Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan | Audiobook Review

Part of Cirque Du Freak, the Saga of Darren Shan #2

By Darren Shan

Narrated by Ralph Lister

🎧 5 hours and 5 minutes 📘 Blackstone Audio, Inc. 📅 September 17, 2013 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

The nightmare continues for the new vampire's assistant in the second installment of the New York Times best-selling Saga of Darren Shan.

Darren Shan was just an ordinary schoolboy until his visit to the Cirque du Freak. Now, as he struggles with his new life as a vampire's assistant, he tries desperately to resist the one temptation that sickens him, the one thing that can keep him alive. But destiny is calling. The Wolf Man is waiting.

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The name on the author line also belongs to the schoolboy in the story. Darren Shan wrote this book, and Darren Shan is the ordinary boy who visited the Cirque du Freak and came out of it as a vampire's assistant. That collapse between teller and told is the engine of the entire saga, and it is the first thing anyone needs to know about this audiobook, because nothing in the description bothers to explain that the byline and the narrator are the same invented person. Five hours and five minutes, read by Ralph Lister, of a boy recounting his own damnation under the name of the writer who made him up.

A Closer Look at Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Darren's problem in volume two is appetite. The description is short and exact about it: as he struggles with his new life as a vampire's assistant, he tries desperately to resist the one temptation that sickens him, which happens to be the one thing capable of keeping him alive. That is a clean moral engine for a horror series aimed at young readers, and it needs no elaboration. Destiny is calling, the copy adds, and the Wolf Man is waiting. Two sentences of plot and one promise of a monster, which is close to the right ratio for a five-hour book written for readers who want the next thing to happen immediately.

D. R. Pitts, writing in 2010 as a fifty-eight-year-old woman with a long habit of reading action-based fiction, supplies the fullest account of what this series does beyond the fangs. The judgment offered is that Cirque Du Freak is not merely about being a vampire or belonging to a freak show, but about loyalty and friendship and what makes a real family in the absence of blood relation. That reading explains why the saga ran as long as it did. It comes from a reviewer so taken with the books that she made a gift of all of them, and then the text breaks off before naming who received them. That response is dated 2010, which becomes relevant in a moment.

What Makes Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Worth Hearing

Ralph Lister holds the sole narrator credit, and the assignment is a boy's first-person voice sustained for five hours beside a vampire, a wolf man and an entire circus of performers. A single-reader horror recording pitched at younger listeners rests almost entirely on whether the narrating child sounds like a child rather than an adult impersonating one. The listing supplies the name and stops there. Blackstone Audio produced it in September 2013, which is the only date on this page that describes the recording rather than the novel underneath it, and that distinction turns out to matter a great deal here.

Five hours and five minutes is short, and for this series that brevity is deliberate. The installments were built to move: this one arrives, delivers a temptation and a monster, and leaves. An evening covers the whole thing. Anyone weighing whether to commit to a long saga can test the entire proposition in one sitting, which is a real advantage of a short book sitting early in a long sequence, and it lowers the cost of finding out that the register is not for you.

Things to Know Before Starting Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Speed Demon's five-star response recommends the author's work by pointing at something called the McCabe, which appears nowhere else on this listing and goes unexplained in the review itself. That is representative of the column's general looseness. The same response describes reaching this universe first through a comic book adaptation before ever reaching the novels, a genuinely useful piece of context and also a reminder that the people writing here arrived from every direction except this recording.

July 2010 and June 2012 are the dates on two of the five responses, and the recording was published in September 2013. Both of those readers were describing a printed book that existed years before any audio version of it did. The 2012 review is entirely concerned with expectations set by the movie and then broken by the second novel, a fine observation about the story that says nothing whatever about five hours of Ralph Lister. The column here is pooled across editions, and a substantial part of it predates the thing actually being sold.

One vote produced the 4.7 badge, which is not a figure a single whole-star vote can generate under any rounding rule that exists. The counter says one; five written responses sit underneath it. Whatever the badge is reporting, it is not an average of the grades you can see, four of which are fives and one a four. Ignore the number and read the column, keeping the dates in mind while you do.

Who Darren Shan Is Writing For

Middle-grade and early-teen readers who want horror with teeth still in it are the audience, and the responses support that. Emily calls the series spooky, creative and fun to read. Kindle Customer praises action scenes described as intense and horror scenes described as brutal, admiring how well the two flow together. That is a warning as much as a recommendation, and it is an accurate one. Nothing about this is gentle, and the description does not pretend otherwise: a boy is starving for something that disgusts him, and a wolf man is waiting at the end of it. Parents deciding for a younger listener should read those two review lines before the blurb.

Horror-curious young listeners who already met Darren in book one will find volume two doing what a second installment ought to do, deepening the bargain instead of repeating the setup. Anybody who has seen the film and expects the same plot should keep moving, or at minimum recalibrate. Amazon Customer went in expecting the movie's story, found something else entirely, and rated the book higher for the difference, not lower. That is the most useful sentence in the column for anyone who came to the series through the screen first.

Five hours, one reader, a boy sharing a name with the writer inventing him, and a review column a good part of which predates the recording. Younger listeners moving through the saga in order will need none of that explained to them.

Should the first Cirque du Freak audiobook come first?

Yes. This volume opens with Darren already an assistant, already resisting the temptation the previous book delivered him into, and the description assumes you know how he got there. The series field marks it as book two of the saga. Five hours leaves no room to recap an origin the first volume spent itself telling.

Why does the rating badge say 4.7 from a single vote?

Because the counting has gone wrong somewhere. One whole-star vote cannot average to 4.7 by any rounding convention, and five written responses sit beneath a counter reading one. The grades you can actually see run four fives and a four, which makes a far better guide than the number above them.

Is this audiobook the same story as the film?

Not according to the one reviewer who checked. That respondent began the series after seeing the movie, expected the second book to follow the same line, and reports being completely wrong about it, then rated the novel higher for the difference. Anyone arriving from the screen should reset expectations before pressing play.

How frightening is it for younger listeners?

Genuinely frightening in places. One response praises action scenes it calls intense and horror scenes it calls brutal, and the story hinges on a boy resisting a hunger that sickens him. Another calls the series spooky, creative and fun. Treat this as horror written for young readers, not a softened version.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Blood

I was really looking forward to this book and I was not disappointed. I have been a fan of Darren Shan for many years now. I have read several of his books and quite a few comic book adaptations of some of them. I have enjoyed every single one of...

- Speed Demon
★★★★★

Fun to read.

I love this series it's spook and creative and fun to read

- Emily
★★★★★

Cirque Du Freak series

Love love love this vampire-based book series. I am a 58 year old female, however, I have always enjoyed "boy" type, action based fiction books as a reader. What I found about the entire Cirque Du Freak series, however, was that it was not JUST about being a vampire, or...

- D. R. Pitts
★★★★☆

A true page turner!

I must say that the Vampires assistant was not the book I was expecting it to be. Having begun reading the series because I saw the movie and was intrigued, I expected the second book to follow pretty much the same story line as the movie much the way the...

- Amazon Customer
★★★★★

wonderful read!

Wow the action scenes are so intense and the horror scenes are so brutal! I love how well they flow.

- Kindle Customer

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