Everybody Has a Podcast (Except You)
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By Justin McElroy

Narrated by Justin McElroy

🎧 5 hours and 9 minutes 📘 Harper Perennial 📅 January 26, 2021 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

From the #1 New York Times bestselling McElroy Brothers, creators of the hit podcasts My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Adventure Zone, comes a helpful and hilarious how-to podcast guide covering everything you need to know to make, produce, edit, and promote a podcast…and get rich* doing it! (*Results not guaranteed.)

Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy made their names as “advice giving brothers who have no business giving advice” (New York Times) on the hit podcast My Brother, My Brother and Me. But while they may not have the best relationship or workplace advice, they certainly make you laugh, and they do know a thing or two about podcasting.

In fact, the McElroy Brothers have spent the last decade making podcasts, including My Brother, My Brother and Me; The Adventure Zone; Sawbones; and more. From their start, independently producing and releasing the early episodes of My Brother, My Brother and Me, to their eleven currently available podcasts, the McElroys have become experts in creating successful podcasts. And now, they want to share what they’ve learned with you.

In Everybody Has a Podcast (Except You), the McElroy Brothers will walk you through the process of turning an idea into ear-candy for legions of fans, sharing their expertise on everything from deciding on an effective name (definitely not something like My Brother, My Brother and Me), what type of microphone to use (definitely not one from the video game Rock Band), to making lots and lots of money (spoiler: you probably won’t).

A must-listen for anyone interested in podcasting, Everybody Has a Podcast (Except You) shares the keys to success as well as the mistakes to avoid and draws on the vast experiences of three of the funniest and most successful podcasters working today.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Justin McElroy self-narrates with the full My Brother, My Brother and Me energy, warm, digressive, genuinely funny. The performance is inseparable from the content in the best way.
  • Themes: Podcasting craft, audio production basics, building a loyal audience, realistic economics of independent content
  • Mood: Gleefully practical, self-deprecating without undercutting the actual expertise
  • Verdict: The only podcasting guide that will make you laugh while teaching you what microphone not to use, and the self-narration makes it genuinely better than the print version.

I listened to a significant portion of this one during a Saturday morning run, which in retrospect was poor planning, because I kept having to stop, compose myself, and restart. Justin McElroy, narrating the guide he co-wrote with brothers Travis and Griffin, is funny in the specific way that fans of My Brother, My Brother and Me will recognize immediately: effortlessly, consistently, and in ways that seem to arrive before he has finished constructing the sentence. There is a bit early in the book where he explains why the title they chose for their podcast, My Brother, My Brother and Me, is an example of an ineffective podcast name, and then spends two minutes defending it anyway, that captures the whole register of what Everybody Has a Podcast (Except You) is doing.

The McElroys have been making podcasts since 2010. My Brother, My Brother and Me, The Adventure Zone, Sawbones, and a rotating stable of other shows have built them an audience of millions and a reputation as some of the most natural audio presences working today. That experience is the actual credential the book rests on, and McElroy does not oversell it. The running joke in both the title and throughout the text is that they probably do not know what they are doing either, but they have been doing it successfully for over a decade, which is its own form of expertise.

The Actual Advice, Behind the Jokes

What surprised me, coming in as someone familiar with McElroy-family content, was how substantively useful the guide is beneath the comedy. The chapters on equipment, specifically the extended argument against using a Rock Band microphone, which is funnier on page than it sounds summarized, are genuinely informative without being intimidating. The discussion of recording environments, of audio quality as a respect-for-the-listener value rather than a vanity metric, is a point most audio-production books make dryly that lands differently when it comes with a story attached.

The naming and concept chapters are particularly strong. The McElroys know from experience that concept clarity is the difference between a podcast that finds its audience in six months and one that keeps pivoting forever. They are frank about what makes a podcast idea viable, what makes it too vague, and what makes it impossible to promote to someone who has never heard of you. The advice does not require you to be funny to apply it: these are structural insights that work for interview shows, narrative journalism, sports analysis, or true crime as easily as for comedy.

Why This Works Better as an Audiobook

Most how-to books suffer in audio. Not this one. The prose was written to be heard by people who listen to podcasts, which is recursive in a way that suits the format perfectly. McElroy’s self-narration adds layers of comedic timing that print cannot replicate. The written word can signal that a parenthetical remark is meant humorously; the spoken word actually delivers the humor. At five hours and nine minutes, this is a podcast in disguise, complete with the pacing, the banter, and the occasional moment of genuine feeling that characterizes good audio at its best.

The section on the economics of podcasting, which is less a section and more a sustained corrective to unrealistic expectations, is delivered with a disarming honesty. The book’s subtitle promises to teach you to get rich, then immediately acknowledges you probably will not. The McElroys spent years making podcasts before they made a living from them, and they do not pretend otherwise. This is more useful than the guides that paper over the financial reality with aspirational case studies about creators who went viral in six months.

Who Should Listen and Who Should Skip

This is the book for anyone who has been thinking about starting a podcast but has not known where to begin, particularly if they are intimidated by the technical and strategic complexity and need someone to make the entry point feel approachable. Existing fans of the McElroys will love every minute. Listeners who are not familiar with their work will still find the guide useful, though the comedy will land with more texture if you have spent any time with My Brother, My Brother and Me or The Adventure Zone. Advanced podcasters looking for production optimization or monetization strategy at a sophisticated level will find the basics familiar. Everyone else will come away with a clear plan and probably a list of episodes to catch up on.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a fan of My Brother, My Brother and Me or The Adventure Zone to get value from this book?

No prior familiarity is required. The guide is structured to be useful to any aspiring podcaster, and the practical advice works independently of the comedy. That said, listeners who already love the McElroys will find additional layers of self-referential humor throughout, and understanding the specific shows they reference adds to the comedy.

How technical does the equipment and production guidance get?

Accessible rather than technical. The McElroys are explicit that they are not audio engineers, and the equipment advice is framed around beginner decision-making rather than professional specifications. The goal is giving new podcasters a clear and not-overwhelming starting point, not optimizing an existing professional setup.

Does the audiobook cover monetization realistically, or does it promise podcast riches?

Unusually realistic, by the standards of creator economy guides. The McElroys are frank that most podcasters will not generate meaningful income quickly, and they describe their own years of unpaid work before the shows became financially viable. The monetization chapter covers the real mechanisms, advertising, Patreon, live shows, merchandise, without overstating the likely outcomes.

At five hours, is this genuinely a complete guide to podcasting, or is it more of an introduction?

It covers concept development, naming, equipment, recording, editing workflow, show structure, audience building, and monetization basics. It is a full-cycle introduction rather than an advanced optimization guide. For someone starting from zero, it provides everything needed to launch a competent show. For someone already producing professionally, it will cover familiar ground.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Hilariously helpful

When I saw the McElroy brothers were publishing a non fiction how to book, I was skeptical as to whether it'd be worth the read, but they've managed to seamlessly mix in their patented wit with accurate and helpful information. Whether you plan on getting into the podcast game, already…

– Michael
★★★★★

Easy to read and so helpful!

I'm not usually someone that buys nonfiction books, much less how-to's. However, this book is without a doubt one of the easiest and most enjoyable reads I've had in a while that gives me all the information I need and more. All while making me laugh!Cannot recommend it enough!

– Cameron Childers
★★★★★

Amazing read

This book is very informative while also being incredibly funny! If you want to learn about starting a podcast and all the behind the scenes knowledge, or you just like the McElroys and want to read a funny book, I would highly recommend!

– Jonathan Schmid
★★★★★

I now know why I was boring

Whom do I recommend this book to? Anyone who has tried to keep an audience’s attention and at some point bored them. I have had successes in my life, and fleeting failures; but what kept me up at night were the failures I didn’t understand. I They haunt me, times…

– Stephen Joseph
★★★★★

The brothers have done it again

Ever wanted to make a podcast but never knew how to do it? This is the book for you. The authors explain the step-by-step process for making podcasts in a simple and extremely funny way. This book is SO useful.

– Ethan M.

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Alexandra Reed

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