10 Things I Hate About Christmas
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10 Things I Hate About Christmas by A.J. Pine | Audiobook Review

By A.J. Pine

Narrated by Andi Arndt

🎧 5 hours and 58 minutes 📘 Audible Originals 📅 November 13, 2025 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

Bestselling author A.J. Pine drives home the holiday spice in this hysterically funny new road trip rom com!

If there’s one person Gemma Marshall can’t stand, it’s her office nemesis Theo Campbell, who just so happens to be her boss’s nephew. Whether Theo’s pulling her off a major account or hogging the office microwave, he constantly rubs her the wrong way...plus he has no business looking that sexy.

But everything changes when Gemma accidentally sends her uptight boss Eleanor a highly NSFW holiday gag gift meant for her bestie. Theo catches Gemma freaking out and offers her a lifeline: an invite to his aunt’s exclusive Christmas party in the festive holiday destination town of Tinsel, where she can intercept the inappropriate gift before it’s unwrapped.

For Theo, helping the woman upon whom he has an unrequited crush is a huge win. It’s a chance to spend time with her and finally get off her naughty list...and if they both lose their hearts along the way? Well, all’s fair in love and Christmas.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Andi Arndt brings her established warm, comedic first-person register to Gemma's chaos, reportedly joined by a second narrator, Sean Masters, for Theo's chapters.
  • Themes: Enemies to lovers, forced proximity, holiday chaos
  • Mood: Light, funny, a little spicy
  • Verdict: A satisfying, well-paced seasonal rom-com, best for listeners who already know they like this specific trope combination.

Gemma Marshall's mistaken gift is the kind of inciting incident that only works in a romantic comedy, and A.J. Pine wrings every ounce of chaos from it across this audiobook's road trip to Tinsel. One wrong email attachment, a holiday gag gift meant for her best friend, sent instead to her uptight boss, and Gemma's entire winter break turns into damage control alongside the one coworker guaranteed to make it worse.

That coworker is Theo Campbell, her office nemesis and her boss's nephew, a man whose crime, as far as Gemma is concerned, is mostly being annoyingly good-looking while stealing her accounts and hogging the break room microwave. Pine's structural trick is using Theo's connections, specifically an invite to his aunt's exclusive Christmas party in the town of Tinsel, as the excuse to trap two enemies together in a car for the entire back half of the book.

Where This One Lands

This is enemies-to-lovers built on a genuinely funny premise rather than a vague sense of bickering, and that specificity keeps it from feeling like a rerun of every other workplace-rivals holiday romance. The gift mishap gives the plot an actual ticking clock, intercept the package before Gemma's boss opens it, rather than a string of loosely connected cute-meet scenes, and the road trip structure forces Gemma and Theo into exactly the kind of close quarters the genre depends on.

Reviewer Jessica L.C. Weller calls it 'festive and fun,' and Meagan Honea highlights a specific line, Theo telling Gemma he has wanted her 'since the moment I saw your first eye roll,' as the moment the book's central joke, that his crush and her hostility were always the same energy, clicks into place. It is a light book that knows exactly how light it wants to be, and it does not overstay that welcome.

Tinsel functions as exactly the kind of fictional, impossibly festive small town the holiday romance genre has leaned on for years, snow-dusted, single-industry-cute, built entirely to host one exclusive Christmas party. Pine leans into that artificiality rather than fighting it, using the town's manufactured coziness as a pressure cooker that forces Gemma and Theo to keep running into each other in ways a real city never would.

The title itself winks at a much older romantic comedy, '10 Things I Hate About You,' itself a loose Shakespeare adaptation built on the same basic engine: proximity forcing two people who claim to despise each other into noticing they do not. Pine's version swaps Padua High for a holiday road trip and an office instead of a classroom, but the genre DNA, a running list of complaints that is secretly a running list of attractions, comes through clearly even without the title spelling it out.

Andi Arndt narrates Gemma, and this is squarely inside her established strength: warm, comedic first-person delivery for exactly this kind of enemies-to-lovers contemporary romance. She has built a real track record for making chaotic, high-energy heroines land as funny rather than exhausting, and Gemma, who spends a good chunk of this book in active crisis mode over one bad email, needs that specific comic timing to work.

Reviewer Jessica L.C. Weller's review credits a second narrator, Sean Masters, alongside Arndt, even though the listing's narrator field names only her, so expect a full dual-narrator production with Theo's chapters handled separately from Gemma's. That structure fits the synopsis, which gives real weight to Theo's internal perspective on his unrequited crush, suggesting the book alternates points of view rather than staying locked to Gemma's voice throughout.

A.J. Pine has built a career on exactly this kind of high-concept contemporary romance, and the synopsis's own billing as a 'bestselling author' reflects a real, established readership for holiday-specific romantic comedy. Listeners who enjoy the genre's yearly rhythm, a new seasonal entry to look forward to, will recognize Pine's name as a reliable return visit rather than a one-off experiment.

Before You Commit to 10 Things I Hate About Christmas

Reviewer Dirty D's three-star review, calling it 'equal parts cozy and laugh out loud fun,' is worth noting precisely because it is the most reserved of the three included here. Even positive listeners seem to land on this as a solid, enjoyable seasonal read rather than a genre standout, so calibrate expectations toward a satisfying holiday palate cleanser rather than the best romance of the year.

This released as an audio-first title, which means listeners hunting for a print edition afterward may have a harder time tracking it down than they would with a traditionally published romance. If you know you prefer reading over listening, that is worth checking before you start.

Reviewer Dirty D fills in a detail the synopsis only implies: Gemma has never actually made her boss Eleanor's exclusive holiday guest list before, which raises the personal stakes of this particular trip beyond simply intercepting an embarrassing gift. That detail matters, since it reframes the road trip as partly about Gemma finally being let into a room she has wanted access to for a long time, not just damage control.

Who Should Listen to 10 Things I Hate About Christmas

Fans of workplace enemies-to-lovers, forced-proximity road trip romance, and holiday-set rom-coms with real spice will find exactly what the genre promises here, delivered with a cast that clearly understands comic pacing. Listeners who already enjoy Andi Arndt's other narration work have good reason to trust this one sight unseen.

Skip it if holiday romance formulas feel stale to you no matter how well executed, or if you specifically want a slow-burn without the accelerant of a forced road trip. For everyone else looking for a short, funny seasonal listen, Tinsel is worth the drive.

Before You Listen

Is 10 Things I Hate About Christmas narrated by one person or two?

Reviewer credits indicate a dual narration, Andi Arndt and Sean Masters, even though only Arndt appears in the primary narrator listing, which matches the book's apparent dual point-of-view structure.

Do Gemma and Theo's chapters alternate between first-person perspectives in this audiobook?

The synopsis gives real weight to Theo's internal feelings, and the apparent two-narrator cast supports a structure that shifts between both leads rather than staying fixed on Gemma alone.

How explicit is this audiobook compared to a typical holiday romance?

The plot's inciting incident is an NSFW gag gift sent to the wrong person, which signals a flirtier, spicier tone than a strictly clean holiday read, though it stays within contemporary rom-com bounds.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★☆

Festive and Fun!

I really enjoyed this Audible Original! Cleverly written by A. J. Pine (and I love that his last name is Pine!) and narrated by Andi Arndt and Sean Masters, the story came to life!I needed something in between two other Christmas books, and this tied me over quite well!Gemma and...

- Jessica L.C. Weller
★★★☆☆

Equal parts cozy and laugh out loud fun

🎧 An Audible Exclusive that’s perfect for the season! Gemma works for Eleanor, an uptight boss who hosts an invite‑only holiday party in Tinsel, WI every year. Gemma has never made the guest list - but she hopes this year will be different, so she sends Eleanor a thoughtful gift.🎁...

- Dirty D 🍆
★★★★☆

“I’ve wanted you since the moment I saw your first eye roll.”

“I’ve wanted you since the moment I saw your first eye roll.”4 ⭐️Accidentally sending her boss a spicy Christmas gift intended for her best friend, Gemma finds herself on a road trip with Theo in hopes to find the gift before she does.Theo is her workplace archenemies & just so...

- Meagan Honea
★★★★★

Another fun read

This was so fun! It made me laugh out loud. Lola was such a hoot. Eleanor at the end of the book was so unexpected. Gemma was so funny and Theo was so smitten. Tinsel was once again the place that makes me excited for Christmas. I really have enjoyed...

- Booksy girl
★★★★☆

All the things I love about you

A feel good xmas sweet and short story. Gets you to your "tis the season mood". Narration is good. Story became a little boring at times but I just bumped up the speed to x1.25 and it helped it move along. Overall enjoyed the free read.

- Di

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Alexandra Reed

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