Itchy Feet & Bucket Lists
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Itchy Feet & Bucket Lists by Emma Scattergood | Audiobook Review

Part of Bucket List Adventures #2

By Emma Scattergood

Narrated by Virtual Voice

🎧 9 hours and 16 minutes 📘 Independently Published 📅 November 22, 2025 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

“I’ve pulled the Bucket List back out. Amongst what’s left are the Trans-Siberian Express, the Terracotta Army, the Swiss Alps and the Panama Canal.”

Easy words spoken over an avocado on toast breakfast - catalyst for a global adventure. A 24 country, 57,000-kilometre unforgettable journey across the steppes of Mongolia, the wilderness of Siberia, Putin’s Russia. Through strike torn France, Europe during winter and over the lonely Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

Commencing in October 2019 and undertaken by author Emma and injured husband Darryl, the trip will cement their belief that travel is the epitome of learning and the antidote for depression. And while providing an education on the incredible places visited, there will also be lessons on staying one step ahead of a developing pandemic, Google translate, food poisoning and train accidents. Throw in some weighty goals like having a rum in Barbados, a coffee in Guatemala and guacamole in Mexico; it might even be the cure for their (or your) itchy feet.

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What does a bucket list actually look like when you have to execute it rather than just maintain it? Emma Scattergood's Itchy Feet and Bucket Lists, the second audiobook in the Bucket List Adventures series, opens with a deceptively domestic scene: the list coming back out over an avocado-on-toast breakfast, the decision to act on it arriving as a kind of practical dare. What follows is a 24-country, 57,000-kilometer journey undertaken in October 2019 by Scattergood and her injured husband Darryl, crossing the steppes of Mongolia, the wilderness of Siberia, Russia under Putin, strike-torn France, winter Europe, and both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. This audiobook, running nine hours and sixteen minutes and narrated by Virtual Voice, covers that journey in the conversational, diary-adjacent voice Scattergood has developed across the series.

The injured husband detail is not incidental background. Darryl's condition means the logistics of this journey are genuinely more demanding than the equivalent trip with two fully mobile travelers, and that added complexity gives the memoir a particular texture. This is not a story about two healthy, resourced people executing a fantasy itinerary. It is a story about what it costs to choose the ambitious option anyway, and what you learn in the process of paying that cost. Reviewer Tammy Horvath describes being intrigued from the first chapter and finding the journey ticked off many items from her own personal list, which is the pleasure of armchair travel memoir at its best.

Scattergood's strengths are specificity and humor applied to genuinely difficult conditions. She does not describe countries in tourist-brochure terms. She describes the chaos of navigating strike-torn France, the particular strangeness and enormity of Siberian wilderness, the logistical dark comedy of staying one step ahead of what would become a global pandemic as the journey unfolded from late 2019 into early 2020. That timeline gives the memoir a dramatic irony the author herself was not fully aware of while writing it: the reader knows what was coming; Emma and Darryl did not. The world that closes around them as they travel is the world about to shut down entirely, and that gap between their innocent forward momentum and our knowledge of the coming rupture creates atmospheric tension that the breezy prose does not fully exploit but cannot escape either.

The small hedonistic goals punctuating the larger journey deserve recognition. Rum in Barbados. Coffee in Guatemala. Guacamole in Mexico. These objectives are deliberately modest against the scale of the undertaking, and that contrast is the point. Scattergood understands that the best travel is not always the travel with the grandest stakes; it is the travel where ordinary pleasures become extraordinary by context. Reviewer Sindy calls the book 'a wonderful account of all the adventures and marvelous experiences,' and that warmth is visible in how Scattergood describes these small moments as worth the full journey that surrounds them.

Virtual Voice Is Competent, Missing the Warmth

Travel memoir suits the audiobook format well when it is written in a voice designed to be heard rather than read in silence. Scattergood's prose has that quality: it was clearly composed in close proximity to the notes and diary entries of the journey itself, and the immediacy of that source material comes through in the listening experience. The Virtual Voice narration renders the text competently but does not deliver the conversational warmth that author narration would bring to this material. Reviewer Sindy's appreciation for the account's vividness suggests the content itself overcomes the narration's ceiling, though listeners who are sensitive to AI narration will notice the gap between what the text's voice implies and what the Virtual Voice delivers.

The audiobook argues explicitly that travel is the epitome of learning and the antidote for depression, and by the time Scattergood reaches the pandemic sections, the listener has seen enough accumulated evidence of what sustained curiosity and physical engagement with the world can do for a couple navigating real difficulty to find that claim credible. The journey does not cure anything, but it clearly changes both travelers, and the memoir captures that transformation with enough honesty to make it feel earned rather than declared.

Some Stops Read Like Annotated Itinerary

One reviewer notes straightforwardly that Scattergood's political biases surface in her account of Putin's Russia and other geopolitically complex stops. That observation is worth noting for listeners who prefer travel writing to bracket political interpretation entirely, though attempting to traverse Russia in 2019 without any political register would require a strange kind of selective attention. How much the ideological dimension affects enjoyment will depend on the individual listener's own position relative to the events and places described.

The 24-country scope means some stops receive less depth than others within the nine-hour runtime. The Mongolia and Siberia sections receive the kind of extended attention that makes those landscapes genuinely vivid in audio; other regions are covered at a pace that feels more like annotated itinerary than immersive narrative. Listeners who want sustained dwelling in each location should supplement with single-destination travel writing for the places that most interest them.

Armchair Travelers Get the Vicarious Satisfaction

This audiobook is for armchair travelers who want the vicarious satisfaction of a genuinely ambitious journey told without literary pretension. Readers with their own bucket lists who enjoy seeing someone else work through theirs, with real logistical difficulty and real physical stakes, will find Scattergood's approach both inspiring and practically grounded. Those who have listened to the first Bucket List Adventures installment will appreciate the continuity of voice and the escalating ambition of the second journey. New listeners will orient quickly without needing prior acquaintance with the series. Listeners who need precise, deeply researched destination coverage will find the memoir format too personal and impressionistic for that purpose, but those who want human experience of real places over nine immersive hours will find this a satisfying companion.

Do I need to have listened to the first Bucket List Adventures audiobook before this one?

No. While this is the second in the series, Itchy Feet and Bucket Lists is self-contained. New listeners will pick up the context and Scattergood's voice quickly within the first chapters without needing prior series knowledge.

Does this audiobook address the COVID-19 pandemic given that the journey began in October 2019?

Yes. The audiobook covers the travelers' experience of staying one step ahead of the developing pandemic as it unfolded during their journey. That timing creates an unintentional dramatic dimension: the reader knows what is coming even as Emma and Darryl are navigating it in real time.

Is Darryl's injury a major focus throughout the audiobook or primarily background context?

It is a meaningful presence throughout rather than the primary subject. The fact that this international journey was undertaken with an injured travel partner informs the logistics, the stakes, and the emotional texture without dominating the narrative, which stays focused on the places visited and the experiences encountered.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Wow, I wish I could follow in their footsteps.

This audiobook had me intrigued from the very first chapter. I’ve always dreamed of traveling the world, and Emma and her husband have done just that. They ticked off many items on my bucket list, including their fascinating trip to Switzerland, where they saw so many places on my “must-see”...

- Tammy Horvath
★★★★☆

Interesting Read

Overall, an interesting book with a good feel of the cities visited. The author should keep her liberal political biases of the world to herself!

- Amazon Customer
★★★★★

A wounderful account

A wonderful account of all the adventures and marvelous experiences of a trip, which made the dreams of two people come true and which can be a guide to spend the desired vacations for the reader.

- Sindy
★★★★☆

Self guided travel around the world

Very brave to set off on a round the way trip with a self-planned itinerary. In late 2019, for four months, with no idea of the global pandemic to come, Emma and husband travel mainly by train and boat. I enjoyed the descriptions of the places they visited - luckily...

- fabulouschrissie
★★★★★

Well written

A very well written travelogue. Really enjoyed every bit of it. Maybe some photos from the places visited could have been added.

- SRIKANTH A V

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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