The Eternity Code
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The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer | Audiobook Review

Part of Artemis Fowl (Graphic Novels) (2019-) #3

By Eoin Colfer

Narrated by Elvis himself for an intimate listening experience

🎧 6 hrs and 54 mins 📄 128 pages 📘 ‎ Disney Hyperion 📅 June 21, 2022 🌐 ‎ English

About This Audiobook

The third book in Eoin Colfer's internationally bestselling series about a criminal mastermind and his siege against dangerous, tech-savvy fairies, now as a graphic novel!

Artemis Fowl is going straight...as soon as he pulls off the most brilliant feat of his career.

At least, that's the plan when he attempts to sell his C Cube, a supercomputer built from stolen fairy technology. When his efforts to broker a deal for the Cube with a powerful businessman go terribly wrong, his loyal bodyguard and friend, Butler, is mortally injured. The only thing that will save him is fairy magic, so once again Artemis must contact his old rival, Holly Short.

It's going to take a miracle to save Butler, and Artemis's luck may have just run out.

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The Eternity Code lists a narrator credit that stopped me mid-scroll: "Elvis himself for an intimate listening experience." That is not a real audiobook narration credit, and treating it as one would mean inventing a performance that does not exist. Combined with a 128-page count, a Disney Hyperion print ISBN, and a synopsis that literally announces itself as "now as a graphic novel," the evidence here points toward a print or visual edition of Eoin Colfer's book sitting in an audio-shaped listing rather than an actual spoken-word recording.

A Closer Look at The Eternity Code

Set that metadata problem aside for a moment and look at what the book itself promises. This is the third entry in Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, adapted here into graphic novel form, continuing the story of a teenage criminal mastermind trying to go legitimate right before his most ambitious con yet goes wrong. When his efforts to sell a piece of stolen fairy technology called the C Cube go badly, his loyal bodyguard Butler is mortally injured, and Artemis has no choice but to turn to his old rival, Holly Short, for the only magic capable of saving his friend's life.

Both reviews on file come from readers who clearly love this franchise already. One describes loving these books "as a kid" and jumping at the chance to see the story "fleshed out" in graphic form; the other is a two-word verdict, "Five Stars," followed by simple, direct affection for the Artemis Fowl books as a whole. Neither review mentions listening to anything, which lines up with everything else on this listing pointing toward a visual, not audio, format for this particular edition.

This listing's own series field adds to the picture: it identifies this as part of "Artemis Fowl (Graphic Novels) (2019-)," an ongoing adaptation line rather than the original prose novels the audiobook catalog would normally carry. And despite all of that, the listing still shows a specific audio duration, six hours and fifty four minutes, and a price just under eleven dollars, both of which look like they were pulled from a genuine audio product even though nothing else here supports one existing under this title.

What Makes The Eternity Code Worth Hearing

For anyone who just wants the story, Colfer's series has earned its reputation for smart, morally gray heist plotting wrapped around a fantasy premise, and this entry's stakes, a friend's life on the line, a rival turned reluctant ally, give it real emotional weight beyond the franchise's usual caper energy. Series fans clearly respond to seeing familiar beats rendered visually, based on the two reviews available, with one reader specifically calling out the appeal of seeing "what the author had in mind while writing" now illustrated on the page in front of them.

The listing's tags, filed under Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths, fit the fantasy elements comfortably enough, and Disney Hyperion's involvement as publisher lends real legitimacy to the graphic novel line itself, whatever confusion exists around the audio side of this particular listing. That combination, a credible publisher and a well-loved franchise, is exactly why the placeholder narrator credit stands out as such an obvious outlier rather than blending into an otherwise thin or unreliable listing.

But none of that answers the actual audio question, because there is no evidence an audio narration of this specific edition exists to listen to at all. The joke narrator field is the biggest tell: no real audiobook credits itself that way, and nothing else on the listing, no genuine narrator name, no separate audio-specific reviews, backs up the idea that a spoken performance is what you would actually be purchasing here.

Things to Know Before Starting The Eternity Code

Verify the format before you buy. A 128-page count and a Disney Hyperion ISBN are the strongest signals here that this is a graphic novel edition, meant to be read and looked at rather than listened to, and the placeholder narrator credit all but confirms that the audio metadata attached to this particular listing should not be trusted at face value. If you are specifically hunting for an audiobook version of Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, this listing is not reliable evidence that one exists under this exact title.

Series newcomers should also know this is the third book, following on from earlier entries in the graphic novel adaptations, so starting here means picking up Artemis and Holly Short's relationship mid-story rather than from the very beginning.

There is a mild irony worth sitting with too. The credit promises an "intimate listening experience" while pointing at a format that, based on the page count and print ISBN, is not really meant to be listened to at all. That phrase reads less like an actual production description and more like a placeholder someone forgot to swap out before the listing went live, which is exactly the kind of detail worth double checking with the seller directly before you spend a credit on it.

Who Eoin Colfer Is Writing For

Given the metadata problems described above, this is not really a listen-to recommendation at all. Existing Artemis Fowl readers who want the graphic novel treatment of book three, and who already know the earlier entries in this adaptation, are the clear audience, but they should expect to read this one rather than press play. Skip it, or at least double check the product page carefully, if an actual narrated audio edition is what you are after, since nothing in this listing confirms one exists at this time.

Whatever exists elsewhere, a genuine narrated version of this specific graphic novel adaptation is not represented accurately here, and the smartest move is contacting the seller directly before spending a credit on a title whose most basic production detail cannot currently be verified from the listing alone.

None of that reflects badly on Colfer's writing or on the graphic novel adaptation itself, which two enthusiastic reviewers vouch for directly. It reflects on how this particular listing was assembled, and it is worth remembering that the strength of a franchise is not the same thing as the reliability of any single product page representing it.

Questions Listeners Ask

Is this actually an audiobook, or is it the graphic novel edition of The Eternity Code?

The evidence points strongly toward the graphic novel. Page counts, print-style ISBNs, and a synopsis openly calling itself an illustrated edition are not things you would expect on a genuine audio-only release meant purely for listening, and all three show up together on this one listing.

Is there an actual audiobook narrator for The Eternity Code, or just the placeholder credit?

The narrator field lists Elvis himself for an intimate listening experience, which is not a real narration credit. No genuine narrator name appears anywhere in this listing, so there is no reliable answer to who, if anyone, actually recorded an audiobook edition of this title.

Do I need to read the earlier Artemis Fowl graphic novels before this one?

Yes, ideally. This is the third entry in the graphic novel adaptations, picking up Artemis's relationship with his rival Holly Short mid-story, so newcomers will follow the plot more easily after starting with the earlier books in this specific graphic novel series first.

What happens to Butler in this Artemis Fowl story?

Butler, Artemis's loyal bodyguard, is mortally injured during a deal gone wrong involving stolen fairy technology, and fairy magic becomes the only way to save him. That emergency forces Artemis to turn to Holly Short, the ally-turned-rival he has clashed with before in the series.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Childhood reimagined

I loved these books as a kid. When I found out there are graphic novels fleshing everything out I had to get them. It was definitely worth seeing what the author had in mind while writing!

- Mustain369
★★★★★

Five Stars

Love Artemis Fowl's books

- Joe

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