Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll by Kate McKinnon | Free Audiobook

By Kate McKinnon

Narrated by Kate McKinnon

🎧 4 hours and 6 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 May 2, 2019 🌐 English
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ABOUT THIS AUDIBLE ORIGINAL

Please note: This content is not for kids. It is for mature audiences only. This audio comedy features sexual content, adult language and themes, and violence against peasants and hobgoblins alike. Discretion is advised.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook – it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more.

Queen Mortuana of the Night Realm (McKinnon) and her ditsy raven minion JoJo (Lynne) receive a prophecy about a peasant uprising. Together, they must journey to find the “Shard of Acquiescence”, which will put down the rebellion and save the throne. Will their friendship survive sensitive generals, chatty sex slaves, whiny behemoths, princes with bird fetishes, and the notion of democracy?

This raunchy satire also includes the wicked talents of Andrea Martin, Carol Kane, Audra McDonald, Aidy Bryant, Alex Moffat, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd, Steve Higgins, Bob the Drag Queen, Esther Perel, and more. So, hold on to your head, and let the bad times roll.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Kate McKinnon and Emily Lynne perform alongside Meryl Streep, Peter Dinklage, Andrea Martin, Carol Kane, and a cast of more than twenty others, this is a full-cast audio drama, not a single-narrator audiobook.
  • Themes: Medieval bureaucracy as absurdist satire, female friendship under impossible circumstances, the farce of political power
  • Mood: Raucous and irreverent, occasionally juvenile, consistently committed to its own logic
  • Verdict: An Audible Original audio comedy that delivers on its premise for listeners who want something closer to a wild adult-rated radio play than a traditional audiobook.

I put this on during a long road trip on the theory that Kate McKinnon doing a medieval fantasy comedy with her sister would be exactly the kind of thing that makes three hours of interstate highway bearable. I was right. I was also unprepared for Meryl Streep, who appears in a role I will not describe beyond saying that her delivery of a single extended monologue is worth the listen on its own and is completely inconsistent with everything else in the production, which is the funniest thing about it.

Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original, and it is important to say clearly that it is not an audiobook in the traditional sense. It is a ten-episode audio comedy drama produced by Broadway Video, featuring full sound design, multiple cast members, and a production scale that puts it closer to a BBC Radio 4 comedy series than to a narrated prose recording. McKinnon created and performs the lead role of Queen Mortuana of the Night Realm, and her sister Emily Lynne co-created and performs Mortuana’s raven companion JoJo. The remaining cast includes Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, Andrea Martin, Carol Kane, Audra McDonald, Aidy Bryant, Alex Moffat, Bob the Drag Queen, Esther Perel, and a dozen others.

Queen Mortuana and the Problem of Democracy

The plot involves a prophecy about a peasant uprising, a MacGuffin called the Shard of Acquiescence that will supposedly put down the rebellion, and a journey that takes Mortuana and JoJo through a series of obstacle-encounters involving sensitive generals, whiny behemoths, and a prince with, per the synopsis, a bird fetish. This is absurdist medieval satire in the tradition of Monty Python and Blackadder but filtered through McKinnon’s specific brand of physical comedy translated to audio. The political targets are not subtle: the title’s promise of rolling heads, the peasant uprising, the notion of democracy as something the queen finds genuinely bewildering, all point toward the kind of class satire that has been a comedy staple for as long as there have been queens to satirize.

Sound Design and the Demands It Makes

One reviewer noted that the sound effects are a bit loud for the first few minutes before the listener adjusts. This is accurate. The production is theatrical in its ambitions, and the audio mix is calibrated for immersive experience rather than background listening. If you’re expecting something you can put on while doing other things, this will resist that. It demands a bit more attention than most audiobooks, which is appropriate for a full-cast drama but worth knowing in advance.

The guest cast integrations are hit and miss in the way that star-studded ensemble comedies tend to be. Some of the celebrity appearances are fully committed and genuinely funny; others feel like cameos that exist to be listed in the marketing. Meryl Streep’s section is the former. A few of the Queer Eye moments are the latter. The McKinnon-Lynne chemistry is the most consistent pleasure throughout, and the final episodes of the ten-part run make better use of it than the middle section does.

What This Is Not For

The Audible listing is emphatic that this is for mature audiences: sexual content, adult language, and violence against peasants and hobgoblins alike. One reviewer called it “juvenile and kind of dumb” and felt disappointed relative to their expectations for McKinnon. That reaction is worth taking seriously. This production is committed to its own absurdism, and it has no interest in being smarter than it appears. If you are expecting the sharp wit of McKinnon’s best SNL work, this runs on different comedic fuel, closer to gleeful irreverence than to satirical precision. But for listeners who want an audio comedy that commits fully to its medieval nonsense premise and delivers it with genuine production values, the experience consistently delivers on that narrower promise.

The Serial Format as an Asset

The ten-episode structure, with the 4-hour-6-minute total divided into roughly 25-minute chunks, is better suited to serialized listening than a single sitting. The narrative has enough momentum between episodes to make stopping and resuming feel natural rather than disruptive. This is a thoughtful format choice for the material, and it makes the Audible Original context feel like an asset rather than a workaround. The format also means that if the first two episodes don’t land for you, you haven’t committed to a full-length novel’s worth of time to reach that conclusion.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Heads Will Roll an audiobook or something different?

It is an Audible Original audio drama, described explicitly by Audible as not an audiobook. It’s a full-cast, ten-episode comedy production with theatrical sound design, closer in format to a radio play than a narrated novel.

How substantial are Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, and Peter Dinklage in the production?

Celebrity appearances vary in length and commitment. Meryl Streep’s section in particular is notably substantial and fully committed. The McKinnon-Lynne performances are the constant thread across all ten episodes, with the guest cast providing individual highlights.

Is the mature content warning significant, or is this mainly just edgy enough to carry the label?

The content is genuinely adult-oriented: sexual humor, adult language, and the specific flavors of absurdist violence the synopsis describes. It is not graphic in a way that would disturb most adult listeners, but it is not appropriate for younger audiences.

Can I listen to this as background audio while doing something else, or does it require focused attention?

It requires more attention than typical audiobooks. The sound design is theatrical and the dialogue-driven comedy loses something if you miss lines. The ten-episode format works better for dedicated listening sessions than as background audio.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Hilarious!

The sound effects are a bit loud – but after a few minutes you are used to it. The story and characters are hilarious! Big win – great for a giggle while doing chores or riding in the car. NSFW – which made it that much better. The guest characters…

– Kat
★★★★★

Best Audio Drama Ever

I loved this so much! Kate Mckinnon and Emily Lynne are so brilliant in this. I laughed so much during the ten chapters. I sincerely hope this will become a sitcom and / or we get another book with these two geniuses! I say, well done!

– Star Wand
★☆☆☆☆

Kind of disappointing

Huge Kate McKinnon fan, but this was just juvenile and kind of dumb. Expected more. Not really worth the $$

– Dan
★★★★★

Hilarious!

I was intrigued when I heard Kate McKinnon was attached, but the whole cast is a joy and delight! I laughed from start to finish.

– Frankie D.
★★★★☆

Fun listen

I listened to this book on a lark. I like Kate M. and some of the other featured performers, so why not. A lotta Queen of Hearts vibe in the beginning (beheadings were the queen's main form of punishment), until the peasants started calling for her head. With her trusty…

– Kindle Customer
Alexandra Reed

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