Come On Shore and We Will Kill and Eat You All
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By Christina Thompson

Narrated by Sarah Mollo-Christensen

🎧 8 hours and 29 minutes 📘 Tantor Media 📅 September 8, 2020 🌐 English
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Come on Shore and We Will Kill and Eat You All is the story of the cultural collision between Westerners and the Maoris of New Zealand, told partly as a history of the complex and bloody period of contact between Europeans and the Maoris in the late 18th and early 19th centuries, and partly as the story of Christina Thompson’s marriage to a Maori man.

As an American graduate student studying history in Australia, Thompson traveled to New Zealand and met a Maori known as “Seven.” Their relationship is one of opposites: he is a tradesman, she is an intellectual; he comes from a background of rural poverty, she from one of middle-class privilege; he is a “native”, she descends directly from “colonizers.” Nevertheless, they shared a similar sense of adventure and a willingness to depart from the customs of their families and forge a life together on their own.

In this book, which grows out of decades of reading and research, Thompson explores cultural displacement through the ages and the fascinating history of Europeans in the South Pacific, beginning with Abel Tasman’s discovery of New Zealand in 1642 and Cook’s circumnavigation of 1770.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Sarah Mollo-Christensen handles the dual register of memoir and history with poise. Her voice has warmth without sentimentality, which suits Thompson’s measured prose.
  • Themes: Colonial encounter, Maori resistance, intermarriage across the colonial divide, cultural displacement over centuries
  • Mood: Reflective and intellectually generous, occasionally wistful
  • Verdict: A rare book that uses one woman’s marriage as a lens for examining five centuries of Pacific contact history. The history sections are exceptional and the memoir framing earns its place without dominating.

I came to this audiobook in the middle of a longer stretch of Pacific history listening, and Christina Thompson’s book arrived at exactly the right moment to complicate everything I thought I understood about the European encounter with the Maori. The title is drawn from a Maori warning delivered to early European visitors, one of the grimmer first-contact exchanges recorded in colonial history, and Thompson uses it to set up a question the book spends eight hours carefully turning over: what does it mean to cross that line, not just historically but personally?

Thompson married a Maori man named Seven. She was an American graduate student studying history in Australia when they met in New Zealand, and the asymmetry between them is deliberate and unflinching from the first pages. He is a tradesman; she is an intellectual. He comes from a background of rural poverty; she from one of middle-class privilege. He is Indigenous to this land; she descends directly from the colonizers whose history she studies. She does not romanticize these differences or pretend they dissolved in love. That honesty is one of the book’s most appealing qualities, and it distinguishes Come On Shore from the genre of cross-cultural love memoir that can sometimes settle into comfortable resolution before the hard questions have been properly examined.

The History That Carries the Weight

Where the book genuinely opens up is in the historical sections, which form the substantial majority of what you receive across eight and a half hours. Thompson begins with Abel Tasman’s 1642 encounter with New Zealand, works through the Cook circumnavigations of the 1770s, and charts the slow and frequently bloody collision of two worlds through the late 18th and early 19th centuries. She has a historian’s habit of specificity that makes the narrative concrete rather than schematic: particular encounters, particular misunderstandings, particular moments of violence and accommodation. The decades of research behind the book are evident without ever making the prose feel like annotated bibliography.

One reviewer found the personal story lacking compared to this historical material, and I understand that response. The history is genuinely excellent, and it could sustain a book on its own terms. Thompson draws on a deep knowledge of the period to bring voices and incidents to life that have received limited attention in English-language history. The 18th-century Maori chiefs who traveled to Europe, the missionaries whose impact was simultaneously destabilizing and preservational, the particular cruelties and occasional decencies of the contact period: all of it is rendered with the kind of careful particularity that separates serious popular history from the survey genre.

What the Memoir Can and Cannot Carry

The personal narrative is deliberately restrained. Thompson does not give readers the memoir-intimacy that some will want, the slow accumulation of domestic detail, the texture of an intercultural marriage day to day, the full arc of a relationship that produced children and endured across years. What she gives instead is a structuring device: her own position as someone who crossed the colonial divide in a very literal sense becomes the vantage point from which she examines the larger history. The memoir is scaffolding for the argument, not the argument itself.

One listener described this tension directly, saying the personal story left them wanting more about the author. That is a fair response if you approach the book primarily as memoir. It becomes less of a concern if you understand it as a history that uses memoir as its organizational spine. The professional and personal are in conversation throughout, but the professional consistently takes priority, and listeners who make peace with that division will find the eight and a half hours richly rewarding.

Sarah Mollo-Christensen as Guide

Mollo-Christensen is well-suited to this material. Thompson’s prose is calm and considered; it doesn’t seek emotional effect, it seeks clarity. The narration honors that consistently across eight and a half hours. There is no reaching for emotional underscoring in the historical passages, and the memoir sections don’t suddenly become more intimate in performance than they are on the page. That consistency is valuable in a hybrid work of this kind. The transitions between historical analysis and personal reflection are managed smoothly, and Mollo-Christensen keeps the two registers distinct without making them feel like sections of two different books crammed into one spine.

Best for History-First Readers, Not Memoir-First

This is ideal for listeners who want New Zealand history with personal texture but are not looking for a conventional memoir. Anyone preparing to visit New Zealand, or anyone already familiar with the country who wants to understand the colonial encounter in granular historical terms, will find substantial value here. The book has attracted over 600 ratings and maintains a 4.2 average, a wide audience that suggests it crosses the memoir-history divide effectively for most readers. Skip it if your primary interest is the personal relationship rather than the historical material. The balance of the book leans decisively toward the academic, and the marriage is more organizing frame than sustained subject.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the book require prior knowledge of Maori history or New Zealand to follow?

No. Thompson builds the historical context from first contact in the 1640s, and the book is explicitly designed as an introduction to the subject for curious readers. One reviewer described it as the perfect introduction to Maori history and culture for anyone who wants to understand New Zealand.

Is this primarily memoir or primarily history?

Primarily history, with memoir as an organizing frame. The personal story of Thompson’s marriage to a Maori man runs through the book but does not dominate it. Listeners expecting equal weight between the two strands may find the personal sections thinner than they anticipated.

How does Sarah Mollo-Christensen handle Maori names and terms?

With evident care and consistency. Maori names and place names are handled with audible attention rather than Anglicized approximations, which matters considerably in a book where language and cultural respect are central themes.

The title sounds alarming. Does the book explain where it comes from?

Yes, and early in the text. The title is drawn from a Maori warning delivered to early European explorers, and Thompson unpacks the historical encounter it comes from without sensationalizing it. The title functions as a provocation that the narrative then carefully and patiently contextualizes.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

An Informative and Delightful Read!

Thompson's writing is clear and purposeful from start to finish. This is one of the most enlightening memoirs I have ever read. For any reader who is the least bit curious about the Maori of New Zealand COME ON SHORE is a must read, because Thompson's insights are personal. She…

– Traveling Librarian
★★★★☆

Good history lesson, tepid life story

I genuinely enjoyed the history lessons and found myself Googling many things mentioned in this book to learn more. To me, it was the perfect introduction to the Maori history and culture.The personal story that is weaved into the book felt lacking. I was left wanting to know much more…

– K. Ahlquist
★★★★★

fascinating

I wanted to get a feel for New Zealand before I visited. I liked the history elements and the author’s personal story. Helped me understand a bit about the culture and life in New Zealand.

– Bev Obenchain
★★★☆☆

A Mixture of Biography and History

This was recommended as a book to read before traveling to New Zealand. It feels a little dated given the awakening around racism in the 21at century. I tend to prefer my histories chronologically, and the interruption of personal anecdotes wasn't what I was expecting. Some readers might find the…

– Older Mom
★★★★★

A FASCINATING READ

As an American transplant to New Zealand, I have to say that I found Christina Thompson's book an absolutely fascinating read. And as the author of two books on New Zealand myself (the second one a work-in-progress), I have to say that her volume has add immeasurably to my effort…

– Bruce M. Petty

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