24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack by D.M. Guay | Free Audiobook

Part of 24/7 Demon Mart #1

By D.M. Guay

Narrated by Todd Haberkorn

🎧 19 hours and 23 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 August 18, 2020 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

Contains books one and two of the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

The Graveyard Shift, book one:

Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn’t even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd’s a zero, a loser with a capital L. He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkers—a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude—need Lloyd’s help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?

Monster Burger, book two:

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between you and the zombie apocalypse.

Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He’s had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real.

When the store’s living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it’s clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It’s ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.

It’s up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day—again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job?

Includes bonus content: Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Todd Haberkorn is an excellent fit for this material, his anime dubbing background gives him range across the exaggerated character types the series requires, and he delivers Lloyd’s clueless narration with a genuine comic instinct.
  • Themes: Reluctant heroism, the gate between hell and the ordinary world, the particular terror of adult responsibility
  • Mood: Troma-movie energy with video game logic and genuine laugh-out-loud set pieces
  • Verdict: A two-book starter pack that earns the investment, Lloyd’s arc from catastrophic zero to reluctant hero is more satisfying than the premise suggests, and Haberkorn keeps nineteen-plus hours from ever dragging.

I want to describe the experience of arriving at this audiobook accurately: I had low expectations, the kind you develop when the premise sounds like it was generated by someone listing their three favorite things and connecting them with a plot. An out-of-work slacker. A convenience store. Hell, accessible through the beer cave. I was ready to abandon it inside the first chapter. Instead I found myself, somewhere around hour three, genuinely invested in whether Lloyd Wallace was going to stop being a catastrophic coward in time to prevent an apocalypse. That shift from skepticism to investment is the mark of a comedy that knows what it’s doing.

The Publisher’s Pack contains the first two books in D.M. Guay’s 24/7 Demon Mart series plus a Christmas bonus story. Book 1, The Graveyard Shift, establishes Lloyd: broke, directionless, living at home, playing video games in the basement. He wanders into a corner store job that turns out to have a gateway to hell in the beer cave. His coworkers are DeeDee, described as a karate-chopping bombshell, and Kevin, a talking cockroach with what the synopsis accurately calls a really bad attitude. The store’s owner is a suave figure whose devilish nature is not particularly subtle. Lloyd’s job is to keep the demons in line. He is spectacularly unqualified. He does it anyway because he doesn’t have better options.

Lloyd Wallace and the Comedy of Genuine Incompetence

Reviewer puggimer identifies the specific character type: Lloyd is not the lovable nerd whose hidden potential gets unlocked. He is, as the reviewer puts it, a loser in the full somewhat uncomfortable sense of the word. A second reviewer is more pointed about the neckbeard-adjacent energy. The series is aware of this. Lloyd’s lack of qualifications is not a surface quality that conceals secret greatness, it is his actual condition, and his development as a hero is meaningful precisely because it costs him something. He has to become a different person to do this job, and the novel takes that transformation seriously even while mining it for comedy.

That distinction matters because it separates this series from the large population of reluctant-hero comedy where the protagonist’s incompetence functions as charming contrast to eventual glory. Guay is interested in what it actually feels like to be inadequate at something that requires you to not be. The humor is darker for it, and more interesting.

Book Two and the Escalation That Earns Its Place

Monster Burger, the second volume, raises the stakes in exactly the right direction: construction problems have compromised the gate, the rival business across the street has a snooty owner with a grudge against the Demon Mart crew, and Lloyd, who has just proven he can be a hero, is now too scared to leave his house because he has processed the fact that zombies are real. The plot involves a zombie apocalypse originating in the store itself. The emotional arc involves Lloyd learning that being terrified of something and acting anyway is not a contradiction.

The Christmas bonus story, Hell for the Holidays, is a compact extra that demonstrates the series has enough internal mythology to sustain holiday special territory without losing its particular flavor. It is not the strongest material in the pack but provides good value as a bonus.

Todd Haberkorn and the Vocal Range Required

Haberkorn’s anime dubbing work, he is known for roles across numerous English dubs, is precisely the background that makes him effective here. The novel’s character types are exaggerated enough to require genuine range: DeeDee’s bombshell competence, Kevin’s perpetually aggrieved roach persona, the store owner’s particular brand of sinister charm, and Lloyd’s first-person terrified narration all need to be distinct from each other without becoming caricature. Haberkorn keeps them all coherent across nineteen-plus hours, and his comic timing is consistent throughout.

Reviewer wendyp notes that the first-person structure, which she usually avoids, works here because it reads like your best friend telling you what happened rather than like a diary. Haberkorn deserves credit for that effect, it is a narration choice that depends on delivery, and his casual, slightly bewildered tone throughout creates exactly the conversational quality she is describing.

Who Should Listen / Who Should Skip

Listen to this if you enjoy comic urban fantasy with a horror movie energy underneath the jokes, if you have any tolerance for protagonists who need to earn their hero status rather than having it revealed as a latent quality, or if you want a starter pack that gives you a genuine sense of whether this series is for you at minimal cost per hour. Skip this if you found the description of Lloyd as a couch-surfing zero genuinely unappealing rather than interestingly complicated, the series does not apologize for its protagonist’s starting point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Publisher’s Pack the best way to start the 24/7 Demon Mart series, or should I just buy Book 1?

The pack contains Books 1 and 2 plus a Christmas special and offers better value per hour than purchasing separately. If you are uncertain whether the series suits you, Book 1 alone is the safer starting point.

How crude or adult is the content, is this appropriate for younger listeners?

The series contains adult language, violent content in the horror-comedy mode, and mature themes. It is firmly adult comedy. Reviewer descriptions comparing it to Troma movies suggest the content register accurately.

Does Lloyd become less insufferable as the series progresses, or does his loser persona persist through both books?

His development is one of the series’ main satisfactions. The arc from Book 1 into Book 2 is specifically about whether the person who proved himself once can become someone who acts even when terrified. It is more earned than a sudden personality transplant.

Is Todd Haberkorn’s voice acting recognizable from his anime work, and does that affect the listening experience?

Haberkorn fans from the dubbing world will recognize his voice. Whether that affects immersion is personal, most listeners find his range suits the material well enough that the association stays in the background.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Funny as Hell!

I have to say I liked this MUCH more than I expected I would.The main character, Lloyd is a slacker. Some of the worst of a stereotypical millennial. Lives at home, fat, out of shape, no job, in debt, can't keep a girlfriend and spends his time playing video games…

– puggimer
★★★★☆

Great, but the protagonist sucks

So, I love the premise and writing. Its a humorous troma movie mixed with urban fantasy and the sensibilities of a 90s graphic novel.Thing is I cant stand the main character. Hes a loser, and I dont mean loveable loser nerd that you are hoping gets some self worth and…

– Kindle Customer
★★★★★

absolutely hysterically funny

This genre isn't my usual thing. I also don't usually read stories written in the 1st person, as it usually feels like reading someone's diary.But it was free, so i gave it a try.OMG! This was one of the funniest series i've ever read. It doesn't read like a diary…

– wendyp
★★★★★

How late does a Demon work?

What a wild ride! In this crazy and funny story, a 24/7 convenience store turns into a gateway for Demon traffic during the graveyard shift. Our college drop-out, dumped loser main character who can’t hold down and job and plays video games at his parents house all day, find himself…

– Christine McDevitt
★★★★☆

S’okay I guess…

A talented writer, HOWEVER it appears that she tries too hard to be a Christopher Moore or Jim Butcher. Good plot lines but the focus on snarkiness between characters and explaining the uselessness and self centered whininess of the main gaming couch potato left me disliking this book. You’ll never…

– Marc A. Andrade

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