Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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By Alan Partridge

Narrated by Alan Partridge

🎧 7 hours and 53 minutes 📘 Seven Dials 📅 October 12, 2023 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

‘It may be the funniest thing ever committed to sound’ DAVID BADDIEL
‘The audiobook is an absolute dream’ RICHARD OSMAN
‘Not only has Alan Partridge created an entirely new storytelling structure, it’s very funny indeed’ JON RONSON
‘Partridge… has become the man our time deserves. Aha!’ THE TIMES
‘This is a deeply silly book. It’s also glorious…[with] proper belly laughs on pretty much every page’ i NEWS
‘Every sentence screams pure Partridge…a spoof that comes close to comic genius’ DAILY EXPRESS
‘Expect plenty of laughs’ HEAT

In Big Beacon, Norwich’s favourite son and best broadcaster, Alan Partridge, triumphs against the odds. TWICE.

Using an innovative ‘dual narrative’ structure you sometimes see in films, Big Beacon tells the story of how Partridge heroically rebuilt his TV career, rising like a phoenix from the desolate wasteland of local radio to climb to the summit of Mount Primetime and regain the nationwide prominence his talent merits.

But then something quite unexpected and moving, because Big Beacon also tells the story of a selfless man, driven to restore an old lighthouse to its former glory, motivated by nothing more than respect for a quietly heroic old building that many take for granted, which some people think is a metaphor for Alan himself even though it’s not really for them to say.*

Leaving his old life behind and relocating to a small coastal village in Kent, Alan battles through adversity, wins the hearts and minds of a suspicious community, and ultimately shows himself to be a quite wonderful man.

* The two strands will run in tandem, their narrative arcs mirroring each other to make the parallels between the two stories abundantly clear to the less able reader.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Steve Coogan performing as Alan Partridge performing as a memoirist is genuinely one of the funniest narration conceits in recent comedy audiobooks, the layers of self-delusion rendered in audio are what make the format essential here.
  • Themes: Delusion and self-mythologizing, the celebrity ego in decline and revival, British television culture
  • Mood: Absurd, self-serious, and consistently funny, the comedy comes from commitment rather than winking at the audience
  • Verdict: For listeners already familiar with Alan Partridge as a character, Big Beacon delivers exactly what the format promises; newcomers may find the satirical layering richer with some prior context.

I came to Big Beacon having spent several evenings the previous month revisiting I’m Alan Partridge on a streaming service, which meant I arrived primed and possibly over-primed for the audiobook. The risk with any extension of a long-running comedy character is that familiarity breeds a kind of affectionate tolerance in place of actual laughter. Big Beacon, I am relieved to report, does not coast on prior investment. It commits to the bit with a thoroughness that generates genuine comedy rather than simply invoking the Partridge mythology and expecting fans to supply the amusement themselves.

The conceit is impeccable: Alan Partridge has written a memoir about two simultaneous triumphs. In one narrative strand, he heroically rebuilt his television career, rising from local radio to the summit of what he calls Mount Primetime. In the parallel strand, he restored a lighthouse in a small coastal village in Kent, motivated, he insists, by nothing more than respect for a quietly heroic old building. The footnote in the synopsis, that some people think the lighthouse is a metaphor for Alan himself even though it’s not really for them to say, is note-perfect Partridge. The whole book operates at that frequency: Alan’s voice is the voice of a man who is always on the edge of self-insight but never quite arrives there.

The Dual Narrative as Comic Architecture

The book’s most discussed structural device is its self-described innovative dual narrative. Alan presents this as a sophisticated literary technique, the kind of thing you sometimes see in films, and the gap between his proud description of the form and the reader’s awareness of how that form is actually being used is where a significant portion of the book’s comedy lives. The two strands do run in tandem, and their parallels are, as Alan promises, abundantly clear to the less able reader. That parenthetical is its own small masterpiece of comic self-revelation.

David Baddiel’s blurb calling this the funniest thing ever committed to sound is an enthusiastic overstatement in the way of blurbs, but Jon Ronson’s more measured observation that Partridge has created an entirely new storytelling structure that is also very funny is closer to the mark. The structure is entirely recognizable to anyone who has read a celebrity memoir of the motivational-redemptive variety; the comedy comes from the precision with which it is inhabited and the absolute commitment with which it is performed. Richard Osman’s comment that the audiobook is an absolute dream points to what makes the format specifically valuable here: the jokes exist at the level of delivery as much as at the level of text.

Steve Coogan’s Performance and the Question of Authorship

One reviewer noted feeling that despite the authorship credit going to Alan Partridge, they suspected Steve Coogan had approved rather than written the manuscript, and this observation points to one of the more interesting aspects of the Partridge enterprise. The books in this series are genuinely collaborative productions with extensive writer input, but they are published and narrated in character, and the in-character narration by Coogan is where they find their highest register. The review called this a tiny bit of inauthenticity while acknowledging the book’s considerable quality, which suggests the frame does not undermine the comedy but does produce a slightly vertiginous awareness of the layers involved.

For those new to Partridge: Alan is a creation who has been in continuous development since the early 1990s, and while Big Beacon does not require exhaustive prior knowledge, the satirical richness of the character, his particular variety of British provincial insecurity projected as metropolitan confidence, his relationship with broadcasting, his complicated sense of class, all of these carry more weight for listeners who have encountered him in other contexts. The reviewers who found this good but not the best of Alan were likely measuring against the Oasthouse series, which sits at the very top of the Partridge canon for many listeners.

A Character Who Outlasts His Moment

What makes Partridge enduringly interesting as a cultural object is his uncanny ability to remain relevant across decades of British cultural change. He was a satire of a certain kind of 1990s television presenter when first created, but the character has tracked and adapted to so many subsequent versions of the same pathology, the desperate celebrity clinging to relevance, the man who believes his own mythology with a completeness that insulates him from reality, that he reads now as almost archetypal. Big Beacon is, among other things, a very precise portrait of what the return from professional exile looks and feels like when narrated entirely in self-serving terms by the person who experienced it.

At under eight hours, this is a perfectly calibrated listen. Coogan’s performance does what it always does: commits fully to a man who never commits fully to honesty, and finds in that gap all the comedy the character requires.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you need to be familiar with Alan Partridge from television to appreciate Big Beacon?

Prior knowledge enriches the experience significantly, but it is not strictly required. The book functions as a self-contained portrait of the character, and the comedy of Alan’s voice is legible on its own terms. That said, listeners who know the character from I’m Alan Partridge, This Time with Alan Partridge, or the earlier books will find additional layers of resonance throughout.

One reviewer preferred the Oasthouse series. How does Big Beacon compare within the Partridge audiobook catalogue?

The Oasthouse series, which functions as a podcast-format Partridge experience, sits at the very top of the canon for many longtime fans due to its improvised quality and the intimacy of the format. Big Beacon is a more formally constructed literary project and is widely regarded as excellent within that category, even if a few loyal fans rate the Oasthouse work more highly as pure comedy listening.

Is Steve Coogan credited as the author, or is the book published under the Alan Partridge name?

The book is published under the Alan Partridge name, maintaining the in-character conceit throughout. Steve Coogan and his writing collaborators are the actual creators, and the book is narrated by Coogan in character. This layering is part of the joke, and the narration is where the comedy finds its fullest expression.

Does the dual narrative structure work in audio form, or is it a device that reads better on the page?

The dual narrative works particularly well in audio precisely because Coogan’s performance makes Alan’s proud ownership of the structural device audible. The comedy of the format depends on hearing Alan describe it in his own terms, which the written page can convey but the audio makes immediate and unavoidable. Multiple critics have noted this as a case where the audiobook format is distinctly superior to reading.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★☆

The voice of Alan!

While i love any books that are supposedly written by Alan Partridge, there's the conceit that Steve Coogan has written them. I feel like Coogan approved the manuscript for publication, but that he really didn't write it.Aside from that tiny bit of inauthenticity, it's a very funny book worthy of…

– chacha
★★★★★

I cried….

With laughter. The man is a genius.

– Dhalsim
★★★★☆

Decent, but not but the best of Alan

It’s good, but not as funny as the oasthouse series

– Tim
★★★★★

Alan is on top form here.

This is Alan Partridge at his finest, back to his best. The overall style is that of a diary and his idioms and similes are giggle out loud brilliant. They manage to ring true but in such a ridiculous way and, in doing so, they provide an insight into the…

– Mr. J. B. Poulton
★★★★★

Fantástico

Brilliant audio book, read perfectly by Alan himself. Totally recommend.

– Rachel

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Alexandra Reed

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