Squeezing the Orange
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By Henry Blofeld

🎧 11 hours and 30 minutes 📘 HarperCollins 📅 September 26, 2013 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

The quintessentially English cricket commentator, writer, oenophile, bon viveur, collector and national treasure, fondly known as “Blowers”, tells his colourful life story.

Born in Norfolk and educated at Eton and Cambridge, Henry Calthorpe Blofeld OBE, nicknamed “Blowers” by the late Brian Johnston, is best known as a cricket commentator for Test Match Special on BBC Radio 4 and BBC Radio 5 Live Sports Extra. His distinctively rich, cut glass voice and his vividly eccentric observations of life on and off the pitch, have made him a household name, not only in Britain but around the world, wherever cricket is played. Blowers has been close the the heart of the game for over fifty years and his career has taken him to the far corners of the earth. This autobiography, stuffed to the gunwhales with delicious anecdotes, brings his astonishingly colourful story bang up to date.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: No narrator is credited in the metadata, a gap worth investigating before purchase, particularly for a memoir whose greatest appeal is Blofeld’s distinctive voice.
  • Themes: A life lived with extravagant enthusiasm, cricket as a social institution, the fading of a certain kind of English character
  • Mood: Genial, anecdote-rich, and thoroughly un-bitter
  • Verdict: A thoroughly enjoyable memoir from one of cricket broadcasting’s great characters, best appreciated by listeners who already know and love the Blowers persona.

There is a particular type of English sports broadcaster who could not exist today and who, in retrospect, seems almost mythological: educated at Eton and Cambridge, comfortable with wine and anecdote in equal measure, possessed of a voice that sounds like the BBC itself clearing its throat. Henry Blofeld is that type, taken to a kind of logical extreme. I came to Squeezing the Orange on the recommendation of a friend who had grown up listening to Test Match Special, for whom Blofeld’s voice was simply the sound of summer. I had less prior attachment and could therefore read the book with a slightly cooler eye, and what I found was that it holds up even without the nostalgia.

Blofeld has been close to the heart of cricket for over fifty years, and this autobiography, effectively a complete rewrite and update of his earlier memoir, A Thirst for Life, draws on that proximity with the confidence of someone who has always known he was living inside a story worth telling. The book is, as one reviewer put it, stuffed to the gunwales with anecdotes, and Blofeld delivers those anecdotes with the timing of a man who has been working rooms his entire life. There is very little score-settling here, very little political grievance, a quality that several reviewers explicitly praise as a relief in a genre that tends toward both. His portraits of players, fellow commentators, and administrators carry the warmth of someone who genuinely liked most of the people he encountered.

Our Take on Squeezing the Orange

What the book captures best is not cricket specifically but the world that produced and sustained a figure like Blofeld, the BBC’s grip on the national consciousness, the particular class geography of English sport, the gradual democratization of cricket broadcasting, and the way Test Match Special became something larger than a radio program. The memoir is sociologically interesting in ways that Blofeld is probably not consciously aware of, which is part of its charm. He is not writing intellectual history; he is writing about his life with genuine affection. That the life turns out to illuminate a particular England is a bonus that rewards the attentive listener.

Why Listen to Squeezing the Orange

If you have any prior attachment to Test Match Special, to cricket broadcasting, or to a certain strand of postwar English cultural life, this memoir will feel like being in excellent company. Blofeld’s prose is warm and funny without being labored, the road trip section near the end of the book is singled out by multiple reviewers as genuinely amusing, and the portraits of commentators, players, and administrators carry the specificity of someone who actually knew these people rather than studied them. Country Life captured it well: he delivers it all with unabashed aplomb, and aplomb in the Blofeld register is a distinctive and rare thing.

What to Watch For in Squeezing the Orange

The narrator credit is missing from the audiobook’s metadata, which is worth investigating before purchase. A memoir of this kind, particularly one from a broadcaster whose voice is half the point, should ideally be either self-narrated or narrated by someone who can carry the period and register. Additionally, listeners with no prior connection to English cricket culture may find the cultural density of the references harder to penetrate than enthusiasts will. The book rewards existing knowledge of the BBC’s cricket broadcasting history and assumes a familiarity with postwar English sporting culture that not every listener will bring to it.

Who Should Listen to Squeezing the Orange

Devoted cricket fans and Test Match Special listeners are the natural audience and will find this essential. Listeners with a broader interest in British cultural history and postwar sports broadcasting will also find plenty to enjoy. Complete newcomers to cricket who want a warm, human entry point into why the sport matters to the people it matters to could do worse than starting here, the personality carries the memoir regardless of how much the cricket references land.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Squeezing the Orange self-narrated by Henry Blofeld?

The narrator credit is missing from the metadata, which is unusual. Listeners should verify this before purchasing, as Blofeld’s own distinctive voice would be a significant asset, or a significant loss if absent.

Do I need to know cricket to enjoy this memoir?

Familiarity helps, but the book works partly as a portrait of a specific English world and partly as a study in how to live with enthusiasm. Pure newcomers to cricket may find some references opaque, but the personality of the narrator carries the memoir regardless.

Is this Blofeld’s first autobiography?

No. Squeezing the Orange is described as a complete rewrite and update of his earlier memoir, A Thirst for Life. It supersedes rather than supplements the earlier book and is the version most listeners should start with.

What is the tone, is this a reckoning with cricket’s politics or more of a celebration?

Firmly the latter. Multiple reviewers explicitly praise the book for not being political or bitter, which is unusual for the genre. If you are looking for sharp institutional critique of cricket’s governing bodies, this is not that book.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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