Equal Rites
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Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett | Free Audiobook

Part of Discworld #3

By Terry Pratchett

Narrated by Indira Varma

🎧 7 hours and 27 minutes 📘 Transworld Digital 📅 April 28, 2022 🌐 English
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The audiobook of Equal Rites is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy (Love Actually; Pirates of the Caribbean; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan.

‘They say that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.’

Everybody knows there’s no such thing as a female wizard. So when the wizard Drum Billet accidentally passes on his staff of power to an eighth daughter of an eighth son, a girl called Eskarina (Esk, for short), the misogynistic world of wizardry wants nothing to do with her.

Thankfully Granny Weatherwax, the Discworld’s most famous witch, has plenty of experience ignoring the status quo. With Granny’s help, Esk sneaks her way into the magical Unseen University and befriends apprentice wizard Simon.

But power is unpredictable, and these bright young students soon find themselves in a whole new dimension of trouble. Let the battle of the sexes begin…

‘If you’ve never read a Discworld novel, what’s the matter with you?’ Guardian

‘Pratchett uses his other world to hold up a distorting mirror to our own’ The Times

Equal Rites is the first book in the Witches series, but you can listen to the Discworld novels in any order.

The first book in the Discworld series – The Colour of Magic – was published in 1983. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.

© Terry Pratchett 1987 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Indira Varma leads a full cast production including Bill Nighy on footnotes and Peter Serafinowicz as Death , a casting lineup that transforms this into event listening.
  • Themes: Institutional sexism and subversion, the limits of inherited categories, mentorship across ideological difference
  • Mood: Wry, warm, philosophically mischievous, and occasionally profound
  • Verdict: The production design alone justifies the listen , Pratchett’s third Discworld novel, newly recorded with a remarkable cast, arrives with more wit and depth than many readers expected from this early entry in the series.

I came to Equal Rites with the slightly cautious affection of a reader who loves Pratchett in general but has found the very early Discworld novels require patience , the satirical machinery is all there, but it takes a few books before it runs with the easy precision of Guards! Guards! or Small Gods. What I was not prepared for was what Penguin Audio has done with this recording. Bill Nighy reading footnotes. Peter Serafinowicz as Death. Indira Varma anchoring the whole thing. I had to stop and listen to the opening credits again just to confirm I had heard correctly.

Equal Rites is the third Discworld novel and the first to center what would eventually become the Witches strand of the series. A dying wizard named Drum Billet passes his staff of power to an eighth daughter of an eighth son , an Esk , instead of the eighth son of an eighth son the tradition demands. The world of wizardry, being rigidly misogynistic, wants nothing to do with a female wizard. Granny Weatherwax, who has plenty of experience with institutional irrelevance, takes Esk in hand and eventually helps her get to Unseen University, where she befriends an apprentice wizard named Simon and discovers that power does not particularly care about the categories humans build to contain it.

Our Take on Equal Rites

The book is a gentler novel than many of the later Discworld entries , Pratchett is still developing his satirical vocabulary here, and some reviewers have found the feminist theme less fully executed than the synopsis promises. One reader described being slightly disappointed considering what was promised, and that is a fair calibration if you arrive expecting the fully-formed Granny Weatherwax of later books like Wyrd Sisters or Witches Abroad. This is a younger, more tentative Granny, and the story’s resolution is more provisional than conclusive. Pratchett is sketching possibilities here rather than fully realizing them.

But the writing is already recognizably Pratchett in the ways that matter. The sentences have the oblique precision that makes him quotable , the version of the famous aphorism that they say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance, runs through the novel like a thread. His footnotes are among the book’s genuine pleasures, and hearing Bill Nighy deliver them is a gift that turns something typically visual into something newly strange and delightful.

Why Listen to Equal Rites

Indira Varma is a superb choice for this material. Her Granny Weatherwax is not yet the fully armored figure of the later books , she is still capable of uncertainty, still working out the limits of her power , and Varma calibrates that carefully without softening the character into something she is not. The production has a theme composed specifically for this recording, and the cumulative effect of the cast, the score, and the footnote delivery is of a radio production from a more ambitious era of audio drama.

Peter Serafinowicz’s Death speaks in the series’ traditional small capitals rendering , a stylistic choice that audiobooks must solve rather than sidestep. Serafinowicz solves it by giving Death a voice that is simultaneously formal and gently absurd, which is exactly right. Death in Discworld is not frightening; he is matter-of-fact in ways that are funnier and stranger than any attempt at menace would be.

What to Watch For in Equal Rites

This is an early Discworld novel, and the world-building is less consolidated than it will eventually become. Some of what Pratchett establishes here will be revised or ignored in later books as the universe solidifies. The Discworld of Equal Rites has a slightly different flavor from the Discworld of the mature series , looser, more experimental , and readers who arrive via the later books may find the calibration slightly off.

The feminist critique is also less sharp than the setup suggests. Pratchett is building toward something rather than delivering it, and the novel’s resolution is deliberately inconclusive in ways that can feel evasive if you wanted a more direct argument. The good news is that the Witches series delivers on the promise over the subsequent novels.

Who Should Listen to Equal Rites

The cast alone makes this essential for Pratchett fans, even those who have read the book before. Bill Nighy on footnotes is worth the listen independently of everything else. For new Discworld readers, this is a reasonable entry point , it is self-contained, the wit is consistent, and the production design makes it feel immediately alive.

Listeners who want Pratchett at maximum satirical power should know this is his third book and his vision is still crystallizing. Start here for the production; plan to continue for the fully realized version of what he is reaching toward.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you need to have read The Colour of Magic or The Light Fantastic before Equal Rites?

No. Pratchett designed the Discworld novels for non-sequential reading, and Equal Rites introduces an entirely different part of the world with different characters. Several reviewers specifically noted they preferred this as an entry point over the first two books.

How does Bill Nighy handle Pratchett’s footnotes in the audiobook format?

Brilliantly, by all accounts. The footnotes are one of Pratchett’s signature devices, and Nighy delivers them with a dry specificity that transforms what could be an awkward interruption into one of the production’s genuine pleasures.

Is this audiobook suitable for listeners who are new to Pratchett and Discworld?

Yes, with the caveat that this is an early Pratchett and the satirical machinery is less refined than it becomes in the mature series. The production quality is exceptional, and the feminist premise is clear enough that newcomers will find their footing quickly.

Does Equal Rites deliver on its promise of feminist satire, or does it pull its punches?

Somewhat. The setup is more ambitious than the execution , Pratchett is sketching possibilities here rather than making a fully argued case. Reviewers who arrived expecting the sharpness of his later Witches books sometimes felt the payoff was incomplete. The subsequent novels fulfill the promise more directly.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

A much improved Discworld — 4.5 stars

I read The Color of Magic (the first book in the Discworld universe) many years ago, and for whatever reason, I just didn't get into it. I finished it, and I thought it was OK, but…well, let's just say there have been other comic fantasies I liked better. (And that's…

– M.
★★★★☆

Equal Rites?

I absolutely adore Terry Pratchett and the Discworld series. I have decided to start reading the series in order so this was my first introduction to a plot line other than that which includes the stories of Rincewind and Twoflower. I was very excited to be exposed to a different…

– Coraline
★★★★★

Second Time Around

Okay, so I'm waiting for a book I won on Library Thing to be delivered and thought I'd read EQUAL RITES again and I'm so glad I did. I gave it five stars last time and I wish I could give it five more. It is so fun and funny…

– Amazon Customer
★★★★★

Very enjoyable

A cute story with interesting characters. This is a departure from your normal witches and wizards that is quite refreshing. It only becomes more charming when the traditional wizards you'd expect show up.

– zal1093
★★★★★

Good paperback.

– Sriram
Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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