Five Dead Herrings
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Five Dead Herrings by E.J. Russell | Free Audiobook

Part of Quest Investigations #1

By E.J. Russell

Narrated by Greg Boudreaux

🎧 5 hours and 26 minutes 📘 Reality Optional Press 📅 October 21, 2022 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

Something’s definitely fishy about this case….

On my last stakeout for Quest Investigations, I nearly got clotheslined by a grove of angry dryads. I expected my bosses to reprimand me, but instead they handed me my first solo assignment. Me! Matt Steinitz, the only human on the Quest roster!

Okay, so the mission isn’t exactly demanding. Obviously, the bosses wanted to give me something they think I can’t screw up. I’m determined to show them what I can do, however, so I dive right in with no complaints.

At first glance, it looks as simple as baiting a hook: A selkie’s almost-ex-husband is vandalizing his boat with unwanted deliveries of deceased sea life. All I have to do is document the scene, tell the ex to cease and desist, and present the bill for property damages. Boom. Mission accomplished, another Quest success, and as a bonus, I get to keep my job.

But then things get…complicated. Suspicious undercurrents muddy up my oh-so-easy case. Nothing is as clear as it should be. And the biggest complication? My inappropriate attraction to the client, who may not be as blameless as he claims.

Turns out those dead herrings aren’t the only things that stink about this situation.

Dammit.

Five Dead Herrings is the first in the Quest Investigations M/M paranormal mystery series, a spinoff of E.J. Russell’s Mythmatched paranormal rom-com story world. It contains no on-page sex or violence, and although there is a romantic subplot, it is not a romance.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Greg Boudreaux brings warmth and comic timing to Matt Steinitz’s first-person voice – self-deprecating and likable without tipping into schtick.
  • Themes: Humans navigating supernatural worlds, romantic tension versus professional obligation, found-family dynamics
  • Mood: Playful and light, cozy-adjacent with a mystery skeleton underneath
  • Verdict: A genuinely fun listen for fans of the Mythmatched universe, though newcomers may find the spinoff references disorienting at first.

I picked this one up on a Friday afternoon when I wanted something that would not demand too much of me but would still be clever enough to keep my attention. Five Dead Herrings delivered exactly that. It is the kind of audiobook that feels like a long lunch with a funny friend who happens to be living a much more chaotic life than you – paranormal investigators, selkies, a human protagonist who has absolutely no business working at a supernatural detective agency, and a mystery involving dead fish delivered to a client’s boat.

This is the first installment of the Quest Investigations series, a spinoff set within E.J. Russell’s Mythmatched universe. That context matters, and I will get to it honestly. But first: the premise. Matt Steinitz, self-described as the only human on the Quest Investigations roster, is handed what his bosses clearly believe is a foolproof solo assignment. A selkie named Lachlan has been receiving unwanted deliveries of deceased sea life from what appears to be a troublesome almost-ex-husband. Matt needs to document, cease-and-desist, collect damages. Simple. Except, of course, nothing is.

Our Take on Five Dead Herrings

What works here is tone. Russell has a very specific register – warm, a little absurd, fundamentally good-natured – and this book maintains it consistently across its five-and-a-half hours. The humor is not the frantic, look-how-quirky-this-is variety that can make paranormal comedies exhausting. It is quieter than that. Matt is funny because he is self-aware, not because the narrative is constantly lobbing jokes at his expense. His attraction to Lachlan is handled well – present and real, but not the engine of the plot. The synopsis is honest that this is not a romance, even though there is a romantic subplot, and that transparency is refreshing. You know what kind of story you are walking into.

The mystery itself is appropriately twisty without becoming genuinely complicated. This is cozy-adjacent territory – no graphic violence, no on-page sex – which suits the premise. The resolution is satisfying in a way that does not require you to have tracked every clue carefully, which, frankly, is what I want from audiobook mysteries. I am not taking notes. I want to feel clever at the end, not confused.

Why Listen to Five Dead Herrings

Greg Boudreaux is well cast. He finds Matt’s voice with ease – the slightly exasperated self-awareness of a person who is underestimated professionally and knows it – and differentiates the supernatural characters without leaning into caricature. This is the kind of multi-character narration that stays controlled: everyone sounds distinct enough to track without the performance feeling like it is auditioning for an animated series. For a light mystery with a clear central relationship, that consistency of tone through the narrator is the difference between an audiobook you finish and one you abandon at chapter four.

What to Watch For in Five Dead Herrings

The spinoff problem is real. Multiple reviewers have flagged it, and they are right to. If you have not read anything else in the Mythmatched universe, you will encounter a lot of names and references to prior events that will feel like arriving mid-conversation. The book can be followed as a standalone – the mystery case itself is self-contained – but the texture of the world is built on accumulated context that first-time readers simply do not have. One reviewer described feeling “lost with all the references to people and happenings that were unfamiliar,” and that is a fair warning. The spinoff structure may reward fans of the earlier series more than it serves newcomers.

Who Should Listen to Five Dead Herrings

Listeners who have already spent time in the Mythmatched universe will find this a genuine treat – the opportunity to follow Matt Steinitz into his own story is handled with care, and the callbacks to familiar characters land warmly. Readers new to E.J. Russell’s work can still enjoy it, but should calibrate expectations: you are walking into an established world through a side door, and some of the furniture will be unfamiliar. If you like cozy paranormal mysteries with M/M romantic subplots, a competent and funny human protagonist, and a narrator who sounds like he is actually enjoying himself, this works well. If you need a complete standalone that explains its own world fully, this is not quite that.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to have read the Mythmatched series before starting Five Dead Herrings?

Not strictly required, but it helps significantly. The mystery case is self-contained, but the world and its recurring characters will feel more lived-in and satisfying if you have read the Fae Out of Water, Supernatural Selection, or Mythmatched series first. Multiple reviewers recommend that reading order.

Is there a strong romantic storyline, or is this primarily a mystery?

Primarily a mystery, with a romantic subplot rather than a romance. The attraction between Matt and Lachlan is present and developed, but there is no on-page sex and the mystery case drives the plot. The series description suggests the romantic elements deepen across later installments.

How does Greg Boudreaux handle the supernatural characters in the narration?

Well. He differentiates the characters clearly without pushing into exaggerated voices, and keeps Matt’s first-person narration consistently warm and lightly self-deprecating throughout. It is a controlled, reliable performance suited to the cozy-adjacent tone of the material.

Is this appropriate for listeners who prefer audiobooks without explicit content?

Yes. The book explicitly contains no on-page sex or violence, which the synopsis notes directly. It sits comfortably in cozy mystery territory – adult situations and themes are present, but handled off the page.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

A Fun Spin-off

After reading all the Fae Out of Water, Supernatural Selection, and Mythmatched series, this new series is a real treat, getting to read about Matt finally finding someone, as well as old and new characters interacting with each other. As some other reviewers mention, this probably leads to some confusion…

– Poemi
★★★★☆

A good start to a new spinoff series.

This is a sort of spinoff of the Mythmatched and Fae Out of Water series. It could work as a standalone, but you get more out of it if you're already familiar with the characters from the 2 series.Anyway, the story itself is good fun. The series centres around Quest…

– Dee Slate
★★★★★

A Fishy Mystery

Five Dead Herrings is the first book in the Quest Investigations series. This series is set within Mythmatched universe and I feel that it reads better if you are already familiar with the universe. However, it can be read very easily as a standalone. This book also is mystery focused…

– L.D.
★★★☆☆

For fans of the Mythmatched universe; 3.5 stars

This is the author’s first foray into cozy mystery territory, with mixed results.I don’t think the book really works as a standalone, but that’s kind of why I wanted to read it. Having read all the other novels set in the Mythmatched universe, I appreciated the opportunity to catch up…

– Sherry M.
★★★★☆

Cute…

This was a lively romp that really was sweet and funny. Keep in mind that this was a spin off so go read the first books so that you know who all the people were. I did not read those books and still enjoyed it, but it would have helped…

– iamltr

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Alexandra Reed

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