chosen entry point: not the glamour of later success, but the compulsion to perform that preceded any talent for it.

What struck me almost immediately was how unguarded the narration feels. Corden is clearly aware that self-narrated celebrity memoirs can lapse into pure PR exercise, and he works hard to push against that. Whether he succeeds completely is debatable, but the effort is audible throughout the ten hours.

The Road to London, Told in Rejections

The heart of the early sections is the repeated pilgrimages Corden made with his father toward the entertainment industry, armed with hope and not much else. He describes getting close, getting told no, and going back again with a matter-of-fact quality that reads less as resilience-theater and more as a genuine accounting of how grinding the process actually was. There is nothing triumphant in the retelling of these early failures. He does not frame them as stepping stones; he frames them as genuinely painful experiences he survived because he had no other plan.

His voice in audio is everything here. The Smithy character that made him famous was a specific, heightened kind of British lad, and in this memoir you hear the more uncertain, more vulnerable person underneath that construction. He is funnier as himself, actually, with the self-deprecation landing more naturally than it would on the page. The delivery has a genuine sting to it that a stranger’s voice would soften too much.

Alan Bennett and the History Boys Effect

The section dealing with his experience in The History Boys is the most interesting stretch of the memoir from a literary standpoint, because it is where Corden seems genuinely uncertain about how to feel. Landing a role in an Alan Bennett play is not how a Smithy story is supposed to go. He narrates the experience with a kind of wide-eyed disbelief, and the description of Bennett as a figure of benign, careful attention to his young cast is one of the more touching passages in the book. There is also an honest reckoning with what it meant to be suddenly recognized as a serious actor before he had fully worked out who he was as a performer.

Listeners who are primarily fans of Gavin and Stacey will find plenty to enjoy in the section detailing how that show came together with Ruth Jones, but Corden is careful not to let it become a victory lap. He acknowledges the luck involved, the timing, the right people being in the right room. There are reviewers who noted that this is honest and moving in a way they did not expect from him, and I think that reaction is fair. The book has genuine warmth rather than performed warmth, which is a harder thing to pull off than it looks.

What the Christening Really Means

By the time Corden circles back to that opening image of the small boy demanding the room’s attention, the memoir has earned its emotional resolution. The book is not a profound piece of literary autobiography. It does not claim to be. It is a warm, properly funny, occasionally surprising account of how a specific kind of ambition survived a specific kind of repeated rejection, written by someone who clearly needed to tell this story as much as his audience needed to hear it.

The audio format suits it perfectly. At just over ten hours it sits comfortably in the sweet spot for memoir narration, long enough to develop genuine intimacy between narrator and listener, short enough that the energy never flags. Corden’s performance is never a performance, if you understand the distinction. He is simply talking to you, which is the thing he has always been best at.

Who This Is For and Who It Is Not

This is the right audiobook for listeners who enjoy British comedy memoirs in the tradition of performers telling their own stories honestly rather than mythologizing themselves. It will resonate most with fans of Gavin and Stacey and anyone who grew up in a working-class British household with one eye permanently on some imagined elsewhere. If you have no prior warmth toward Corden’s public persona, the memoir is unlikely to change your mind. And if you are hoping for extended analysis of The Late Late Show or American fame, this predates that chapter almost entirely.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does James Corden narrating his own memoir add to the experience, or does it feel self-indulgent?

It genuinely adds to it. His comedic timing and natural warmth come through in a way that a hired narrator simply could not replicate, and several of the funniest passages depend on his specific delivery to land properly.

How much of the book covers Gavin and Stacey versus his earlier career?

The Gavin and Stacey breakthrough happens relatively late in the memoir, with the majority of the ten hours covering his childhood, his early rejections, and his time in The History Boys. Fans wanting deep behind-the-scenes detail about the show will want to temper their expectations.

Is this book appropriate for listeners who are not familiar with British comedy or television?

The cultural references are quite specific to British television and comedy, so some context will be lost for international listeners. The emotional core, ambition, rejection, finding your people, translates universally, but the texture of the anecdotes is very particular to that world.

How does the tone handle the transition from struggling unknown to famous comedian?

Corden resists the triumphalist framing that mars many celebrity memoirs. He acknowledges luck and timing alongside effort, and the tone throughout stays closer to wry gratitude than victory declaration.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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