Artemis Fowl Movie Tie-In Edition
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Artemis Fowl Movie Tie-In Edition by Eoin Colfer | Audiobook Review

Part of Artemis Fowl #1

By Eoin Colfer

Narrated by Nathaniel Parker

🎧 6 hours and 6 minutes 📘 Listening Library 📅 April 1, 2004 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Now an original movie on Disney+, here is the book that started it all, the international bestseller about a teenage criminal mastermind and his siege against dangerous, tech-savvy fairies.

New York Times bestselling author, Eoin Colfer and series, Artemis Fowl!

Twelve-year-old criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl has discovered a world below ground of armed and dangerous--and extremely high-tech--fairies.

He kidnaps one of them, Holly Short, and holds her for ransom in an effort to restore his family's fortune.

But he may have underestimated the fairies' powers. Is he about to trigger a cross-species war?

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The jacket copy on this listing opens with "Now an original movie on Disney+, here is the book that started it all." The release date printed on the same record is April 1, 2004. So the title has acquired the words "Movie Tie-In Edition" and the copy has acquired a streaming announcement, while the date underneath has not moved at all. Nothing here states whether anything about this audiobook was re-recorded for the tie-in, or whether an existing file was simply given a new cover.

Nathaniel Parker Holds the Reading Credit Alone

Reviews are no help in answering that, and the dates explain why. The five responses are dated August 2017, January 2019, April 2019, May 2019 and December 2024. Not one of them mentions a film, a tie-in, or any difference between editions. What they discuss is a novel, occasionally a series, and in a single case a book written by the person reviewing.

One of them is worth the detour. The response signed "Jeremy Rodden, Author" argues that Artemis Fowl is the ideal way to introduce the idea of an anti-hero to a middle grade audience, then opens a parenthesis to plug a novella of the reviewer's own, Anchihiiroo, before conceding "but I digress." It is a five-star review with a sales pitch folded into it, and the disclosure is at least cheerful about being one. The pitch does not invalidate the recommendation, but it is the sort of thing a buyer deserves to see flagged, and the marketplace does not flag it.

Nathaniel Parker holds the reading credit for six hours and six minutes, on a first novel featuring a twelve-year-old mastermind, a captured fairy officer, and an underground world of armed and high-tech opponents. One voice for all of that is an ordinary arrangement and a demanding one, and this page has nothing further to say about it. Listening Library is named as publisher, which is the only other production detail the record offers.

Two Reviewers, Seven Years Apart, Same Comparison

Two reviewers, seven years apart, reach for exactly the same comparison with no sign of having read each other. Jeremy Rodden's headline is "Ocean's 11 with faeries!" Caleb, writing in December 2024, calls the series "like a cross between 'Ocean's Eleven' and 'The NeverEnding Story' with a healthy dose of Irish charm." When two strangers independently describe a children's fantasy as a heist picture, that is a reliable signal about what the book feels like from the inside.

Premise backs them up. Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl discovers a technologically advanced world below ground, kidnaps a fairy named Holly Short, and holds her for ransom in an effort to restore his family's fortune. The copy signs off with the obvious question: is he about to trigger a cross-species war? What makes it work is that the protagonist is the aggressor, and Alba's summary supplies the motive the copy leaves out, namely that the fortune was already lost and Artemis's father had disappeared.

Motive is what keeps the character from being merely obnoxious, and both of the plot-summarizing reviewers found it. Jeremy Rodden describes Artemis Fowl II as "the very definition of someone willing to do anything it takes (even a little kidnapping and ransom-demanding) for what is ultimately a good cause," that cause being an attempt to save his mother. Alba fills in the rest: the fortune lost, the father vanished and presumed dead, a mother undone by grief. None of that reaches the publisher's description, which mentions only the family fortune. The book is sadder underneath than the copy lets on, and that counts in its favor. The jacket sells a caper; the reviewers describe a rescue.

Dmtcer, signing as Kim, gives the most persuasive endorsement in the column and gives it sideways. "As a former bookseller, kids came in droves for this series, then, as a librarian, kids continually checked it out, but I never read it until now." That is professional observation from behind two different counters, followed by a four-star verdict from somebody who finally read the thing. The same response likens Artemis's thought process to Sherlock Holmes and notes, accurately, that "he's not a great role model."

Three Reviewers, Three Different Age Brackets

Age guidance is missing exactly where a children's listing most needs it. The record files this under children's audiobooks and offers no recommended range, while the reviewers place it in three different brackets: a "middle grade audience," "middle aged/YA readers," and "the young reader." The middle one is presumably a typo, and it also summarizes the confusion neatly. A story built on kidnapping and ransom sits awkwardly across those brackets, and the page will not help a parent decide.

Damage extends to the description itself. "New York Times bestselling author, Eoin Colfer and series, Artemis Fowl!" is not a sentence, and the paragraph above it pushes the phrase about armed and dangerous fairies through a pair of stray hyphens standing in for punctuation. Small things, except that this is the only description the page carries. The fifth response, meanwhile, is written in Spanish and posted from Mexico, so marketplaces are being pooled here as well as editions. That response says, roughly, that this is not just another children's story but one of the best, one of those reads that stops you setting the book aside. A fine review, and also evidence about which edition somebody was holding, since a listener does not set a book down.

A Wild Ride Through Tech-Savvy Underground Warriors

Young listeners who like their protagonists clever and morally unreliable are the audience here, and every response agrees on that much. Caleb describes "a wild ride through a world where fairies are not just whimsical creatures, but tech-savvy underground warriors." At six hours and six minutes it is short enough for a school week and shaped as a heist, which means momentum rather than atmosphere. Adults listening alongside a child will not be bored either. The response from Mexico makes the same case in fewer words, and the four American ones all sit at four stars or five. Whatever else this page cannot settle, the novel's standing is not in dispute.

Tie-in framing is the thing to disregard. Buy this for the novel, which five reviewers across seven years and two countries have found worth their time, and not for a connection to a film that not a single response here has mentioned. Nothing about the recording changed when a streaming announcement went into the description.

Who narrates the Artemis Fowl audiobook, and is it a full cast?

Nathaniel Parker holds the only reading credit, so a single voice covers Artemis, Holly Short and the underground world around them across six hours and six minutes. Listening Library is named as publisher. No cast list appears anywhere and no production notes accompany the credit, which is the usual shape for a single-reader children's recording.

Is this audiobook a good entry point to the series?

It is the first book, described in the copy as the one that started it all, so yes on sequence. Reviewers treat it that way too, discussing the series as a whole from the vantage point of this volume. At six hours it is also a low-commitment test of whether the tone suits a young listener.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Ocean's 11 with faeries!

Why I Think Boys May Enjoy ThisIf ever there was a book series that could be used to introduce the concept of “anti-hero” to a middle grade audience, it is Artemis Fowl (or, you know, my novella Anchihiiroo - Origin of an Antihero, but I digress). Artemis Fowl II, in...

- Jeremy Rodden, Author
★★★★★

Great characters, interesting plot!

Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is a criminal mastermind descended from a family of wealthy criminal masterminds. After the family fortune is lost, his father mysteriously disappears, believed dead, and his mother goes mad from grief. Artemis decides to get the family fortune back in the most unusual way―by kidnapping a fairy...

- Alba
★★★★☆

Artemis Fowl - scary smart kid, total mastermind!

I loved this book. I purchased it years ago and forgot about it. As a former bookseller, kids came in droves for this series, then, as a librarian, kids continually checked it out, but I never read it until now. Perfect for middle aged/YA readers. Lets face it, Artemis Fowl...

- Dmtcer (Kim)
★★★★★

A fun series for the young reader

The Artemis Fowl series is a wild ride through a world where fairies are not just whimsical creatures, but tech-savvy underground warriors, and a 12-year-old criminal mastermind named Artemis Fowl is the only one smart enough to outwit them - all while cracking witty jokes and pulling off elaborate heists;...

- Caleb
★★★★★

Mi villano favorito

No es otra historia para niños, es una de las mejores, una de esas lecturas que te impiden dejar el libro de lado

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