Brackish Waters
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Brackish Waters by Matt Boren | Audiobook Review

By Matt Boren

Narrated by Christina Applegate

🎧 1 hour and 55 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 March 18, 2021 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Christina Applegate slays in this unfiltered comedy about a fed-up mom having an epic existential meltdown after the vacation from hell

When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.

Upon her return home, Kate, a failed writer, sets out to publish the world’s most anthemic one-star Yelp review of SeaView at Sandpiper Bay, detailing her week from hell on its brackish waters. And it will be her masterpiece.

At first, it feels good to let her white-knuckled fingers fly ragefully across the keys. But after a while, Kate wonders: Is her Yelp review like the vacation itself, an ill-advised Band-Aid on problems she doesn’t know how to fix?

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  • Performance: Christina Applegate's performance as Kate transforms this audiobook: she delivers the self-aware bitterness with a timing that makes the comedy land harder than it would with any other voice, and she knows exactly when to play the sadness underneath.
  • What it covers: failure and reinvention, dark comedy, creative desperation
  • Feel: Darkly funny and unexpectedly moving, with a sharp satirical edge
  • Our call: A comedy audiobook that earns its darkness, largely because Applegate brings a kind of authenticity to Kate that the material needs to work at the level it reaches.

Kate arrives at a failing New England resort with one week, the wreckage of a writing career she can barely discuss without flinching, and the uneasy suspicion that the disaster unfolding around her might be exactly what she needs to finally write something real. That's the setup for Brackish Waters, Matt Boren's debut novel, read in its audiobook form by Christina Applegate. Boren: a longtime actor and television writer: brings a comic instinct for situation and timing that shapes almost every scene in the book, and the audiobook benefits from Applegate, who doesn't just narrate this story about a failed writer: she inhabits it with a specificity that makes the comedy feel personal rather than performed.

Boren Keeps Kate Difficult Instead of Lovable

The novel is set up as a comedy about creative failure, which is a crowded genre with a tendency toward either self-congratulatory irony or maudlin redemption arcs. Boren avoids both traps by keeping Kate genuinely difficult. She's not a lovable loser on her way to a comeback: she's someone who has spent years constructing explanations for why things didn't work out, and those explanations have become load-bearing parts of her personality. They hold her up and hold her back simultaneously, and Boren writes this without judgment, which is the only way to write a character like this without losing the reader. The comedy comes from recognition rather than condescension, and the distance between those two things is precisely where the book lives.

The resort setting gives the novel a compressed, stage-play quality that serves the audiobook format well. A limited cast of characters, a single location, a short timeline, a disaster foreshadowed from nearly the first scene: Boren uses these constraints to build the kind of accumulating comic pressure that works particularly well in audio, where you're inhabiting one continuous listening experience. The increasingly dysfunctional resort becomes the crucible that either gives Kate what she needs to write something real or confirms every excuse she's ever made. Boren earns the answer, and the audiobook earns the right to deliver it.

Applegate's performance history: television, film, and the particular kind of physical and verbal comedy she's been doing for decades: gives her a toolbox that's unusual in audiobook narration. She plays Kate as both a comedy character and a dramatic character simultaneously, which is what the role requires and what most narrators couldn't manage convincingly.

Applegate Calibrates Comedy and Genuine Feeling in Real Time

Applegate is the primary reason to choose the audiobook format over the print version. She delivers Kate's most deluded assessments with enough straight-faced commitment that they're funny, and when Kate is closest to something genuine, Applegate pulls back just far enough to let you feel it without overselling the emotion. The ability to calibrate those two registers in real time, scene by scene, is a significant craft achievement in audiobook narration and not something every skilled actor brings automatically to the format. Applegate brings it, and the book rewards it.

Boren's writing has a television pacing: scenes move quickly, dialogue is sharp, the structure is clean without being schematic. For audiobook listeners who have found literary fiction difficult to finish because the prose lingers past the point of patience, Brackish Waters offers a more kinetic experience. The darker moments arrive unexpectedly because the book has been moving fast enough that you don't see them until they're already there. That's a structural skill, and Boren deploys it with the ease of someone who has been timing comedy and drama in television rooms for years.

The dark comedy skews consistently toward the unsettling end of its register. The resort's dysfunction is not charming: it's genuinely chaotic in a way the novel finds funny while acknowledging that it's also unpleasant. Boren doesn't soften the edges, and Applegate doesn't soften them either. That's a feature if you like your comedy with teeth.

Resort Staff Are Funnier Than They Are Realized

This is a debut novel, and there are places where Boren's reach exceeds his grasp. The supporting characters at the resort are sharply drawn but occasionally underdeveloped past their comic functions, and the ending resolves more cleanly than the messy middle entirely earns. These are minor observations in the context of what the novel does well, but listeners who want secondary characters with as much interiority as Kate will find themselves wanting more than the story provides in those roles. The resort staff in particular are funnier than they are fully realized.

Listeners who prefer lighter comedy or want their protagonists more conventionally sympathetic should know what they're walking into. Kate is not easy company, and the humor requires tolerance for characters who are self-aware about their failures without being reformed by that self-awareness. The novel doesn't offer the comfort of a clean arc. It offers something more interesting, which is a character who is still mostly herself at the end: just slightly closer to being able to use it.

Applegate's Narration Alone Justifies Choosing the Audiobook

This audiobook is for listeners who enjoy darkly comic literary fiction with a strong, difficult protagonist and a narrator who can handle tonal complexity without flattening it. Fans of novels about creative failure and reinvention: the kind where the protagonist is smarter than their circumstances but not quite smart enough to stop making the same mistakes: will find Boren's debut scratches that specific itch. Applegate's narration is, independently, reason enough to choose the audio format over the print version.

Listeners who prefer lighter comedy or want their protagonists more conventionally sympathetic should be aware of what they're entering. Kate is difficult company, and the humor requires tolerance for characters who are self-aware about their failures without being transformed by that self-awareness. If that sounds like entertainment rather than discomfort, this is exactly the right audiobook. Boren and Applegate make a persuasive case that comedy about people who can't quite get out of their own way is more interesting than comedy about people who can.

Questions Listeners Ask

How dark does the comedy in the Brackish Waters audiobook get, and does the tone stay consistent?

The comedy is consistently dark throughout: the humor comes from a protagonist who is genuinely failing and largely responsible for her own failures. Boren and Applegate don't soften this or redeem it prematurely. The tone is maintained from beginning to end, and the ending doesn't undo what the rest of the book earns.

Is Brackish Waters a debut novel, and does that show in the audiobook?

It is Matt Boren's debut, and some of the secondary characters feel underdeveloped past their comic roles. The central premise and protagonist are fully realized, and the writing has the assured pacing of someone with significant television writing experience. The weaknesses are minor relative to the overall achievement.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Christina Applegate Soars Once Again

Matt Boren's "Brackish Waters" initially serves as a travelogue for any of us who remembers family vacations going sour due to one parent's displeasure with the entire journey from the onset. I personally experienced it many times as a child, so it didn't surprise me in any sense whatsoever once...

- Joseph Castro
★☆☆☆☆

Too much whining

I listened to this on a plane trip, until I couldn't listen anymore. Way too much whining. I do not need that on a vacation...or ever. Unless you've never been on a disappointing vacation, and wish you could hear about someone else's terrible experience, you might prefer reading/listening to something...

- L. Friedman
★★★★☆

Christina Applegate MAKES this story

If anyone other than Christina Applegate had narrated, I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed the story as much. Don’t take it too seriously and just enjoy the ride!

- Renee Price
★★★★★

Sarcastic, hilarious

I picked Brackish Waters because it was short, free with Audible, and narrated by Christina Applegate.What I didn’t know about this book before I picked it was that it would be hilarious.Christina Applegate plays the main character - Kate - who is going with her family on an all-inclusive vacation...

- Kelly Schuknecht
★★★★★

Norma Kramer (written derisively)

Christina Applegate's narration is the only reason I noticed this book on Audible. And boy am I glad I listened to it! A hilariously sarcastic listen wherein the MFC Kate recaps a horrific holiday experience with her nemesis Nora Kramer having a front row seat to her misery. Funny as...

- Kindle Customer

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

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