I Can't Make This Up
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I Can't Make This Up by Neil Strauss - contributor | Audiobook Review

By Neil Strauss - contributor

Narrated by Kevin Hart

🎧 11 hours and 15 minutes 📘 Audible Studios 📅 June 6, 2017 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.

It begins in North Philadelphia. He was born an accident, unwanted by his parents. His father was a drug addict who was in and out of jail. His brother was a crack dealer and petty thief. And his mother was overwhelmingly strict, beating him with belts, frying pans, and his own toys.

The odds, in short, were stacked against our young hero, just like the odds that are stacked against the release of a new book in this era of social media (where Hart has a following of over 100 million, by the way).

But Kevin Hart, like Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, and Chocolate Droppa before him, was able to defy the odds and turn it around. In his literary debut, he takes the listener on a journey through what his life was, what it is today, and how he's overcome each challenge to become the man he is today.

And that man happens to be the biggest comedian in the world, with tours that sell out football stadiums and films that have collectively grossed over $3.5 billion.

He achieved this not just through hard work, determination, and talent: It was through his unique way of looking at the world. Because just like a book has chapters, Hart sees life as a collection of chapters that each person gets to write for himself or herself.

"Not only do you get to choose how you interpret each chapter, but your interpretation writes the next chapter," he says. "So why not choose the interpretation that serves your life the best?"

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  • Narration: Kevin Hart self-narrating is not a bonus, it is the audiobook's core value; his professional comedic timing and real emotional vulnerability are inseparable from the memoir's argument.
  • Themes: Poverty and survival, comedy as coping mechanism, persistence through years of failure, the philosophy of self-interpretation.
  • Mood: By turns hilarious and raw, Hart switches between comedian and witness to his own past in ways that only land properly in audio.
  • Verdict: Essential for Hart fans and genuinely rewarding for listeners who have never followed him; the audiobook format is definitively the right one for this memoir.

Kevin Hart narrating Kevin Hart's life story is the only version of this audiobook that could have worked at all. The memoir traces a path from North Philadelphia, father cycling in and out of jail on drug charges, brother dealing crack, a mother who beat her children with 'belts, frying pans, and his own toys', to becoming the biggest comedian in the world with stadium-filling tours and films that have collectively grossed over $3.5 billion. No professional narrator could have spoken this material with the combination of genuine comedy and barely-controlled emotion that Hart delivers across eleven hours, and this audiobook makes the self-narration its central production value rather than a convenience.

The memoir was co-authored with Neil Strauss, and Hart's framing in the opening pages makes the arrangement into a joke, listing Strauss as 'contributor' while positioning the book as Hart's literary debut. The underlying point is genuine: the voice throughout is Hart's, and what the audiobook delivers is how Kevin Hart actually talks about himself and his past, which is the memoir's primary credential and principal pleasure.

The North Philadelphia childhood sections, which Hart delivers with a compressed fury that occasionally breaks into something more raw and more real, are the book's most serious material. He is genuinely reckoning with what it cost him to grow up in those conditions and what it actually required to leave. He is also relentlessly funny about it, because that is who he is, and the comedy and the reckoning are not pulling in different directions. They are the same mechanism. The way Hart survived was by making the absurdity and cruelty of his situation into material. The audiobook demonstrates that survival mechanism in real time across eleven hours, and by the end of it you understand both the comedian and the cost of becoming him.

The career narrative, the decades of grinding comedy clubs, the road sets at rural colleges for audiences of twelve, the gap between Hart's absolute conviction that he would make it and the years in which no one outside his immediate circle shared that conviction, is told with the same mixture of self-deprecation and very specific detail. He does not compress the failure or rush past it. The failure is the story, right up until it suddenly is not. Josh D.'s review captures this: 'Regardless that it's Kevin Hart's book, it could be about some guy named Pete, I don't care. The story of struggles and hardships, physical and emotional pain he overcame and the determination he has.' The celebrity context is irrelevant to the memoir's actual emotional content.

Testimony in the Voice That Lived It

Self-narration carries particular weight in a memoir that argues, at its core, that your perspective on your own life is the primary resource you have for improving it. Hart's central thesis, 'not only do you get to choose how you interpret each chapter, but your interpretation writes the next chapter', lands differently when you hear him say it with his actual life behind him and in his actual voice. The audiobook format does for this argument what print simply cannot: it puts the testimony in front of you directly, in the voice of the person who lived it, and asks you to reckon with it on those terms.

Hart's comedic timing in the audiobook is calibrated exactly as precisely as his stage work, and several passages in the childhood and early career sections produce genuine out-loud laughter. Duane Schneider's description, 'the funniest book I can remember reading in quite a while', reflects something real about the performance quality. Hart knows how to pace a story for a listening audience because he has been doing exactly that for his entire professional career, and the audiobook is the first format in which that professional skill transfers directly to memoir production.

Wogen Names Positivity, Humor and Honesty

The motivational dimension of the memoir is real but remains impressionistic rather than systematic. Hart is clearer about demonstrating his philosophy through the memoir's events than he is about articulating it as a formal framework. The 'life as chapters' metaphor is compelling and genuinely useful as a way of thinking about personal narrative, but it is not developed into anything more structured than an organizing metaphor. Listeners who come looking for systematic self-help guidance, concrete steps, repeatable methods, will find the book intuitive and inspirational rather than prescriptive.

Kathleen Wogen's review notes 'his positivity, humor and honesty' as the book's three dominant qualities, which is accurate. The honesty is not confessional in the literary memoir sense, Hart is not making himself look worse than he is, and he is not performing vulnerability. The honesty is the specificity. He names names, recalls specific amounts, describes specific failures with the precision of someone who has processed them so many times they have become a kind of material.

It Is Kevin Hart Talking to You

Hart fans will find this audiobook essential, it is the complete behind-the-scenes account of how he became who he is, delivered in his own voice over eleven hours. But the memoir does not require prior investment in Hart's comedy to work. As Josh D.'s review demonstrates, the story of building a life out of very little, by choosing to interpret every setback as the next chapter's setup, is universally legible and not dependent on celebrity context.

Listeners who want literary memoir, tightly structured prose architecture, complex unreliable narration, literary distance from the subject, will find the book more direct and more comedic than that tradition allows. This is not a complex literary artifact. It is Kevin Hart talking to you for eleven hours about his life, and it is entirely enough. Mikey_and_Jenn02's review notes that 'anytime you read an autobiography or memoir, it's hard to know what to expect', and this audiobook pays off in the precise mode it establishes from its opening minutes, which is Kevin Hart being Kevin Hart about the fact that he survived being Kevin Hart's early life.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Inspiring

I rarely write reviews, but I felt I had to for this book. So, where to begin? Anytime you read an autobiography or memoir, it's hard to know what to expect. Especially if the book claims to offer life advice. As someone who enjoys biographies, I must say only some...

- Mikey_and_Jenn02
★★★★★

Good read

I like reading every now and then, but I like this book and can’t put it down. Regardless that it’s Kevin Hart’s book, it could be about some guy named Pete, I don’t care. The story of struggles and hardships, physical and emotional pain he overcame and the determination he...

- Josh D.
★★★★☆

Very telling and lots of good advice

Good read and easy to follow. I love his positively, humor and honesty. I enjoyed reading about his early life and his success.

- Kathleen Wogen
★★★★★

Hilarious, Heartfelt, and Full of Wisdom

I Can’t Make This Up: Life Lessons by Kevin Hart is a perfect mix of humor and life lessons. Kevin Hart shares his journey from a rough childhood to becoming one of the most successful comedians and actors in the world. His storytelling is engaging, often hilarious, but also deeply...

- Alex Covtun
★★★★★

funny and interesting story! loved it

Loved this book learning about Kevin harts life and his upbringing. It made me laugh a lot as well! Highly recommend reading

- Bry

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Alexandra Reed

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