How To
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How To by Randall Munroe | Free Audiobook

By Randall Munroe

Narrated by Wil Wheaton

🎧 6 hours and 15 minutes 📘 Penguin Audio 📅 September 3, 2019 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

The world’s most entertaining and useless self-help guide, from the brilliant mind behind the wildly popular webcomic xkcd and the #1 New York Times bestsellers What If? and Thing Explainer

For any task you might want to do, there’s a right way, a wrong way, and a way so monumentally complex, excessive, and inadvisable that no one would ever try it. How To is a guide to the third kind of approach. It’s full of highly impractical advice for everything from landing a plane to digging a hole.

Bestselling author and cartoonist Randall Munroe explains how to predict the weather by analyzing the pixels of your Facebook photos. He teaches you how to tell if you’re a baby boomer or a 90’s kid by measuring the radioactivity of your teeth. He offers tips for taking a selfie with a telescope, crossing a river by boiling it, and powering your house by destroying the fabric of space-time. And if you want to get rid of the book once you’re done with it, he walks you through your options for proper disposal, including dissolving it in the ocean, converting it to a vapor, using tectonic plates to subduct it into the Earth’s mantle, or launching it into the Sun.

By exploring the most complicated ways to do simple tasks, Munroe doesn’t just make things difficult for himself and his listeners. As he did so brilliantly in What If?, Munroe invites us to explore the most absurd reaches of the possible. How To is a delightfully mind-bending way to better understand the science and technology underlying the things we do every day.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Wil Wheaton is a perfect casting choice, his natural geek enthusiasm and deadpan timing amplify Munroe’s absurdist humor without competing with it.
  • Themes: Scientific method through ridiculousness, scale and consequence, the gap between theoretical and practical
  • Mood: Gleefully unhinged, sharply intelligent, occasionally genuinely educational
  • Verdict: Munroe’s funniest and most accessible audio experience since What If?, made essential by Wheaton’s committed performance.

I listened to the first chapter of How To while making breakfast on a weekday morning, just intending to sample it. I was still listening during my commute. I was still listening at lunch. Randall Munroe’s ability to construct an absurdist premise and then follow it with rigorous scientific logic is something that reads well in print but works even better as audio, particularly in the hands of a narrator who understands both the comedy and the physics. Wil Wheaton understands both.

The book’s premise is deceptively simple: for any common task, Munroe provides the most complicated, inadvisable, and impractical approach possible. How do you move? How do you cross a river? How do you take a selfie? His answers involve radioactive teeth, tectonic plates, space telescopes, and the systematic destruction of the fabric of space-time. The humor is in the commitment. Munroe takes the absurd premises absolutely seriously, which means the reader (or listener) is being given real physics, real chemistry, and real engineering while cackling at the applications.

Our Take on How To

What distinguishes Munroe’s work from most science humor is the underlying generosity toward the reader. He doesn’t require prior scientific knowledge. He constructs the knowledge he needs within the problem itself, using the absurd scenario as a vehicle for teaching rather than as a test of existing expertise. Reviewers consistently note that children absorb genuine scientific concepts while reading this book, which sounds improbable but is completely accurate. The section on predicting weather by analyzing Facebook photo pixels is a backdoor explanation of machine learning and image processing. The section on boiling a river to cross it is a practical thermodynamics lesson. The humor is the delivery mechanism, not a decoration.

The audiobook format suits this material extremely well. Munroe’s xkcd comics are not present, obviously, but Wheaton’s narration compensates by adding inflection and timing that the flat print text sometimes lacks. He plays the scientific earnestness of each section straight, with just enough audible amusement to signal that he knows this is funny. That register is exactly what the material needs.

Why Listen to How To

Wil Wheaton has narrated several Munroe books, and the familiarity shows. He’s not performing these pieces as standalone comedy bits. He’s narrating them as coherent sections of a sustained argument about why science is interesting, which is what they are. His timing on the longer buildup sequences, particularly when Munroe has established an absurd premise through three or four paragraphs and then delivers the deadpan scientific assessment of it, is the difference between a good laugh and a great one.

The book also works for children in a way that is unusual for adult science humor. Multiple reviewers describe using it with kids aged 9 to 12 with excellent results. The conversations generated by Munroe’s scenarios are generative rather than closed. A kid who asks ‘but could you actually boil a river?’ has been given a real physics question and a genuine invitation to think. At 6 hours and 15 minutes, it’s an ideal length for a family road trip or a week of school commutes.

What to Watch For in How To

Some chapters land harder than others, which is the nature of the format. Each problem is self-contained, which means the book doesn’t build toward a cumulative payoff in the way a narrative does. Some listeners describe it as ‘not for everyone,’ which is true in the specific sense that listeners expecting narrative continuity or a single through-line argument will be puzzled by the structure. The book is a collection of brilliantly executed stand-alone set pieces. Appreciated as such, it’s nearly flawless.

The scientific humor also requires a certain tolerance for calculations. Munroe loves orders of magnitude, and several chapters include quantities that are explained in enough detail to be followed but require focused listening to fully absorb. Light background listening is probably not the right mode for this book. It rewards attention.

Who Should Listen to How To

This is the audiobook equivalent of a book you buy for the scientifically-minded person in your life who claims they don’t like books. It works for adults who enjoy popular science presented without condescension, for teenagers who are curious about science but find textbooks deadening, and for any household where someone appreciates the xkcd webcomic. If you’ve already listened to What If? and loved it, this is the obvious next step. If you haven’t heard Munroe in audio form, this is as good a starting point as any. Skip it only if humor-as-science-delivery is a format that fundamentally doesn’t work for you, in which case no amount of Wil Wheaton can fix that.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does How To work as an audiobook without the xkcd illustrations from the print edition?

Remarkably well. The illustrations in the print edition are part of Munroe’s aesthetic, but the humor and the scientific content of each chapter are entirely present in the prose, and Wheaton’s narration supplies the timing that the illustrations sometimes carry in print. Listeners who haven’t seen the print edition won’t feel the absence.

Is How To actually educational, or is the science just window dressing for the comedy?

It’s genuinely both, simultaneously. Munroe uses absurd scenarios as vehicles for real physics, engineering, and chemistry. Reviewers describe children absorbing actual scientific concepts while reading it, and adults finding themselves understanding things they’d previously found opaque. The comedy is the delivery mechanism, not a substitute for the content.

How does How To compare to Munroe’s earlier What If? audiobook for listeners who’ve already experienced that one?

The two books share the same core approach: absurd premises, rigorous scientific analysis, deadpan humor. How To is structured around practical tasks rather than hypothetical questions, which gives it a slightly different flavor. Most listeners who loved What If? describe How To as equally satisfying. Wheaton narrates both, and his familiarity with the material is visible.

Is this appropriate listening for children, and if so, what age range?

Multiple reviewers use it with children aged 9-12 with excellent results, and the book generates genuine scientific curiosity in that age range. There’s no mature content. The humor is occasionally sophisticated but never inappropriate. It works as shared listening for families and as independent listening for curious kids.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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