Life Is Short and So Am I
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By Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl

Narrated by Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl

🎧 7 hours and 41 minutes 📘 Tantor Audio 📅 December 3, 2019 🌐 English
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Heart, determination, and triumph

This is the story of a boy who fell in love with wrestling before he was able to walk. Born with achondroplasia, a condition that causes disproportionate dwarfism, Dylan Postl had endured multiple surgeries by the age of 12. And yet, he held on to the dream that he would one day become a professional wrestler. Ignoring the naysayers and against doctors’ recommendations, Postl began training in his teens, and he soon began appearing on local independent shows. Before he turned 20, he was signed by WWE to play the role of Irish grappler Finlay’s feisty sidekick, Hornswoggle, and remained a fixture in the company for a full decade.

While most of Postl’s adult life has been spent in the wild world of the wrestling industry, his is more than a story of a little person’s journey through a world of giants; it’s a memoir of elation and anguish, triumph and disappointment, and of how an endlessly positive outlook combined with the unwavering support of family and friends helped a long shot become a success in his industry and a loving, responsible father.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Self-narrated by Dylan Postl – his Wisconsin twang and self-deprecating delivery make the performance feel like a conversation with a friend rather than a polished memoir read.
  • Themes: Disability and athletic ambition, wrestling industry insider culture, fatherhood and identity
  • Mood: Warm, candid, and surprisingly funny with undercurrents of genuine pathos
  • Verdict: Postl’s story transcends wrestling fandom – it’s a memoir about choosing your own terms in a world that keeps handing you other people’s.

I started this one on a Saturday afternoon thinking I’d listen for an hour and get back to other things. Seven hours later I was still in my car in the driveway, because I genuinely could not find a good stopping point. That doesn’t happen often with sports memoirs, which tend to follow a familiar arc of glory, setback, comeback, repeat. Dylan Postl’s memoir does follow that arc in broad strokes, but he keeps subverting it in ways that caught me off guard.

Postl narrates the whole thing himself, and if you’ve watched him as Hornswoggle over the years, you already know that he’s funnier and more emotionally intelligent than the character ever got to demonstrate. The audiobook brings that out. His delivery is conversational and self-aware, never trying to make himself sound more heroic than the events warrant. That restraint is exactly what gives the memoir its credibility.

Born Into a World That Wasn’t Built for Him

The opening sections about Postl’s childhood are where the memoir earns its weight. He was born with achondroplasia, the most common form of disproportionate dwarfism, and had undergone multiple surgeries by age twelve. He doesn’t dwell on those early medical experiences in a way that solicits pity, but he doesn’t minimize them either. What comes through clearly is the texture of growing up different in a community that didn’t quite know how to handle him, and the way professional wrestling became the one space where being different felt like an asset rather than a liability.

The specificity here is what separates this from generic underdog narratives. Postl remembers falling in love with wrestling before he could walk, literally watching it from a position where the television screen was at eye level with his crib. He traces his relationship with the sport from that earliest fascination through backyard training, local indie shows, and eventually to a WWE contract before he turned twenty. The timeline is credibly detailed in a way that suggests he hasn’t glamorized or compressed anything.

Life Under the Ring and Inside the Machine

The WWE years make up the bulk of the memoir and are the sections that wrestling fans will listen to most intently. Postl spent a decade with the company playing Hornswoggle, Finlay’s mischievous sidekick, and he’s candid about the strange position that role put him in. The character required him to literally spend hours hidden beneath the ring during live events, waiting for his cue. He describes the boredom, the cramped quarters, the camaraderie with crew members who kept him company down there, and the odd experience of hearing crowd reactions to matches he couldn’t see.

What comes through in these sections is something reviewer Jeffrey Walker captured well when he noted that the memoir gives you a view of professional wrestling “from under the ring” – a literal and metaphorical vantage point that most wrestling stories never access. Postl isn’t bitter about how his character was used. He clearly loved the work, loved the locker room culture, and appreciated what WWE gave him. But he’s also honest about the moments that stung, including being written into angles as the butt of jokes in ways that sometimes felt like they crossed a line.

When the Story Becomes About More Than Wrestling

The memoir shifts gear in its final third, and this is where Postl surprised me most. What could easily have become a straightforward wrestling career retrospective opens out into a meditation on fatherhood, on what it means to build a life that your children can look back on and understand. Postl writes about becoming a father with the same unguarded honesty he brings to the wrestling sections, and the two threads – the professional ambition that defined his twenties and the domestic responsibility that reshaped his thirties – are woven together thoughtfully.

One Amazon reviewer who described themselves as not a wrestling fan at all found the memoir compelling because of its portrait of goal-setting and obstacle navigation. That rings true. The wrestling is the vehicle, but the actual subject is what it means to pursue something so improbable that even the doctors in your life have told you it can’t be done. Postl never turns this into a motivational lecture. He just tells the story, and lets the reader draw whatever conclusions feel relevant.

Who Should Listen and Who Should Skip

This one works for wrestling fans who want genuine backstage texture, for readers drawn to disability memoir that avoids both sentimentality and inspiration-porn framing, and for anyone who has ever been told that their ambition is unrealistic by people who thought they were being kind. It won’t work as well for listeners who need a more structurally polished memoir – Postl’s narrative moves chronologically and sometimes rushes through what feels like important territory in order to get to the next story. And if you have no patience for professional wrestling as a cultural institution, some of the middle sections may test you. But if you can meet the material where it lives, this is seven well-spent hours.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you need to be a wrestling fan to enjoy this memoir?

Not really. Several reviewers with no prior interest in wrestling found the memoir accessible and engaging precisely because Postl grounds everything in personal experience rather than industry insider jargon. The wrestling context is always explained, and the themes of disability, ambition, and family resonate independently of any fandom.

How candid is Postl about his medical history and the physical realities of achondroplasia?

He’s honest without being clinical or heavy-handed. He covers the multiple surgeries he underwent as a child, the physical demands of professional wrestling on a body not built for it, and the ongoing reality of navigating a world designed for different proportions. He doesn’t sensationalize any of it.

Does he address any conflicts or controversies from his WWE tenure?

He’s candid about moments that felt uncomfortable or undignified, particularly some of the angles Hornswoggle was written into, but the tone is reflective rather than accusatory. He generally credits WWE with giving him opportunities he couldn’t have found elsewhere while still acknowledging where the creative choices felt wrong.

Is this a full-length memoir or more of a quick listen?

At 7 hours and 41 minutes it’s a complete memoir with genuine depth rather than a padded-out celebrity quickie. Postl covers his childhood, training years, full WWE decade, and post-wrestling life with enough detail that the runtime feels earned.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Hornswoggle

Saw this book while I was exploring other wrestling books. Thought this would be a different take on everyone else's wrestling career book & I wasn't disappointed. Enjoyed hearing about his struggles & how he broke through any barriers his height might have prevented to have a good career. If…

– Jamie Simmons
★★★★★

A MUST READ for ANY Wrestling Fan!

I have read many books from wrestling's greatest superstars, and this one ranks up there as one of the BEST EVER! Dylan's memories and snapshots from his career and life building up to it, are very entertaining…really gives you an idea of the world of professional wrestling (from under the…

– Jeffrey W. Walker
★★★★★

Fun, easy and inspiring

I am not a wrestling fan, but I am a fan of well told, true stories of setting singular big goals and overcoming unbelievable obstacles to achieve them. It is an easy read, it is told in a way that makes you connect almost immediately with Dylan and join him…

– Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Very good

I've been a wrestling fan my whole life. I bought this after hearing about it on a podcast, and it was really good. You don't realize how much Swoggle has done in wrestling until you read this. Gets into his personal life a bit, but is mostly a book about…

– D. Dahlbeck
★★★★★

Fantastic Story!

Finished reading in 24 hours. Fantastic read. You can feel the ups/downs, blessings and heartbreaks. The story of a 4 year olds dream coming true was incredible. The many obstacles that were thrown his way both personal and professionally would have made most people quit. So happy he didn’t. Thank…

– Shawna Ann

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