Dance of Kings and Thieves
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Dance of Kings and Thieves by LJ Andrews | Audiobook Review

Part of The Broken Kingdoms #6

By LJ Andrews

Narrated by Stina Nielsen

🎧 13 hours and 38 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 March 28, 2023 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Dreams will become nightmares...

To take her place as rightful queen, Malin Strom stands by the side of the Nightrender and his guild of thieves in the fight to take a throne she never wanted. Now, as warriors from distant kingdoms answer their call, a new battle begins.

But when dark fae side with the Black Palace, Malin and Kase are forced to take drastic measures. If they are to have a hope for victory, they must forge an unwilling alliance with a cruel sea fae, draw out a cursed beast they thought long dead, and even risk the lives of everyone they love by twisting the memories of fate itself.

For Kase and Malin, this fight could be their hard-fought salvation...or a vicious end to everything they love.

Welcome to the final stand in the Eastern Kingdom, where the stakes are higher, the battles are darker, and the romance is spicier. A wicked spin on Cinderalla comes to a head in the final battle of thieves and kings.

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Somewhere between the blurb and the review column, this audiobook stops being a finale. The description is unambiguous about it: welcome to the final stand in the Eastern Kingdom, it says, and a wicked spin on Cinderalla comes to a head in the final battle of thieves and kings. Then Kimonolady, whose entry ends on a question, reports that the game of crowns has only begun, that crown two is secured, and that the full legend is still missing. One of those two accounts has to be wrong, and the listing never tells you which.

Malin Strom does not want the throne she is fighting for, which is the most interesting fact the description offers about her. It puts her beside the Nightrender and his guild of thieves in a fight to take a crown she never wanted, with warriors from distant kingdoms answering the call and a new battle opening as they arrive. That is a specific kind of fantasy lead: not somebody hungry for destiny but somebody dragged toward legitimacy by circumstance, and a series that spent five books getting her there has earned the right to make the sixth about what it costs.

Escalation arrives on schedule and then keeps going. Dark fae side with the Black Palace. Malin and Kase are pushed into an unwilling alliance with a cruel sea fae, made to draw out a cursed beast they had believed long dead, and finally asked to risk everyone they love by twisting the memories of fate itself. That last item is the one to flag, because a book prepared to let its characters edit memory has opened a door that is very hard to shut again, and the copy promises the fight ends in salvation or in a vicious end to everything they love.

What Works

Cinderalla is how the official description spells it, in the last line of the copy, unfixed. The typo matters less than the claim it is carrying. A wicked spin on a fairy tale is a promise a sixth volume has to keep retroactively, since anyone arriving now has watched the spinning happen across five previous books, not in this one. What the fairy-tale frame does buy is a shape a reader can hold: a woman of no standing pushed toward a crown, a hostile court arranged against her, and an ending everybody can see approaching from a long way off.

Ashley's entry describes what a sixth book is actually for. Allies, friends, and family all come together in this epic battle for the crown, it reports, and the pleasure it names is the bend of characters from the North and East kingdoms meeting, interacting, and watching the bonds between them develop. The same reviewer notes a peek at the sea fae pointing off toward The Ever Seas. That is convergence rather than escalation, and convergence is the reward a long series pays out at the end: not a bigger monster, but a fuller room.

Thirteen hours and thirty-eight minutes is a substantial commitment, and Stina Nielsen covers every kingdom inside it alone. Multiple courts, a guild of thieves, dark fae, sea fae, and a cursed beast all reach you through a single voice, which is standard for a series like this and still a real demand at volume six, when the cast has been accumulating since volume one. The description also promises the romance is spicier here than in the earlier books, so expect a heat level that has been climbing by design, with no sudden change of register anywhere.

Weak Spots in Dance of Kings and Thieves

Six is a hard number to walk in on, and the listing offers no assistance whatsoever. What assistance exists comes from latisha_24, who lays out the architecture nobody at the publisher bothered to explain: the first three books belong to one land and one couple, and books four through six continue with a different set of characters. That single sentence is the most useful thing on the whole page for a newcomer. It is also dated October 30, 2022, five months ahead of the March 28, 2023 release attached to this recording, which tells you the column was gathered from people who met the story in another format first.

Bew's four-star entry is the only dissent here, and it is unusually diagnostic. Bew keeps reading the series, calls the plot adventurous and thrilling, and still reports having a hard time concentrating and never becoming emotionally invested, right down to characters suffering or dying without producing much reaction. The reason offered is stylistic: with LJ reading style, the note says, there were fewer conversations and more on story telling. Note who is being credited in that sentence. LJ is the author. The reading style under discussion is prose on a page, not anything Stina Nielsen did at a microphone.

The arithmetic under the badge is unusually clean for once. Eight votes average 4.5, which fixes the pool at thirty-six points. The five graded reviews account for twenty-three of them, three fives and two fours. That leaves thirteen points spread across three people who voted and wrote nothing, and thirteen across three whole-star votes admits only two arrangements: a five, a five, and a three, or a five and a pair of fours. Either way somebody in that silent trio graded the book lower than anybody who took the trouble to explain themselves, and no explanation exists.

Who It's For

Come to this one at book six or do not come at all, because the description assumes you already know who the Nightrender is, why Malin never wanted the crown, and what the Black Palace has been doing for five volumes. Readers who are already inside get the payoff: kingdoms converging, a heat level the copy says has been rising, and an ending the blurb calls final. And anyone who likes fantasy romance built from a thief guild, a cursed beast, and fae politics rather than court manners will find the ingredients list here unusually generous.

Do not start here if you want a self-contained story, since nothing in these thirteen hours was designed to stand alone and the copy makes no pretense that it was. Do not start here either if you need a finished arc. The blurb says final battle; a reader grading it four says the game of crowns has only begun, and asks for another character's book on top. Both statements sit on the same page and only one of them can be describing this recording. If you want the whole legend, the review column suggests you will be waiting a good while longer for it.

Can this audiobook stand on its own at book six?

It cannot. The description opens on a fight already underway and takes for granted that you know the Nightrender, the Black Palace, and why Malin never wanted a crown. latisha_24 supplies the map the publisher does not: books one to three follow one land and one couple, while four to six continue with different characters.

Should the final battle promise on this audiobook be believed?

Hold it loosely for now. The copy calls this the final stand in the Eastern Kingdom and the final battle of thieves and kings. A reader who graded it four contradicts both phrases, describing a legend still incomplete, a second crown merely secured, and another character's story left owing. Both versions share a single page.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Dance of Kings and Thieves

Perfection! I loved every minute of this one! Allies, friends, and family all come together in this epic battle for the crown!I enjoyed the bend with characters from the North and East kingdoms. It was fun to see them interact and the bonds between them develop and grow. It was...

- Ashley
★★★★☆

good plot, great connection

A good adventurous thrilling plot with great characters and connection. With that being said, I have a hard time concentrating on their stories. Yes, it was a fun read (which is the reason why i keep on continue reading the series) but I wasn’t emotionally invested. I love the character...

- Bew
★★★★★

I cannot wait until the next book!

I have been searching for a while for a good epic adventure series. One that creates worlds and characters that draw me in and captivates me. One that had an intriguing storyline and plot. THIS IS THAT SERIES! I stumbled across this author by simply searching. I am so glad...

- latisha_24
★★★★★

Great author

Great story

- Kindle Customer
★★★★☆

Game of Crowns

The game of crowns has only begun. We still don’t have the full legend and what is going to come to a head, but crown two is secured. Multiple kingdoms are barely explored but add to the world building and add questions. There is a part with a sea king...

- Kimonolady

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