Humans
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Humans by Tom Phillips | Free Audiobook

By Tom Phillips

Narrated by Nish Kumar

🎧 6 hours and 27 minutes 📘 Wildfire 📅 July 26, 2018 🌐 English
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‘This book is brilliant. Utterly, utterly brilliant’ Jeremy Clarkson

‘F*cking brilliant’ Sarah Knight

READ FOR YOU BY CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMIC AND HUMAN NISH KUMAR, THIS IS AN EXHILARATING JOURNEY THROUGH THE MOST CREATIVE AND CATASTROPHIC F*CK-UPS OF HUMAN HISTORY.

In the seventy thousand years that modern human beings have walked this earth, we’ve come a long way. Art, science, culture, trade – on the evolutionary food chain, we’re real winners. But, frankly, it’s not exactly been plain sailing, and sometimes – just occasionally – we’ve managed to really, truly, quite unbelievably f*ck things up.

From Chairman Mao’s Four Pests Campaign, to the American Dustbowl; from the Austrian army attacking itself one drunken night, to the world’s leading superpower electing a reality TV mogul as President… it’s pretty safe to say that, as a species, we haven’t exactly grown wiser with age.

So, next time you think you’ve really f*cked up, this book will remind you: it could be so much worse…

FURTHER PRAISE FOR HUMANS:

‘Very funny’ Mark Watson

‘A light-touch history of moments when humans have got it spectacularly wrong… Both readable and entertaining’ The Telegraph

‘Chronicles humanity’s myriad follies down the ages with malicious glee and much wit … a rib-tickling page-turner’ Business Standard

‘A timely, irreverent gallop through thousands of years of human stupidity’ Nicholas Griffin, Ping-Pong Diplomacy: The Secret History Behind the Game That Changed the World

(P)2018 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Nish Kumar is sharply cast, his comedian’s timing and BBC credentials making the book’s satirical history feel exactly as absurd as it should.
  • Themes: Human error as a species-wide pattern, the gap between intelligence and wisdom, finding humor in catastrophe
  • Mood: Irreverent and fast-moving, with enough genuine learning to justify the laughs
  • Verdict: Tom Phillips and Nish Kumar make for a natural pairing, and the result is popular history at its most disarmingly funny.

I started listening to Humans on a train journey I’d been dreading for logistical reasons, the kind of trip where every connection is tight and the weather has opinions. By the time I reached my first stop, I had laughed audibly three times and missed my anxiety entirely. Tom Phillips has written a book that functions as an act of cultural therapy: here is everything our species has done wrong, catalogued with wit and genuine research, so that your own bad day might feel appropriately minor.

The conceit is simple. Phillips surveys seventy thousand years of human civilization and identifies the moments where we, as a species, have managed to catastrophically misread a situation, ignore obvious evidence, or simply blunder into disaster with tremendous confidence. Chairman Mao’s Four Pests Campaign. The American Dustbowl. The Austrian army that attacked itself one confused and intoxicated night. Each chapter is a case study in the gap between human ambition and human judgment.

Our Take on Humans

What Phillips does well is resist the temptation to be smug about it. He is not writing from a position of evolutionary superiority. The book’s implicit argument is that these failures are not aberrations but patterns, and that recognizing them is the first step toward not repeating them. He writes with the affection of someone who genuinely finds our collective fumbling more fascinating than infuriating, which keeps the book from curdling into misanthropy. Reviews comparing it to a timely, irreverent gallop through human stupidity capture the energy accurately, but Phillips’s research is solid enough that the wit lands on a foundation rather than floating free of one.

The selection of historical episodes is well-curated across eras and geographies. Phillips doesn’t confine himself to the familiar failures of Western history. He ranges widely, which both broadens the book’s appeal and strengthens its central argument that the capacity for spectacular error is a human universal rather than a regional specialty.

Why Listen to Humans

Nish Kumar is the right person to read this material. He is a working comedian with genuine intellectual range, and his delivery gives the text a timing that a more neutral narrator would lose. When a reviewer noted that he is a critically acclaimed comic and human, they were flagging something meaningful: Kumar brings the material alive not by performing it but by inhabiting it. One listener noted they laughed out loud many times and that the audio version was particularly good, which reflects how completely the reading and the writing work together.

At six and a half hours, the runtime is appropriate for the format. Phillips writes in self-contained, episodic chapters, each covering a different historical debacle, which makes Humans ideal for listening in segments without losing continuity. You can dip in and out without the narrative anxiety that longer continuous works demand, which makes it practical for commutes or household tasks.

What to Watch For in Humans

At least one reviewer found the humor insufficient to sustain their interest, noting that the book occasionally reads as an exercise in pessimism rather than a genuinely illuminating perspective on human nature. That is a fair read. If you come to this looking for a systematic theory of why humans fail, you will find something more episodic and anecdotal than analytical. Phillips is a journalist and editor, not a cognitive scientist or evolutionary biologist, and the book reflects that. It is observational and entertaining rather than diagnostic.

Some of the historical episodes are more familiar than others. Readers already well-versed in twentieth-century catastrophes will find certain chapters covering ground they know. The book rewards listeners who come from a general rather than specialist background in history.

Who Should Listen to Humans

Listeners who enjoy popular history with a comedic edge, think Bill Bryson’s structure applied to human failure rather than natural history, will find this book deeply satisfying. Anyone who has recently made a significant error of judgment and needs the comfort of historical perspective will also benefit. Those looking for rigorous academic history or a systematic philosophical argument about the nature of human folly should look for a denser text.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Nish Kumar also the author, or just the narrator?

Nish Kumar is the narrator only. Tom Phillips is the author. Kumar is a British comedian and television host whose timing and delivery are well-matched to the book’s satirical tone.

How does this compare to other popular history books like those by Bill Bryson?

The tone is similar in its accessibility and humor, though Phillips focuses specifically on human failure rather than natural history or science. The episodic chapter structure also resembles Bryson’s approach. Fans of that style of popular nonfiction will find Humans comfortable territory.

Is this a pessimistic book?

One reviewer found it tilted toward pessimism, but the majority experience the book as therapeutic rather than demoralizing. Phillips’s intent appears to be recognition rather than despair, framing the catalogue of failures as evidence that our mistakes are shared and therefore survivable.

Do the chapters have to be listened to in order?

No. Each chapter covers a distinct historical episode and can stand alone. This makes it particularly well-suited for interrupted listening, such as commutes or short listening sessions.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Very easy read.

Easy to read. Funny. And educational. Great book to be able to pick up and read for short times without being lost or needing to reread previous pages.

– Chris J
★★★★☆

I honestly expected this book to be dry and dull

Instead I found it to be very entertaining and informative. I laughed out loud many times. I definitely recommend it.

– cavewoman
★★★★★

Could Not Put This Book Down!

This book is not only hilarious, it is brilliant! The research of the author glows with his unique combination of astute knowledge, sharp awareness, and needle-sharp humor. I've ordered multiple copies for people I know who will find it hopeful, realistic, and spot-on for where our species currently is in…

– Sunny
★★★★★

Informative and funny

I listened to the Audio version of this book and I loved it. It is read by the author and he did a great job. It is informative and funny at the same time. It is amazing what we have done as a species.

– S Hudson
★★★☆☆

Not memorable

Slightly amusing at moments but completely discardable. Other than some interesting random fact every few dozen of pages, this book is just a tale of pessimism all around. The humor didn’t land for me

– Mauricio Chirino
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