Thick as Thieves
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Thick as Thieves by Megan Whalen Turner | Audiobook Review

Part of The Queen's Thief #5

By Megan Whalen Turner

Narrated by Steve West

🎧 8 hours and 47 minutes 📘 Greenwillow Books 📅 May 16, 2017 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Discover and rediscover the world of the Queen's Thief, from the acclaimed novel The Thief to the thrilling, twenty-years-in-the-making conclusion, The Return of the Thief. The epic novels set in the world of the Queen’s Thief can be read in any order.

Thick as Thieves is the fifth novel set in the world of the Queen’s Thief. New York Times-bestselling author Megan Whalen Turner’s entrancing and award-winning Queen’s Thief novels bring to life the world of the epics and feature one of the most charismatic and incorrigible characters of fiction, Eugenides the thief. Megan Whalen Turner’s Queen’s Thief novels are rich with political machinations and intrigue, battles lost and won, dangerous journeys, divine intervention, power, passion, revenge, and deception. Perfect for fans of Leigh Bardugo, Marie Lu, Patrick Rothfuss, and George R. R. Martin.

Kamet, a secretary and slave to his Mede master, has the ambition and the means to become one of the most powerful people in the Empire. But with a whispered warning the future he envisioned is wrenched away, and he is forced onto a very different path. Set in the world of the Queen’s Thief, this epic adventure sees an ordinary hero take on an extraordinary mission. The Queen’s Thief novels have been praised by writers, critics, reviewers, and fans, and have been honored with glowing reviews, “best of” citations, and numerous awards, including the Los Angeles Times Book Prize, a Newbery Honor, the Andre Norton Award shortlist, and the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award.

“The Queen’s Thief books awe and inspire me. They have the feel of a secret, discovered history of real but forgotten lands. The plot-craft is peerless, the revelations stunning, and the characters flawed, cunning, heartbreaking, exceptional. Megan Whalen Turner’s books have a permanent spot on my favorites shelf, with space waiting for more books to come.” - Laini Taylor, New York Times-bestselling author of the Daughter of Smoke and Bone novels and Strange the Dreamer

""Unforgettable characters, plot twists that will make your head spin, a world rendered in elegant detail - you will fall in love with every page of these stories. Megan Whalen Turner writes vivid, immersive, heartbreaking fantasy that will leave you desperate to return to Attolia again and again."" - Leigh Bardugo, #1 New York Times-bestselling author of Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom

""Megan Whalen Turner has constructed a clever world filled with suspense and intrigue and characters that will never be forgotten. Once you dive into the world of the Queen's Thief, prepare to have your life stolen from you until you finish them all."" - Joelle Charbonneau, New York Times-bestselling author of the Testing trilogy

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Can the fifth book in a sequence really be a fine place to start? The copy attached to this audiobook says so almost in those words, promising that the epic novels set in the world of the Queen's Thief can be read in any order. Two sentences later the same copy calls Thick as Thieves the fifth of them. Eight hours and forty-seven minutes with Kamet, a secretary and slave whose entire predicament rests on a court disgrace he assumes you already understand, left me thinking that promise needs a footnote rather than an endorsement. It is a fine book. It is not a fine door.

The Verdict, Briefly

Kamet begins at the top of a very small ladder, and a five-star response posted the day after release lays out the position more clearly than the jacket copy manages: he belongs to Nahuseresh, the emperor's nephew and brother to the heir, and he has hoarded favors for years because he expects to become the most powerful slave in the Mede empire. To him that is a career rather than a consolation prize, and the calculation is the most interesting thing about him. A whispered warning takes it away in a sentence. What follows is an overland escape with a stranger from Attolia, and a man who has spent his life administering other people's power discovering he has none of his own to administer.

Against that setup, the read-in-any-order line looks less like guidance and more like a sentence the publisher needed. Kamet's leverage, his master's decline and the reason an Attolian would cross an empire to collect him all rest on a political collapse that happened in an earlier volume, and the book treats it as shared knowledge rather than as something to be explained. You can follow the escape without it. You cannot feel the weight of it, and weight is most of what this series trades in. That gap is the difference between an adventure you enjoy on the surface and one that reorganizes itself in your head afterward, and eight and three quarter hours is a long time to spend on the wrong side of it.

The Best Parts of Thick as Thieves

Turner writes a particular kind of plot: everything you are told is true, most of what you conclude from it is wrong, and the correction lands late enough to rearrange the whole book behind you. A five-star response from July 2017 puts it the way a reader rather than a critic would, describing a plot developed carefully enough that you do not always know what is going on until the very end, and calling the multi-year wait between these books a delicious kind of anticipation. That is the trade the series asks for, and this volume honors it. The escape looks like a straight line for hours. It is not a straight line, and the moment you understand why is worth the fare by itself.

Steve West reads it, and the assignment is more delicate than an escape plot suggests. A four-star response from March 2023, written on a re-read, describes Kamet as starting out speaking to everyone in a haughty manner, which is precisely the difficulty: the arc of the book is that register coming apart in company he did not choose and cannot dismiss. A reader has to make the early superiority bearable enough to stay with and sharp enough that losing it registers as a loss. Add Mede and Attolian names arriving thick and with nothing on a screen to check them against, and the job runs harder than a young-adult adventure label implies.

Points to Consider

Delivery speed is what two of the five visible responses actually grade. A five-star from Australia in 2019 praises the book and the seller in one breath and finishes on how quickly the parcel arrived. Another, from France in January 2018, is about the pleasure of learning a new installment existed and ordering it immediately. Both are warm and neither concerns a recording. That matters more than usual here, because the ratings counter on the listing reads one. A single vote can only be a whole number of stars, so 4.6 cannot have come from it, and the review column by itself shows five graded responses. Whatever the true population is, the number of people you can read who are discussing the actual book is three.

Greenwillow Books sits in the publisher field, a book imprint name rather than an audio studio, and the rest of the description reads print-side as well. Three cover quotations are stacked into it and not one is about this volume: the first calls the Queen's Thief books a secret, discovered history of real but forgotten lands, the second promises you will fall in love with every page of these stories, the third talks about diving into the world and finishing them all. The award list, a Newbery Honor, a Los Angeles Times Book Prize, an Andre Norton shortlisting and the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award, is attributed to the novels as a group. None of that is false. None of it describes the eight hours you are buying.

The Right Listener for Thick as Thieves

Series readers are the obvious audience and hardly need my encouragement: this is the volume that hands the story to a new pair of eyes and returns it changed, and the last hour rewards four books of patience. Anyone who enjoys a two-hander on the road, where the danger is mostly logistics, cover stories and two people slowly taking each other's measure, will find one of the better recent examples. The Rothfuss and Martin comparisons in the copy set an expectation of scale that this book deliberately refuses; what it offers instead is precision, and precision is the rarer commodity.

Skip it, or postpone it, if this would be your entry point. The description invites you in cold and the book will not cooperate: the stakes are inherited, the emotional payoff belongs to people who are barely on stage, and Eugenides, the thief the series is named for and the copy sells hardest, is not whose head you occupy here. Newcomers hunting a standalone fantasy adventure will get a competent one and miss the reason anybody loves these books. That is a real cost for a title the publisher is pitching as a fine place to begin.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Another intriguing, intricate novel!

The Queen’s Thief series is one of my favorite fantasy series ever, and the fact that these books come out every few years, builds such a delicious amount of anticipation, which I find is always fully rewarded once I get going with one of Megan Whalen Turner’s books. It takes...

- Charlene
★★★★☆

Queen's Thief #5.

Another re-read because this series is always re-readable.The point of view this time around is that of Kamet. He was formerly the slave of Nahuseresh the Mede. Kamet has a bit of a superiority complex, and starts out speaking to everyone in a haughty manner. Then a mysterious Attolian shows...

- Kindle Customer in VB
★★★★★

It takes a thief to set a captive free

Kamet is happy to be a powerful slave to a powerful man. His master, Nahuseresh, may have fallen out of favor a bit over that small disaster in Attolia, but Nahuseresh is still the Emperor's nephew and brother to the heir. Kamet hoards his power and favors carefully as he...

- Bookwyrm
★★★★★

Amazing book, good seller

One of my favourite authors and a great book. Really fast delivery.

- Caz
★★★★★

Great read!

I was surprised to learn there was a new book in the series, and had to order it immediately when I found out. It lived up to and exceeded my expectations 🙂

- Veronica PJ

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Alexandra Reed

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