Straight to Hell
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Straight to Hell by John LeFevre | Audiobook Review

By John LeFevre

Narrated by Scott Aiello

🎧 7 hours and 45 minutes 📘 Audible Studios 📅 July 14, 2015 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

"Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I'd wonder where the rest of my money went." (@GSElevator)

Over the past three years, the notorious @GSElevator Twitter feed has offered a hilarious, shamelessly voyeuristic look into the real world of international finance. Hundreds of thousands followed the account, Goldman Sachs launched an internal investigation, and when the true identity of the man behind it all was revealed, it created a national media sensation - but that's only part of the story.

Where @GSElevator captured the essence of the banking elite with curated jokes and submissions overheard by readers, Straight to Hell adds John LeFevre's own story - an unapologetic and darkly funny account of a career as a globe-conquering investment banker spanning New York, London, and Hong Kong. Straight to Hell pulls back the curtain on a world that is both hated and envied, taking listeners from the trading floors and roadshows to private planes and after-hours overindulgence. Full of shocking lawlessness, boyish antics, and win-at-all-costs schemes, this is the definitive take on the deviant, dysfunctional, and absolutely excessive world of finance.

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The Short Version

  • Read by: Scott Aiello's brisk, wry delivery suits LeFevre's voice perfectly and keeps the anecdote-heavy structure moving without fatigue.
  • At its heart: Investment banking excess, globetrotting finance culture, self-mythology and the ethics of winning at all costs
  • Vibe: Sharp and darkly funny, with a layer of genuine revelation underneath the showmanship
  • Short version: The most entertaining finance memoir you are likely to encounter, though readers expecting honest self-examination will need to lower those expectations considerably.

I listened to Straight to Hell on a long flight, which felt appropriately on-brand for a book about a man who spent a decade conducting bond deals and elaborate misbehavior across New York, London, and Hong Kong. John LeFevre is the person behind the notorious @GSElevator Twitter account, which accumulated hundreds of thousands of followers posting supposedly overheard conversations from Goldman Sachs elevators before the revelation that LeFevre was not actually a Goldman employee made the whole enterprise even more interesting than it had been before.

The book adds his own story to the curated @GSElevator persona, and it is a substantial addition. LeFevre was an investment banker at Citigroup running Asian bond roadshows during a period that he describes, and multiple reviewers confirm, as genuinely different in its lack of oversight and its celebration of excess. The book exists somewhere between memoir, confession, and performance, and it is often difficult to know how much of the performance to believe.

LeFevre Is an Entertaining, Unreliable Narrator

The writing is sharp. LeFevre has a genuine gift for the comic anecdote and the perfectly calibrated detail. The story about the Manchester United squad in Hong Kong, which one reviewer fact-checked and found heavily embellished, is instructive. LeFevre is almost certainly not a reliable narrator of his own life. But he is an entertaining one, and the question of how much of this is real is part of what makes the book interesting to read. One reviewer described it as a snapshot of a bygone era, which seems right. Much of what LeFevre describes as normalized behavior in his banking world would be fireable offenses today, and he is aware of this.

The book has a particular appeal for anyone fascinated by the gap between the official self-presentation of global finance and what actually happens in practice. LeFevre is not interested in rehabilitation or lessons learned. He is interested in telling stories and making the reader complicit in finding them entertaining, which he mostly succeeds in doing.

Aiello's Quick, Self-Assured Delivery Elevates the Book

Scott Aiello is the ideal narrator for this material. The tone requires a particular kind of delivery, quick, self-assured, capable of the conspiratorial aside, and Aiello delivers exactly that. One reviewer specifically highlighted the audiobook version as brilliant, noting that the narration performance elevates the material. This is the kind of memoir that benefits from hearing someone tell the stories rather than reading them on a page, because the performance quality mirrors the storytelling quality of the subject himself.

At seven hours and forty-five minutes, the book is well paced for the format. LeFevre is fundamentally an anecdotalist rather than an analyst, which means the audiobook rewards a listening mode that is alert but not searching for structural depth it was not designed to provide.

This Cultural Artifact Predates the 2008 Crisis

The book is most useful as a cultural artifact. LeFevre is describing a specific moment in global finance, roughly the mid-1990s through the mid-2000s, when the industry had not yet been through the 2008 crisis and its aftermath, when trading floors in Hong Kong and London operated with a freedom from scrutiny that now seems remarkable. The occasional sadness and heartbreak one reviewer mentions surfaces in unguarded moments, which are brief but real, and they provide the slight anchor of humanity the book needs to avoid being merely a performance.

The question of truth is worth holding consciously as you listen. LeFevre is self-aware enough to know you are aware of his reputation for embellishment, and he plays with that awareness. Whether this makes the book more or less honest is genuinely unclear, which is probably the right state to be in while consuming it.

Fans of the GSElevator Saga Get the Longer Version

This is the right audiobook for listeners who enjoy financial industry narratives with the self-congratulatory parts intact and without imposed moral lessons, fans of the Wall Street movie tradition, and anyone who followed the @GSElevator saga and wants the longer version. It is not recommended for listeners hoping for genuine accountability or honest reckoning with the industry LeFevre participated in. Those readers should look elsewhere. For everyone else, Aiello's narration of LeFevre's greatest hits is genuinely good entertainment.

A Few Questions About Straight to Hell

How accurate is Straight to Hell? One review mentioned that some stories were debunked.

Accuracy appears to be flexible throughout. LeFevre's anecdotes have been fact-checked by journalists with mixed results. The book reads more as heightened memoir than documentary record. Approach it accordingly.

Do you need to know about investment banking or finance to enjoy the book?

No technical knowledge is required. LeFevre explains what is necessary and the most engaging passages are about human behavior rather than financial instruments. The bond roadshow context provides flavor rather than requiring expertise.

The synopsis mentions the book covers New York, London, and Hong Kong. Does it give a real sense of those cities or is it mostly generic banker-world setting?

The Hong Kong sections are the most vivid and the book earns its Asia setting more than its New York and London material. LeFevre was running Asian debt capital markets and the specific geography of that scene comes through.

Scott Aiello is listed as narrator. Is the audiobook significantly better than the print version?

At least one reviewer specifically recommended the audiobook over print, and the anecdote-driven structure does benefit from Aiello's timing and delivery. If you are trying to decide between formats, the audiobook is likely the better experience.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Hilarious and a great read

This is an account of high finance and the excesses that have come to be associated with it. The author recounts some of the most outrageous exploits performed by him and his financial world colleagues. Very readable and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a great and fun read.

- Vic Romano
★★★★☆

I Wanted to LOVE This, but...

I had this book in my cart since I first caught wind of it sometime in 2014/2015, having always been fascinated by the Wall Street movie and the inner workings of the industry as a whole. Finally decided to purchase it, and despite the discomfort of reading about John's almost...

- Reviews R' Me
★★★★★

Funny big but probably fictional

The book is really entertaining. All the deviance that are said about Wall Street is thoroughly pictures here. I did some research on the author and found some articles where they had done fact checks and interviews with his colleagues. Looks like fiction and exaggeration played a major role during...

- Shaun B
★★★☆☆

Spirited, rollicking and not for the faint of heart

A spirited, rollicking, insight into the side of the biz many don't get to see. The author's keen wit and intelligence, coupled with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor, make for a lively read. However, there is a level of arrogance and superiority that can be off-putting if you're looking...

- Claire
★★★★★

Audiobook Version is Brilliant

This book was exactly what the title stated. Deviance, debauchery and billion dollar deals are described. Heavy on the debauchery and deviance. Spoiled bankers living it up in Asia. This book is a snapshot of a bygone era. Much of this behavior would get people fired nowadays. The author's stories...

- Admiralu

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Alexandra Reed

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