Pastrix
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Pastrix by Nadia Bolz-Weber | Audiobook Review

By Nadia Bolz-Weber

Narrated by Nadia Bolz-Weber

🎧 5 hours and 39 minutes 📘 Hachette Audio 📅 September 10, 2013 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

"Seven years on from its original publication, Pastrix remains bracing and beautiful. Nadia’s bold vulnerability and tender heart are timeless gifts. And the words she has added to this edition remind me: We need her call to tender grace and a loving, forgiving God now more than ever."
-- Jeff Chu, Author of Does Jesus Really Love Me?

Pastrix: a derogatory term used by Christians who refuse to recognize female pastors.

Heavily tattooed and foul-mouthed, Nadia Bolz-Weber, a former stand-up comic, sure as hell didn't consider herself to be religious-leader material - until the day she ended up leading a friend's funeral in a smoky downtown comedy club. Surrounded by fellow alcoholics, depressives, and cynics, she realized: These were her people. Maybe she was meant to be their pastor.

Using life stories - from living in a hopeful-but-haggard commune of slackers to surviving the wobbly chairs and war stories of a group for recovering alcoholics, from her unusual but undeniable spiritual calling to pastoring a notorious con artist - Nadia uses humorous narrative and poignant honesty to portray a woman who is both deeply faithful and deeply flawed, giving hope to the rest of us along the way.

This is the book for people who hunger for a bit of hope that doesn't come from vapid consumerism or navel-gazing; for women who talk too loudly and guys who love chick flicks; for the gay man who loves Jesus and won't allow himself to be shunned by the church. In short, this book is for every thinking misfit suspicious of institutionalized religion but still seeking transcendence and mystery.

Updated with a new afterword, Pastrix is wildly entertaining, sardonically irreverent, and deeply resonant - a messy, beautiful, prayer - and profanity-laden narrative about an unconventional life of faith.

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  • Read by: Nadia Bolz-Weber narrates her own memoir, and her background as a former stand-up comic makes her comic timing a real, testable part of the performance.
  • At its heart: reclaiming a slur used against female pastors, faith found through addiction-recovery community, humor alongside profound doubt
  • Vibe: Irreverent and profane on the surface, genuinely tender underneath
  • Short version: A vivid, unconventional faith memoir worth hearing despite a mismatched health-wellness genre tag, best for listeners unbothered by frequent profanity.

Pastrix is a derogatory term before it's a book title, coined by Christians who refuse to recognize female pastors, and Nadia Bolz-Weber spends this audiobook's five and a half hours reclaiming a word meant to dismiss women exactly like her.

The Verdict, Briefly

An origin story this unlikely is worth stating plainly: a heavily tattooed, foul-mouthed former stand-up comic who never considered herself religious-leader material until the day she ended up leading a friend's funeral inside a smoky downtown comedy club. Surrounded there by fellow alcoholics, depressives, and cynics, she realized these were her people, and that she might be meant to serve as their pastor rather than simply belong among them.

What follows is told through specific life stories rather than a single continuous arc: time in a hopeful-but-haggard commune of slackers, the wobbly-chaired war stories of a recovering-alcoholics support group, and pastoring a notorious con artist despite an unusual and undeniable spiritual calling that never fully explains itself. Bolz-Weber uses humor and poignant honesty throughout to portray herself as both deeply faithful and deeply flawed at once, not sequentially.

The synopsis is unusually direct about intended audience, naming several groups outright: people hungry for hope that doesn't come from vapid consumerism, women who talk too loudly, guys who love chick flicks, and a gay man who loves Jesus but won't allow himself to be shunned by the church. That specificity is worth taking seriously as a purchasing signal rather than generic marketing language.

Why Pastrix Works as an Audiobook

Bolz-Weber narrates her own book, and given her background as a stand-up comic before becoming a pastor, that self-narration functions as a kind of live demonstration rather than a simple authenticity bonus: comedic timing and delivery are specifically part of what the synopsis promises, described as humorous narrative and poignant honesty together, which puts her own performance directly on the line rather than leaving comic rhythm to a hired reader's interpretation.

The synopsis includes a blurb from Jeff Chu, author of Does Jesus Really Love Me?, describing the book as remaining bracing and beautiful seven years on from its original publication, and specifically praising the words added for this edition. That points to new afterword material included here beyond the original text, worth knowing for anyone who already read the first edition and is deciding whether this audiobook offers anything past a straight re-read.

Four different countries are represented across the five attached reviews, the United States, Germany, the United Kingdom, and Australia, a genuinely wide geographic spread for a memoir this specific to one American pastor's story. Reviewer Sarah Douglas, writing from the UK, describes feeling reconnected simply by not being the only sweary person who loves Jesus, a specific and personal reaction rather than generic praise.

Reviewer Clint Schnekloth, describing an ELCA congregation's reaction, credits Bolz-Weber specifically with breaking down law-gospel proclamation, a formal theological concept, in a way accessible enough that the congregation adores her for it. That is a useful signal for listeners with any background in Lutheran or mainline Protestant theology specifically, since it suggests real doctrinal substance sits underneath the memoir's more irreverent surface.

Reviewers Andreas and Jennifer Stahl, writing from Germany, describe recognizing themselves in a lot of how Bolz-Weber explains her own struggles, going as far as saying they could imagine being great friends with her despite never having met. Reviewer Ruthee, from Australia, adds a similar note of trust, describing Bolz-Weber as honest and open enough that her account of God's grace and forgiveness feels like it might genuinely apply to the listener too, not just to the author.

Points to Consider

This listing's genre tag reads health-wellness, which points toward practical health tips and mindfulness content that has essentially nothing to do with what this book actually is: a religious and spiritual memoir about becoming an ordained Lutheran pastor within the ELCA. The Addiction & Recovery tag attached alongside it fits considerably better, though even that undersells the book's core subject, which is faith and pastoral calling specifically, not recovery as its own throughline.

The rating display here is worth reading carefully before trusting it at face value. The badge shows 4.8 stars from a counter reading two votes, but five full written reviews are visible, and every single one of them is a perfect five-star rating, meaning the actual visible evidence sits entirely above the number displayed next to it. A two-vote count cannot mathematically produce 4.8 under any rounding convention, and even setting that arithmetic aside, five-for-five real reviews landing above a lower badge number is a genuinely unusual pattern worth naming rather than ignoring.

Reviewer Todd Buegler frames the language directly as a filtering question before recommending it further: Bolz-Weber, in that review's words, expresses herself with colorful metaphors better than any other pastor encountered, and the review warns that listeners sensitive to expletives should look elsewhere. That is a fair, specific warning worth repeating plainly, particularly for anyone expecting a conventionally reverent tone from religious memoir as a category.

At five hours and thirty-nine minutes, the runtime sits on the shorter end for a full memoir, closer to a long, focused conversation than an exhaustive life account. That brevity suits the story-driven structure the synopsis describes, individual episodes rather than a comprehensive chronology, and keeps the book from overstaying its welcome even for listeners who don't share Bolz-Weber's specific faith background.

The Right Listener for Pastrix

Faith memoir that rejects a polished, conventionally reverent tone in favor of something rawer will find its people here, especially listeners who identify with the synopsis's own named groups: people suspicious of institutionalized religion but still open to transcendence, or anyone who has felt unwelcome in a traditional church setting for reasons of temperament, language, or lifestyle.

Listeners hoping for literal health and wellness content, given how the listing is currently categorized, should know that tag does not reflect the book's actual subject at all. Todd Buegler's warning is worth taking seriously for anyone sensitive to frequent profanity in religious or spiritual audiobooks specifically, since the language here is a genuine and repeated feature of Bolz-Weber's voice, not an occasional lapse.

Is the Pastrix audiobook actually about health and wellness, as its genre tag suggests?

No. Despite the listing's health-wellness category, this is a religious and spiritual memoir about Nadia Bolz-Weber becoming an ordained Lutheran pastor. The Addiction & Recovery tag on the same listing fits considerably better, though even that only captures part of what the book actually covers.

Does this Pastrix audiobook include new material beyond the original book?

It appears to. The synopsis quotes a blurb specifically praising words added to this edition seven years after original publication, pointing to new afterword content included here. Listeners who already read the first edition may still find something new in this version.

Why does the Pastrix audiobook show a 4.8 rating from only two votes when five reviews are visible?

It doesn't, not mathematically. Two whole-star votes have no way to average out to a decimal like 4.8, and the five written reviews attached to this listing are all perfect five stars anyway, sitting above rather than explaining the number on the badge. Treat the two-vote counter as a data glitch rather than an accurate reader count.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

La Femme Nadia

Wednesday September 11th I walked in to church for our evening youth event, and one of the adult leaders already had a copy of Pastrix in her hand. She had pre-ordered it via Amazon so she could start reading it right away.I had a copy of it myself in my...

- Clint Schnekloth
★★★★★

Not for everyone...but I wish it was.

I will select very carefully who I recommend reads this book. I'll do so for two reasons:1. The language Nadia uses in her book is going to cause problems for some people. She is raw, she is honest, she is herself. And she can express herself with colorful metaphors better...

- Todd Buegler
★★★★★

Wonderful book!

I've recently read a very interesting book by Nadia Bolz-Weber.I saw myself in a lot of the ways Nadia explained some of her struggles. Honestly, I think she and I could be great friends. What I love about this book is that Nadia lays her life bare for her readers....

- Andreas and Jennifer Stahl
★★★★★

Feels Like I've Come Home

I have found a kindred spirit in Nadia Bolz-Webber, who is fabulously sweary, earthy and honest. If you want a book that will speak the truth to you (but not necessarily in love!) reassure you that you are not the only one who doubts, is confused by and angered at...

- Sarah Douglas
★★★★★

Engrossing easy to read but it will challenge you!

Nadia is so honest and open that you feel you can believe her and trust that what she says about God's grace and forgiveness might just apply to you as well.

- Ruthee

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Alexandra Reed

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