Heretical Fishing 2: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
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Heretical Fishing 2: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson | Free Audiobook

Part of Heretical Fishing #2

By Haylock Jobson

Narrated by Heath Miller

🎧 23 hours and 36 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 July 9, 2024 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

Power is returning to the world after millennia, ancient constructs are stirring back to life, and one man is doing his best to ignore all that noise.

Fischer has everything he needs in life: blossoming friendships, a menagerie of cute animal companions, a waterfront property with easy access to fishing, and enough coffee to take out a small elephant or a really big dog.

Unfortunately, Fischer can’t catch a break. Cosmic forces? Still throwing curveballs. The bigwigs in the capital? Starting to sniff around his business. Cults? Still culting. Plus, awakened beings are washing up on his shores like flotsam after a storm. And worst of all? His coffee guy ghosted him!

It’s a lot for one heretical fisherman to handle. Thankfully, Fischer isn’t alone. Between his trusty guard crab, a mischievous otter who can wreathe herself in lightning, and an adorable bunny eager to solve every problem with a roundhouse kick, he’ll be just fine . . . probably.

The second volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with more than three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Heath Miller is perfectly matched to Fischer’s particular brand of deliberate obliviousness; the cozy rhythm of his performance suits the material.
  • Themes: Chosen-power denial, found family, the absurdity of cosmic stakes
  • Mood: Cozy and laugh-out-loud with surprising emotional depth
  • Verdict: A genuinely delightful continuation that improves on the first book in almost every respect, particularly in worldbuilding and ensemble coherence.

I listened to Heretical Fishing 2 on a Sunday evening with a cup of tea I let go cold because I kept not wanting to get up to reheat it. That is a specific kind of absorbed comfort that not many audiobooks manage. Haylock Jobson’s series, originally a Royal Road darling with over three million views, is built around a premise so deliberately anti-genre that it requires some explanation: Fischer has everything he needs in life. Fishing access, animal companions, coffee, and friends. The universe keeps trying to make him the protagonist of something more significant. Fischer keeps declining, with remarkable thoroughness.

What makes the second volume notably stronger than the first, according to listeners who have followed the series, is that it tones down a specific structural awkwardness from book one: both-sides assumptions made simultaneously in first person from multiple characters. Here it recedes, and what remains is a carefully layered comic fantasy with an unusually high density of genuinely funny moments. One reviewer noted they smiled for entire chapters at a time. I believe that report completely and find it an accurate description of the experience of listening to this book with any attention at all.

Our Take on Fischer as a Comic Protagonist

The best description of what Fischer is doing in this series that I encountered in listener reviews came from someone who called it what happens when you bump into the law of unexpected consequences when fiddling with things you do not really understand. That is exactly right. Fischer is not stupid. He is genuinely passionate about fishing, about cooking, about the animals who have attached themselves to him. The comedy comes from the gap between the stakes the universe keeps assigning him and the stakes he actually cares about. His coffee supplier ghosting him registers as a more immediate crisis than the cults still culting in his vicinity.

The animal companions in book two are expanded significantly. The returning guard crab and the lightning-wreathing otter are now joined by new sentient pals whose names Fischer gives with characteristic terrible creativity. The reviewer who specifically loved the terrible naming as a comic device is onto something real about the book’s texture. It is one of the more consistent pleasures across the twenty-three-hour runtime.

Why Listen to Heath Miller Navigate This Particular World

Miller and Jobson have developed a working relationship by book two that feels settled and comfortable. Miller’s tone for Fischer occupies a specific register: not sardonic, not naive, but genuinely invested in fishing in a way that the cosmic forces around him find incomprehensible. The larger ensemble Miller manages here, expanded through new sentient arrivals and human allies, is handled without losing the central Fischer voice. The Ascension path that Fischer and his companions are collectively navigating gets more explicit scaffolding in this volume, and Miller navigates those system explanations without letting them interrupt the cozy rhythm.

What to Watch For in the World-Building Expansion

One reviewer who had minor reservations about book one specifically praised book two for doing substantial worldbuilding through new characters and through greater backstory about how powers function in this universe. This is the volume where the setting’s history becomes meaningfully clearer. The awakened beings washing up on Fischer’s shores like flotsam are not random events; they are signs of something larger stirring, and book two begins giving that something a shape. The symphony-of-plots quality that one reviewer praised is where this volume most distinguishes itself from a simpler cozy fantasy.

Who Should Listen to Heretical Fishing 2

Starting with book one is the right approach, though this volume is more accessible than some series entries because Jobson recaps relevant context organically through character interaction. For readers who enjoy LitRPG that does not take itself seriously while still building a coherent system, or for listeners who want something that functions more like cozy fantasy with gaming mechanics than pure power fantasy, this series offers something genuinely different. The humor is specific and earned rather than random, which makes the repeat funny moments feel satisfying across a long runtime.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Fischer ever actually engage with the cosmic forces, or does he continue to successfully avoid them in book two?

The cults, the capital officials, and the awakened beings washing up on his shores all get more direct attention in book two than in the first volume, though Fischer’s fundamental approach to these problems remains characteristically indirect.

Is the coffee supplier plotline resolved in this volume?

The ghosted coffee guy is described as one of Fischer’s most pressing concerns in the synopsis. Whether this thread reaches resolution within book two or carries forward as a recurring concern appears to be left partly open.

How much of the runtime focuses on fishing and food versus the cult and capital politics?

Reviewers noted that food scenes appear even more prominently than fishing scenes in this volume. The political threads with the cults and capital officials are present but do not dominate. The book is structurally comfortable with its cozy-fantasy priorities.

Are the animal companions given distinct voices in Heath Miller’s narration?

Miller differentiates the animal companions through behavioral texture rather than distinct speech patterns, since most of them do not use human language. The lightning otter and the roundhouse-kicking bunny are distinguishable in his performance.

What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

I loved every minute of Heretical Fishing! Find The joy of casting a line and hooking the big one…

Once again Haylock Jobson and Heath Miller take center stage as they transport us to their fantasy world. This book is about Fischer and his entourage of animal pals and humans that have joined him in a path to Ascension to leave the bounds that their physical bodies would indicate…

– Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
★★★★★

Cozy, heartwarming, with laugh-out-loud moments

A joy to read with several laugh-out-loud moments and parts where I could swear I smiled for entire chapters at a time. There are a LOT of scenes about enjoying food, even more so than fishing, I think. Just roll with it.Lots of different plots going on, but the author…

– Benjamin Barreth
★★★★☆

Fun Tag Along

Feel like tagging along with a touch whack Auzzi and friends? These books might be a happy find for ya! Aside from an occasionally questionable forms of humor along with a generous portion of heresy, they seem to be awfully well balanced. Downright good company, in fact.

– Dr John
★★★★★

Getting Better.

In the first book i was kinda annoyed with all of the assumptions people where making on both sides. Glad that was toned down as seeing the assumptions being made in First person from both sides got old fast in the first book.This book though did a ton of world…

– John W.
★★★★★

absolutely fun read

total giggle material should be described as what happens when you bump into the law of unexpected consequences when fiddling with things you don't really understand. hilarious.

– Malcolm W

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