D6: Caverns and Creatures
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By Robert Bevan

Narrated by Jonathan Sleep

🎧 7 hours and 6 minutes 📘 Robert Bevan 📅 May 7, 2015 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

This is a collection of the first six short stories in the Caverns and Creatures series. It includes the following titles:

“Cave of the Kobolds”
“Zombie Attack!”
“Orcs, Bears, and Assholes”
“Shipfaced”
“Dungeon Crawl”
“The Creep on the Borderlands”

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Jonathan Sleep is completely at home with this material, his comic timing is sharp, his character differentiation is wide, and he delivers the raunchy humor without embarrassment or overexplanation.
  • Themes: RPG tropes as comedic raw material, friendship under absurd duress, low-brow humor executed with genuine craft
  • Mood: Chaotic and irreverent, best experienced in short sessions
  • Verdict: A collection that exists purely to entertain fans of the Caverns and Creatures world with six side-story romps, no pretension, no padding, and no apologies for the horse joke.

I have a weakness for short fiction collections that know exactly what they are. D6: Caverns and Creatures makes no attempt to be something it is not. It is six short stories about people who have been sucked into a Dungeons and Dragons style tabletop game and are forced to navigate a fantasy world with modern sensibilities and zero survival instincts, and it is committed to that premise with the kind of shameless enthusiasm that either works completely or falls flat immediately. For the right reader, it works completely.

I listened to the opening story on a commute and made the mistake of trying to stay expressionless. I did not stay expressionless. Robert Bevan’s humor operates in a specific register, the collision between heroic fantasy convention and the kind of conversation actual human beings have with each other when they are scared, confused, and deeply unhappy about their situation, and he executes it with genuine timing. This is not the humor of parody for its own sake. It is the humor of people who know exactly how genre conventions work and are willing to weaponize that knowledge for maximum comedic effect. The characters behave the way modern people actually behave when confronted with impossible circumstances, which is to say poorly and hilariously.

Six Stories, One Chaotic World

The six stories collected here span a range of locations and scenarios within the Caverns and Creatures world: kobold caves, a ship voyage, a dungeon crawl, and a story whose title alone, Orcs, Bears, and Assholes, establishes its tonal ambitions clearly. Each story functions as a self-contained episode rather than a chapter in a larger arc, which is both the format’s strength and its limitation. The best of them, the dungeon crawl story and The Creep on the Borderlands, have enough internal structure to feel complete and satisfying on their own terms; the weaker entries are essentially single extended jokes. For listeners already invested in the characters from the main series, the side-story format is a pleasure. One reviewer noted that a few of these stories seem disconnected from the main series canon, which is worth flagging for continuity-focused listeners who prefer their humor to have consequences in the larger narrative.

The Magic Horse Situation

Multiple reviewers single out a recurring joke involving a spell that conjures a magical horse as one of the series’ running highlights, and D6 delivers on this expectation with what I can only describe as commitment to the bit. Bevan clearly enjoys this particular comedic engine, and the story that builds an entire plot around creative applications of the horse spell demonstrates something important about the best low-brow comedy: it is not lazy. The joke works because Bevan has thought seriously about all the possible permutations and chosen the funniest ones. The story also reminded me, improbably, of Pratchett in the way it uses an absurd genre premise to reveal something true about how people react under pressure. That is a high bar, and Bevan does not always clear it, but when he does the comparison is not entirely unfair.

The collection also functions as a useful window into how the Caverns and Creatures world expands when it is not constrained by main-series plotting. The short story format allows Bevan to follow ideas to their logical absurd conclusions without worrying about how they connect to the larger narrative. A story like Shipfaced, which places the group on a sailing vessel with predictably disastrous results, could not sustain a full novel but works perfectly as a contained episode. The same is true of Cave of the Kobolds, which uses the weakest enemy in the D&D monster manual to comic effect in ways that only work because you already know and care about how underprepared these particular people are for everything they encounter.

Jonathan Sleep and the Comedy Timing Question

Comic narration is a distinct skill, and it is rarer than dramatic narration. The timing required to make a joke land in audio, to know when to slow down and when to speed through, when to let silence do the work and when to keep moving, is not something every narrator possesses. Sleep has it. His delivery on the punch lines in these stories is consistently well-placed, and his differentiation between the various ensemble characters stays clear across the full runtime despite the inherent chaos of the material. The raunchy content is handled without self-consciousness, which is exactly right for this series. A narrator who sounds embarrassed by the material would undercut it entirely.

The 4.5 rating across nearly 500 listeners is also worth noting for a self-published collection of short comedy fiction. Bevan has built his audience without traditional publishing infrastructure, which means the people who found these stories found them because other readers sent them there. That organic word-of-mouth trajectory is typical of comedy that works, it spreads through the specific kind of social endorsement that says you have to hear this rather than you should check this out. Sleep’s narration is probably part of why the audio version spreads that way.

Who This Is For and Who Should Look Elsewhere

Listen if you are already a reader of the Caverns and Creatures series and want more time with these characters in lower-stakes scenarios. Also listen if you enjoy smart comedy that operates in explicit territory without losing the intelligence underneath the surface material, one reviewer’s description of low-brow humor written in an intelligent way that shows the author genuinely enjoys what he is doing is accurate. Skip it if you have not read the main series, as several stories will lack context, and skip it if raunchy humor is not your preference regardless of how well-executed it might be. This collection is unambiguous about what it offers from the first five minutes onward.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do these six short stories require familiarity with the main Caverns and Creatures series?

Some background helps significantly. A few stories in the collection make more sense with established character familiarity, and one reviewer specifically noted that without prior context the stories may not fully make sense. The main series should come first.

How explicit is the humor, and is it the kind of crude comedy that gets tiresome quickly?

Explicit, yes, the series is known for raunchy humor including adult language and situations. Whether it gets tiresome depends on your tolerance for the register. Fans consistently report that the intelligence underneath the vulgarity keeps it from feeling lazy or repetitive.

Are these stories considered canon within the larger Caverns and Creatures world?

According to at least one longtime reader, some of these stories appear disconnected from the main series canon. They function better as companion entertainment than as essential lore, which is probably the right way to approach a short story collection.

At just over seven hours for six stories, how does the individual story length feel?

The stories vary in length and depth. The stronger entries feel complete within their runtime; a couple of the shorter pieces are closer to extended sketches. The collection works best listened to across several sessions rather than all at once.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Great hilarious side stories!

d6 (Caverns and Creatures collection 1) by Robert Bevan is a blast! I got the audio version so I could sit back and listen to the crazy episodes and just giggle and laugh and enjoy myself, a real treat! I love these books and use them as a stress relief….

– Montzalee Wittmann
★★★★☆

Back to Basics

Hopefully you are considering purchasing this after reading Caverns and Creatures 1, 2, or 3. If not, these stories will not make a lot of sense.If you enjoyed 1 and 2, this collection of stories are certainly highly recommended. If the story was beginning to get old, too obscene or…

– DAVID P ROSE
★★★★★

Great fun!

I’m not sure why I waited so long to read these shorts. They are great! Full of the same raunchy humor and lovable crew (and some new friends – Big Marsha is the best!) from the C&C series. Can’t wait to start the next!

– Marlidex
★★★★★

Excellent. Very entertaining read

Excellent. Very entertaining read. Low-brow humor written in an intelligent and humorous way that shows the author really enjoys what he's writing. Genuinely funny but also follows a good story arc if you read all the books in the series.

– Gareth Platt
★★★★☆

a really fun couple of hours.

I am really enjoying discovering new authors through my Kindle. The Cavern and Creatures series has been a lot of fun. I went into it without great expectation and have been pleasantly surprised with how much I've enjoyed the characters he's created. I strongly recommend giving the series a read,…

– Robbie B.

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Alexandra Reed

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