The Dirt
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The Dirt by Tommy Lee | Audiobook Review

By Tommy Lee

Narrated by Tony Roberts

🎧 10 hours and 4 minutes 📘 Harper 📅 July 12, 2016 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Coming on the heels of his bestselling Choke, and Imperfect Strangers, Stuart Woods brings back one of his best loved characters, Stone Barrington, who most recently appears in New York Dead, in a fast paced, rollercoaster ride through the high-profile world of celebrity gossip.

Feared and disliked for both her poison pen and ice queen persona, bi-coastal gossip columnist Amanda Dart finds the tables have turned. The unwitting victim of an anonymous gossipmonger who is faxing to national opinion makers an outrageous scandal sheet revealing the details of her on-going indiscretions with a nationally known takeover artist, Amanda enlists the help of New York lawyer and investigator Stone Barrington to learn the identity of the faxer. Everybody is a suspect in the world of tabloid journalism. As the faxes grow more scathing and begin to expose the peccadilloes of not only Amanda but other members of the gossip community, Barrington winds up with more leads than he can handle, and an employer who is about to take matters dangerously into her own hands. The world of gossip is turned on its head. It becomes clear to Stone that even the most respected members of the social scene will stop at nothing - even murder - to clear their names.

Irresistible as only good gossip can be, Dirt is a mesmerising tale of betrayal and murder set against a backdrop of the fast-paced Manhattan tabloid business; it is filled with the twists and turns that have made Stuart Woods's novels international hits.

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Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Mick Mars, and Nikki Sixx did not live quietly, and The Dirt audiobook does not tell their story quietly either. Motley Crue's collaborative memoir, co-written with Neil Strauss, has been a fixture of rock literature since its 2001 publication, partly because it refuses to soften the extremity of what the band actually did and partly because the co-writing structure, rotating between the four members' voices, produces something closer to oral history than conventional celebrity memoir. In audio form, with Tony Roberts handling narration duties across the book's ten-plus hours, that structure gets a new kind of immediacy that the print edition cannot replicate.

Roberts has the range to differentiate between the four distinct voices, which is not a small thing given how much of this book's appeal comes from hearing the same era of events filtered through four very different personalities. Sixx's sections have a darker, more retrospective quality that reflects his arc through addiction and back. Lee's tend toward the gleefully unrepentant. Neil's carry their own weight of regret, particularly around the 1984 car accident that killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle. Mars speaks least, but when he does, he offers a perspective that is notably more detached from the mythology the others are clearly building around themselves. Roberts' ability to make these distinctions audible is what separates this from a flat reading of the text.

Four Unreliable Witnesses to One History

The book does not traffic in redemption arcs of the conventional kind. This is not a memoir about how Motley Crue found sobriety and wisdom and want to share the lessons. It is a document of what actually happened, rendered with specificity that ranges from funny to genuinely disturbing. The Ozzy Osbourne sequence alone has lived rent-free in rock lore for decades. The accounts of heroin addiction are not glamorized, but they are not sanitized either. The sections dealing with the death of Vince Neil's daughter Skylar shift the entire register of the book and are handled with more care than you might expect given the surrounding material.

What makes The Dirt worth returning to, and what makes the audiobook a particularly good format for it, is the authenticity of voice. This does not read like a book processed through publicists and legal teams. It reads like four people who decided to tell the truth even when the truth made them look terrible, which is an increasingly rare thing in celebrity memoir. Roberts' narration preserves that quality, avoiding the temptation to editorialize through tone. The result is an audio experience that functions the way the book always intended: four unreliable witnesses to their own history, telling the same story from angles that never quite align.

A Skilled Narrator Handles Four Distinct Voices

The audiobook format benefits this particular book more than many memoirs because of the conversational register in which it was written. The four-voice structure produces natural shifts in pacing and attitude across the runtime, and a skilled narrator can make those transitions feel organic. Roberts does. The chapters where one member contradicts another's account of the same event are especially compelling in audio, where the tonal shifts between narrated perspectives land differently than they do on the page.

At just over ten hours, the runtime covers the full arc of the band from their early Los Angeles days through their commercial peak, the various breakups and reformations, solo career detours, and the complicated interpersonal dynamics that held them together and periodically tore them apart. The pacing is brisk throughout. Strauss's co-writing keeps things moving even during sections that could easily have become indulgent, and Roberts maintains energy across the full runtime without the flatness that sometimes sets in during long narration sessions.

Rawer Than the Netflix Film Adaptation

Listeners should know what they are getting into. The content is explicitly adult: drug use, sexual excess, violence, and death are described without filters. If you are a casual fan who saw the Netflix film adaptation and found it appealing, the book is considerably more intense than the film. The adaptation made choices that softened certain sequences; the memoir does not make those choices. The book's refusal to soften extends to the members' descriptions of their own behavior during the most chaotic periods, and the honesty is sometimes uncomfortable even when it is also compelling.

The rotating-narrator structure also means that the book is not trying to arrive at a single unified account of who Motley Crue was. The members sometimes contradict each other directly, and the book frames that as a feature rather than a problem. Some readers find it disorienting; most find it clarifying, because it captures how band mythology actually works, collectively constructed and individually remembered, with each participant preserving the version that makes sense of their own choices.

A Primary Source for the LA Metal Scene

Fans of Motley Crue who have not yet encountered the memoir should make this audiobook their starting point. Rock music history enthusiasts who want a primary-source account of the Los Angeles metal scene in the 1980s will find the cultural texture here that more journalistic accounts tend to miss. Anyone interested in the mechanics of memoir, specifically how multiple voices narrate a shared history, will find the structure interesting on a formal level regardless of their relationship to the music.

Listeners who prefer their celebrity memoirs polished and redemption-forward will find The Dirt uncomfortable. The same goes for anyone sensitive to graphic descriptions of substance abuse and violence. This is not a book that wants to be comfortable, and the audiobook honors that intention throughout its runtime.

How does the audiobook handle the rotating four-voice structure of the original memoir?

Narrator Tony Roberts voices all four members, shifting tone and register across the different sections. The chapter headers make clear whose perspective you are in, and the transitions work well in audio, particularly in passages where the members directly contradict each other's memories of the same events.

Does the audiobook cover the band's later career and reunions?

Yes. The book covers the full arc through reformations and solo detours, though the richest material concentrates on the late 1970s through the mid-1990s, which represents both the band's commercial peak and their most turbulent personal period.

How does Tony Roberts' narration serve the audiobook's four-voice format?

Roberts differentiates between the members' voices and tonal registers effectively, making Sixx's darker retrospective quality distinct from Lee's more energetic delivery. The audio version benefits from the conversational writing style, which translates well when performed rather than read silently.

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Well paced story.

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Second Read, is better!

I read the hard copy several years ago. Now that I’ve completed the whole series, I’m reading it, I’ve already read book one. Excitement, mystery. Awesome read. Great characters.

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Back to the Chiefs

Seems that going back in time Woods improves, somewhat. No more diabolical Russians, just 100% US Dirt. And, of course, Stone the hero of these series, is a a wonderful guy with just little predilection for sex, very frequent sex, of course. His erection appears to be permanent. There is...

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