Dirty Thirty
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Dirty Thirty by Janet Evanovich | Free Audiobook

Part of Stephanie Plum #30

By Janet Evanovich

Narrated by Lorelei King

🎧 8 hours and 15 minutes 📘 Simon & Schuster Audio 📅 October 31, 2023 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

Janet Evanovich, the “most popular mystery writer alive” (The New York Times), is in top form as she sends Stephanie Plum on the trail of a stolen stash of dirty diamonds in this instant #1 New York Times bestseller.

Stephanie Plum, Trenton’s hardest working, most underappreciated bounty hunter, is offered an assignment that seems simple enough. Local jeweler Martin Rabner wants her to locate his former security guard, Andy Manley (a.k.a. Nutsy), who he is convinced stole a fortune in diamonds from his safe. Stephanie is also looking for another troubled man, Duncan Dugan, a fugitive from justice arrested for robbing the same jewelry store on the same day.

With her boyfriend Morelli away in Miami on police business, Stephanie is taking care of Bob, Morelli’s giant orange dog who will devour anything, from Stephanie’s stray donuts to the upholstery in her car. Morelli’s absence also means the inscrutable, irresistible security expert Ranger is front and center in Stephanie’s life when things inevitably go sideways. And he seems determined to stay there.

To complicate matters, her best friend is convinced she is being stalked by a mythological demon hell-bent on relieving her of her wardrobe. An overnight stakeout with Stephanie’s mother and Grandma Mazur reveals three generations of women with nerves of steel and driving skills worthy of NASCAR champions.

As the body count rises and witnesses start to disappear, it won’t be easy for Stephanie to keep herself clean when everyone else is playing dirty. It’s a good thing Stephanie isn’t afraid of getting a little dirty, too in this “uproarious, crazy, laugh-a-minute caper” (Booklist, starred review).

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Lorelei King IS Stephanie Plum, thirty books in, her command of the character’s Jersey inflections and exasperated timing remains completely undiminished.
  • Themes: The comedy of romantic indecision, loyalty under pressure, how long a joke can run before it becomes a feature
  • Mood: Breezy and propulsive, with just enough genuine stakes to keep the caper moving
  • Verdict: Book thirty delivers exactly what the series has always promised, and Lorelei King makes it go down like a cold drink on a hot day.

I was somewhere around book twelve of the Stephanie Plum series when I made my peace with what these novels are. They are not trying to evolve. They are not interested in literary ambition. What they offer, with extraordinary consistency, is a very specific kind of entertainment: New Jersey chaos delivered at pace, Grandma Mazur doing something outrageous in a funeral parlor, and a romantic triangle that has been unresolved for so long it has become a kind of running joke the reader is in on. Dirty Thirty is the thirtieth installment, and it does not pretend otherwise. That title is the joke. It knows exactly how far we’ve come.

I finished this one on a Tuesday evening when I had forty-five minutes to kill before dinner, and I made it through the first three chapters before the timer went off. That pace is the point. Evanovich and King have found a rhythm together that requires zero acclimatization for returning listeners.

The Diamond Case and What It Actually Requires of You

The plot here is as precisely engineered for Stephanie’s specific brand of incompetence as any in the series. Local jeweler Martin Rabner wants her to find his former security guard, Nutsy, who he believes stole a cache of dirty diamonds. Simultaneously, Stephanie is chasing Duncan Dugan, a fugitive who robbed the same store on the same day. Two cases, one jewelry store, overlapping criminal logistics. The synopsis describes this as the stage being set for everything going sideways, which is accurate and also the plot of every Stephanie Plum novel. What varies is the texture of the chaos: here it includes Bob the giant orange dog devouring car upholstery, an overnight stakeout with Stephanie’s mother and Grandma Mazur, and Ranger moving from background presence to very front-and-center presence in Morelli’s absence.

Reviewer Ann Odom notes that Morelli has proposed and Stephanie is already engaged to Ranger, which suggests either a reading experience I did not share or some enthusiastic creative interpretation of what actually happens in the book. What I will say is that the romantic geometry takes a sharper shape here than it has in several recent entries, and Evanovich finally applies some narrative pressure to a situation she has kept carefully static.

Lorelei King After Three Decades

Discussing a Stephanie Plum audiobook without centering Lorelei King would be like reviewing a Sherlock Holmes adaptation without mentioning the actor playing Holmes. King has been narrating this series since the beginning. She does not play Stephanie: she is Stephanie, in the way that certain casting choices become inseparable from the source material over time. Her timing on the comic setpieces is so well-worn it feels almost improvisational, and the way she differentiates the family ensemble, Grandma Mazur’s gleeful energy against Stephanie’s mother’s resigned suffering, remains one of the more impressive sustained character-voice performances in popular fiction audio.

One reviewer called this an uproarious, crazy, laugh-a-minute caper, citing Booklist’s starred review. That is accurate for the genre, with the understanding that the laughs are gentle and familiar rather than destabilizing. Evanovich’s humor has always been more about accumulation than surprise, and King understands this instinctively.

The Honest Case for Book Thirty

There is a reviewer framing I want to push back against slightly. One excerpt describes this as having suspense, action, comedy and romance in a WOW-inflected five-star review. All of those things are technically present. But the suspense is never genuinely threatening, the action is largely slapstick, and the romance is as productively unresolved as it has been for several thousand pages. The pleasures here are pleasures of comfort and familiarity. If you came to Stephanie Plum for those things, you will be satisfied. If you are coming in cold expecting taut thriller plotting, this is not where to start and not what the series delivers at any point in its run.

Who Should Listen, Who Should Skip

Listen if you have read at least a few prior Stephanie Plum novels and want to continue the ride. Listen if you are a Lorelei King completist or a fan of cozy-adjacent crime comedy that wears its absurdity proudly. This is also a reasonable re-entry point for lapsed series readers: enough is recapped in context that you can follow along without having read the last several books.

Skip if you have never read the series and are wondering whether this is the right entry point. Book one exists for a reason. Also skip if you have grown frustrated with the romantic stasis: Dirty Thirty moves things slightly but does not resolve them, and if that pattern exhausts you, the series may have run its course for your specific patience threshold.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can Dirty Thirty be listened to without reading the earlier Stephanie Plum books?

Technically yes, but the experience is significantly richer with prior series knowledge. The humor depends partly on familiarity with the recurring ensemble, including Grandma Mazur, Morelli, and Ranger, and the ongoing romantic triangle only lands if you understand how long it has been deliberately unresolved.

Has Lorelei King narrated the entire Stephanie Plum series?

Yes, Lorelei King has narrated the series from the beginning. After thirty books together, her embodiment of Stephanie and the supporting cast is one of the defining characteristics of the audio experience. The performance in Dirty Thirty is consistent with her work throughout the series.

Does Dirty Thirty actually advance the Morelli-Ranger-Stephanie love triangle?

More than some recent entries, yes. Morelli’s absence creates space for Ranger’s increased presence, and Evanovich applies more narrative pressure to the romantic geometry than she has in several books. Whether that movement constitutes genuine resolution depends on your tolerance for sustained romantic ambiguity.

Is the diamond heist plot standalone or does it connect to ongoing series threads?

The Nutsy and Duncan Dugan cases are largely self-contained within this book. The series mythology threads come through the character relationships rather than the crime plot. This is typical of how Evanovich structures the Plum novels, with the mystery serving as scaffolding for the ensemble comedy.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Funny, great storyline

So funny. Great storyline

– Kat
★★★★★

WOW

Everything about this book was great, suspense, action, comedy and romance! And Morelli has finally proposed! Oh wow what is Stephanie going to ? She is engaged to Ranger!!!

– Ann Odom
★★★★☆

Diamonds, Disaster, and a Psychic Cat—Just Another Day for Stephanie Plum

Stephanie Plum has survived a lot — mobsters, murderers, Morelli’s mixed signals — but nothing could have prepared her for dog-sitting Bob and solving a diamond heist at the same time. In “Dirty Thirty,” Stephanie’s juggling a missing security guard, a stolen fortune in diamonds, and a giant slobbering dog…

– Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle
★★★★★

fun to read

These books are fun and easy to read. There is always a good laugh out loud moment, lots of fun and humor is great.

– david suchy
★★★★★

Economic never fails

This was a perfect little novel. Even if we knew who the bad guys are , the best part is how they get captured and the day to day lives of Stephanie and friends…and the characters! it never fails to entertain and make me smile. I'm addicted and definitely need…

– Randy Thill
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