Ball Peen Hammer
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Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe | Audiobook Review

Part of The Morgan Brothers #3

By Lauren Rowe

Narrated by Lily Reynolds

🎧 12 hours and 20 minutes 📘 SoCoRo Publishing LLC 📅 July 14, 2016 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

From the USA Today and internationally bestselling author, Lauren Rowe, comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy: Ball Peen Hammer.

Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter - at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.

Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.

Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer” - which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.

Not. At. All.

No freakin' way.

Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.

Which I did.

Hard.

NOTE: Ball Peen Hammer is a standalone spicy, funny, forced proximity romantic comedy with feels that's interconnected with the books of The Morgan Brothers but can be listened to first and on its own with no prior listening required.

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I do not usually pick up romantic comedies on road trips, but that is exactly what I did with Ball Peen Hammer on a seven-hour drive from Lyon to Paris, and I spent at least four of those hours either laughing at something Keane said or being surprised that I actually cared what happened to him. Lauren Rowe has a reputation among romance readers for big emotional swings and a sense of humor that operates in genuinely lowbrow territory without apologizing for it. This book earns that reputation honestly.

The setup is familiar: two people who cannot stand each other are forced to share a car for a cross-country drive. Keane Morgan is objectively gorgeous, professionally cocky, and makes his living as a male stripper known as Ball Peen Hammer. Gemma is heading to UCLA and would rather be anywhere but in a car with him. You know where this is going. What you do not know until it is actually happening is how Rowe is going to handle the emotional landing.

Where This One Lands

The rom-com format lives and dies on the quality of its banter, and Rowe's banter is excellent. Keane is not simply the cocky himbo his introduction suggests. He is genuinely funny in a way that comes from intelligence rather than obliviousness, and the novel is careful to let Gemma's resistance be something more substantive than genre convention. She has actual reasons to keep the world at arm's length. Those reasons emerge slowly and they matter.

Rowe also makes an interesting structural choice: Keane is narrated in third person while Gemma narrates in first. The asymmetry creates a useful distance from Keane's interiority early in the book and makes the moment his perspective becomes more exposed feel genuinely earned. It is a small technical decision that pays dividends in the second half.

Reviewers consistently single out a specific scene, often described as a quiet moment of magic, without specifying what it contains, which is the right instinct. It is the moment the book stops being a romantic comedy and becomes something more complicated and honest, and it lands with the kind of precision that only works if you have been made to laugh first.

Why Ball Peen Hammer Works as an Audiobook

Lily Reynolds captures the dual register of the material without letting either one undermine the other. The comedy is bright and quick; Reynolds does not linger on the joke. When the tone shifts, she shifts with it, and her reading of the quieter second-half scenes has none of the awkwardness that can emerge when a narrator more comfortable in one mode is asked to switch to another.

At twelve hours and twenty minutes, this is a longer romance audiobook than many standalone titles, and the length gives the character dynamics room to develop at something other than a sprint. The road-trip middle section benefits most from this pacing, and Reynolds keeps the energy present without rushing to the destination.

What Gives Us Pause

The Morgan Brothers series connection is light and does not require any prior knowledge of Rowe's other work. References to Keane's brother Dax and his circle will make more sense to series readers, but they function as texture rather than prerequisite information. If you enjoy this book, the series provides more of the same world with different central couples.

Pay attention to how Rowe handles Keane's profession. There is an instinct in romantic comedy to treat a male stripper protagonist as either pure joke or redemption project, and Rowe does neither. Keane is good at his job, comfortable with it, and the narrative does not require him to leave it behind in order to become worthy of love. That is a more thoughtful choice than the genre usually makes.

The Right Listener for Ball Peen Hammer

This is well-suited for romance listeners who like their comedy with actual jokes rather than situation-only humor, and for readers who enjoy standalones that come attached to a series without being burdened by one. Anyone who has bounced off more earnest romantic comedy entries because the leads were too likeable from the start will find Rowe's pricklier approach a better fit. Those who need emotional restraint in their romance fiction will likely find this too full-throttle. Everyone else should expect to be entertained.

Before You Press Play

  • Narrator: Lily Reynolds handles the comedy and the emotional pivot with equal assurance, keeping Rowe's voice sharp throughout.
  • Subjects: Forced proximity, self-worth disguised as self-protection, the gap between performance and authenticity
  • Tone: Funny, fizzy, and unexpectedly tender
  • Bottom line: A standalone romantic comedy that earns its emotional moments by setting up the joke first and trusting the reader enough not to explain it.

Questions Listeners Ask

How explicit is the content in this audiobook?

The book is described as spicy, and the content is sexually explicit by standard romance conventions. Listeners comfortable with contemporary romance at the hotter end of the spectrum will find it in the expected range. This is not an open-door romance with minimal content.

Does Lily Reynolds narrate the whole book or does she share duties with a male narrator for Keane's sections?

Reynolds narrates the full audiobook as a single narrator. Since Keane's chapters are written in close third person rather than his own first-person voice, a dual-narrator approach was not used. Reynolds handles both narrative registers throughout.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

5 “I love you the most” stars.

GAH! Please excuse me a moment while I float away on a cloud of orgasmic, blissful feels and dance in what can only be described as bookworm heaven.Each and every time Lauren releases a book, I get dragged into another world. One where I live ALONGSIDE the characters. Their feelings...

- Sophie Broughton
★★★★☆

Hilarious and laugh out loud funny with a huge helping of an adorable, cute romance

Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe4.5 stars!!!“Still livin’ the dream, dolin’ out fantasies to the horny ladies one lap dance at a time.”Ever since I discovered Lauren Rowe with her fantastic series “The Club” I have been an addict. From the first read and every read thereafter I have gelled...

- DonnaC
★★★★★

Wow

I never write reviews, but this book was so awesome! Keane was such an original character. So full of joy, hilarious, silly and sexy. The banter between those 2 was phenomenal I laughed so much reading this book! Will definitely read again when I want a pick me up!!

- Kindle Customer
★★★★★

THE most beautiful 'Quiet Moment of Magic' I have EVER read.

Ok where to start... Firstly I have been sat in front of my laptop for hours wondering how on earth I even start this review. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to be so tongue tied over a book that his literally tipped my world on its axis.Lauren...

- Trish K Taylor
★★★★★

Drole , intelligent et une vrai bouffe dair frais

Super drole , tres sexy et charmeur ,voila notre heros , drole charmante sexy atypique et a moitié cassée suite a une aggression ( pas de description gore )voila notre heroine .la rencontre fait boum dans leurs coeurs et dans le notre.cest parfait pour une am a rire .cest aussi...

- Sophie 34

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