Castle of the Noobs
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Castle of the Noobs by Ryan Rimmel | Audiobook Review

Part of Noobtown #3

By Ryan Rimmel

Narrated by Johnathan McClain

🎧 16 hours and 33 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 May 19, 2020 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Jim and his shoulder demon have survived everything the world has thrown at them. So far.

However, there is an encroaching war between two great kingdoms. In between the two armies stands an ever-growing town, led by a Noob.

With goblins, trolls, angry Wargs, and an expanding refugee crisis, will Jim and his companions manage to restore Windfall Valley or have they finally met their match?

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Jim and his shoulder demon walk into this third Noobtown audiobook already carrying, by the synopsis's own account, a running tally of everything the world has thrown at them so far. Castle of the Noobs does not let the pace drop. Two kingdoms are marching toward war, a swelling refugee town sits squeezed between their armies, goblins and trolls and angry Wargs crowd the treeline, and the whole mess is nominally governed by a leader whose title is simply Noob. Underneath the joke of that title sits a genuinely serious premise, a town of refugees with nowhere else to go, and the series gets real mileage out of playing that tension for both comedy and something closer to warmth, without ever fully setting the jokes aside to do it.

Five Reviews From Three Countries Mostly Agree

The five reviews attached to this listing agree on more than they disagree on. Dillon sapp calls it a good addition to a great series and singles out the banter between characters as the strongest ingredient, adding that the book's length felt right for the story being told, though the same review flags a slow pace and admits to wishing for a refresher on the first two books before diving into this one. Rick goes further, describing Castle of the Noobs as one of the best entries in the genre, and specifically credits Ryan Rimmel for folding in Dungeons & Dragons references without leaning on them too hard, more seasoning than crutch. Manolo Macchetta, writing in Italian, describes the series as finally finding its own rhythm here, with side characters given real shape, characters leveling up and developing in ways that reward readers who have stuck around, and easter eggs handled with some cleverness rather than dropped in for their own sake. Where the reviews split is pace and staying power: Core's review calls the three books hit and miss on pacing and admits the initial excitement had faded by this point, even while saying enough still works to justify picking up a fourth book out of curiosity alone. The five reviews here also come from three different countries, the United States, Italy, and Australia, which says something about how far a niche comedic fantasy series can travel once readers start passing it along.

McClain Narrates Goblins, Wargs, and One Demon

The strongest case for staying with this series by book three comes from what two reviewers volunteer without being asked. Kindle Customer calls the whole thing a relaxing listen, praising the running jokes and, more specifically, the city-building thread running through Windfall Valley's slow recovery. Dillon sapp's own list of what works reads almost like a checklist: enjoyable characters, fun banter, a satisfying length, and an end battle that lands. Rick takes on a specific criticism head-on: some readers apparently pushed back on Jim still grieving his wife a full month after losing her, and Rick's counter-argument is that the depth of that grief, the kind you would feel if your own spouse died or you were swept away somewhere you knew you would never see them again, is proof of how real the marriage read on the page, not a pacing flaw. Dillon sapp's review backs up the momentum of the back half specifically, calling the end battle enjoyable even while marking the middle stretch as slow. Johnathan McClain narrates the full mix of goblins, trolls, Wargs, and one deadpan shoulder demon, and whatever your entry point into comedic fantasy, that combination of low stakes and high jokes is the draw here, not a plot built for surprise. If you came to the series for the comedy, book three keeps that promise intact.

Skill Mechanics and Timeline Both Feel Skimped

Castle of the Noobs is book three of Noobtown, and the listing is not shy about assuming you already know who everyone is. Dillon sapp's review says as much directly, admitting to wishing for a refresher on the first two books before starting this one, and flags the handling of character sheets and skill mechanics as skimped over in places, since the story increasingly treats its own systems as background once the world stops needing to explain itself. That same review calls out an auto-language-translation device that works fine in some scenes and feels rushed in others, a small mechanical wrinkle in a world that otherwise runs on internal logic. Core's review notices a genuinely strange side effect: the internal timeline reads as inconsistent, though the story apparently gets ahead of the complaint by having a character point out that time itself runs strangely here, which either resolves the wrinkle or merely names it, depending on how forgiving you are feeling. Kindle Customer's one complaint is a subplot involving a frightened wizard that drags on longer than it earns, drawn out long past the point that reviewer's patience could stretch. For anyone counting stars, the badge reads 4.6 across five votes, which only works if those five votes add up to exactly 23 of a possible 25, two points shy of a perfect sweep, a tight cluster of near-universal enthusiasm rather than a book that split its audience. One quirk worth flagging on the cataloging side: this comedic fantasy carries a Classics tag, which sits oddly next to goblins, Wargs, and a joke about a town literally named after its own inexperience. Treat the label as a filing error rather than a promise about the prose style waiting inside.

Already Inside the Joke? This Book Delivers

This one is for listeners already inside the Noobtown joke: people who want Dungeons & Dragons-flavored humor, a slow-building recovery arc for a town under siege, and banter-heavy ensemble scenes more than a tightly plotted single storyline. If you have not heard the first two books, several reviewers suggest you will feel the gap, since this is not built as a fresh entry point, and the emotional beats around Jim's grief land harder once you already know what he lost. Skip it if you want a fast, plot-forward fantasy war story, since the pace draws real complaints even from listeners who otherwise liked it, and skip it too if inconsistent internal worldbuilding rules pull you out of a story rather than amusing you, or if you need every mechanic spelled out before you can enjoy a scene built around it. Stay for the found-family comedy and the slow, stubborn rebuilding of a town that refuses to stop taking in strangers, goblins and Wargs at the gate notwithstanding.

  • Read by: Johnathan McClain covers the full ensemble solo, from Jim down to a whole refugee town's worth of side characters.
  • At its heart: found family under siege, city-building as comfort, grief played straight inside a joke.
  • Vibe: Comedic fantasy with a slow-burn rebuild at its center.
  • Short version: Come for the Noobtown joke and stay if you already know the first two books, but do not expect it to work as a cold open.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will missing the first two Noobtown audiobooks ruin Castle of the Noobs?

Probably not ruin, but you will notice the gap. One reviewer says outright that going in cold left them wanting to circle back and catch up on earlier events, since the story leans on established relationships and running jokes rather than re-explaining them. New listeners can follow the plot, but returning fans will catch far more of what is actually funny here.

Does the Castle of the Noobs audiobook explain its own LitRPG-style mechanics for new listeners?

Not fully. One review specifically flags the handling of character sheets and skill systems as skimmed over, since the story treats its own game-like rules as background rather than stopping to explain them. If detailed mechanics are what draw you to this genre, this entry assumes you already picked up the vocabulary earlier in the series.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Good addition to a great series

Really enjoyed this addition,The good,Enjoyable characters with fun banter.Length of book felt right.End battle was enjoyable.Slow pace.The badCould of used a refresher on past events, I found myself wishing I reread the first two books to remember more events.Not a fan of what felt like skimping over character sheets or...

- dillon sapp
★★★★☆

Over all a decent story. . .

Over all, I have enjoyed the 3 books of the series, so far, its been hit and miss "pace wise", if their was a 4th book, I would purchase it out of curiosity. But the "honey moon" phase of this experience is definitely over after Binge reading the 3 books....

- Core
★★★★★

This is a fun story, one of my favorites in the genre

Great light reading. I love the humor and the references to D&D without being too slavish about it.A couple of people have complained because the protagonist is not over his wife after a whole month of being on his own. To me, that actually speaks to the fact that he...

- Rick
★★★★★

la serie prende davvero il suo ritmo

In questo volume la serie prende davvero il suo ritmo: ti strappa qualche (mezza) risata, comprimari ben disegnati, i personaggi livellano e si sviluppano, pieno di ester eggs e gli avversari vengono gestiti in maniera intelligente. Insomma è un libro che vale la pane leggere se vi piace il genere...

- Manolo Macchetta
★★★★★

Love it.

Just a really relaxing series to read really. The running jokes are great and I really enjoy the city building aspect of it. The one black mark I have I think was how drawn out the whole situation with a certain scared wizard was. Very frustrating to observe it from...

- Kindle Customer

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Alexandra Reed

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