Devil's Chew Toy
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Devil's Chew Toy by Rob Osler | Free Audiobook

By Rob Osler

Narrated by Pete Cross

🎧 7 hours and 54 minutes 📘 Dreamscape Media, LLC 📅 February 8, 2022 🌐 English
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Seattle teacher and part-time blogger Hayden McCall wakes up sporting one hell of a shiner, with the police knocking at his door. It seems that his new crush, dancer Camilo Rodriguez, has gone missing, and they suspect foul play. What happened the night before? And where is Camilo?

Determined to find answers, pint-sized, good-hearted Hayden seeks out two of Camilo’s friends — Hollister and Burley — both lesbians and both fiercely devoted to their friend. From them, Hayden learns that Camilo is a “Dreamer” whose parents had been deported years earlier and whose sister is presumed to have returned to Venezuela with them.

Convinced that the cops won’t take a brown boy’s disappearance seriously, the girls join Hayden’s hunt for Camilo. The first clues turn up at Barkingham Palace, a pet store where Camilo had taken a part-time job. The store’s owner, Della Rupert, claims ignorance, but Hayden knows something is up.

And then there’s Camilo’s ex-boyfriend, Ryan, who’s suddenly grown inexplicably wealthy. When Hayden and Hollister follow Ryan to a secure airport warehouse, they make a shocking connection between him and Della — and uncover the twisted scheme that’s made both of them rich. The trail of clues leads them to the grounds of a magnificent estate on an island in Puget Sound, where they’ll finally learn the truth about Camilo’s disappearance — and the fate of his family.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Pete Cross keeps the pace light and the humor intact, his performance leans into the cozy mystery register without making the Seattle backdrop feel shallow.
  • Themes: LGBTQ amateur detective fiction, immigrant rights, community loyalty
  • Mood: Warm and propulsive, with a darker undercurrent than the cover suggests
  • Verdict: Rob Osler delivers the LGBTQ cozy mystery that the genre has been waiting for, flawed in the way all first novels are, but alive in ways most aren't.

I picked up Devil's Chew Toy on a rainy Thursday evening when I needed something that would move but not demand. I'd been burning through heavier stuff and wanted the audio equivalent of a good meal you don't have to cook yourself. What I got was that, and also something slightly more interesting: an LGBTQ cozy mystery that actually works, written by an author who clearly knows what the genre requires and is willing to push against it in small, productive ways.

Rob Osler's Seattle teacher Hayden McCall wakes up with a black eye and no memory of the previous night, with police at his door asking about the disappearance of Camilo Rodriguez, the man he'd just started crushing on. That's an efficient setup, disorientation, stakes, and character established in under a page. From there, the book follows Hayden as he assembles an unlikely investigative team with Hollister and Burley, two lesbians fiercely devoted to their missing friend, and begins tracing a thread that leads from a pet store called Barkingham Palace to a secure airport warehouse to a Puget Sound island estate.

Our Take on Devil's Chew Toy

The book's biggest strength is its ensemble. Reviewer FeistyFae, who reads extensively in the LGBTQ mystery genre and had been disappointed by other entries, called this the first one that lands it. The character chemistry between Hayden, Hollister, and Burley carries the novel through its more improbable plot mechanics. Reviewer Kindle Reader SNGriff, a self-described cis hetero middle-aged woman who rarely reads mysteries, found herself completely absorbed: 'I am a romance lover, I'm a sucker for love. And while this book was in all respects a mystery…' The book creates affection for its characters without requiring readers to share all their identity markers, which is genuinely difficult to do.

The Seattle setting is another asset. Reviewer SNGriff noted that reading the book as a Seattle resident felt like 'falling in love with new friends AND getting a tour of my hometown.' Osler's geography is specific and used narratively, not decoratively. Camilo's status as a Dreamer whose parents were deported to Venezuela provides the investigation with political stakes that lift the plot above pure entertainment without becoming a lecture.

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Pete Cross's narration is well suited to this material. The book's tone sits in that particular cozy-mystery zone where humor and genuine danger coexist, and Cross manages that balance consistently. He's got a light touch with Hayden's internal monologue, the blog posts about dating that one reviewer called cringe-worthy actually work better in audio than they might on the page, because Cross delivers them with enough self-aware timing that they read as character revelation rather than padding.

At just under eight hours, the listen is well-paced. The plot mechanics accelerate in the second half, and the island estate climax arrives with enough setup behind it that the reveal feels earned rather than arbitrary.

What to Watch For in Devil's Chew Toy

The book's central weakness is one reviewer identified with precision: the scale of the crime Hayden and his friends uncover is genuinely enormous, and their decision to handle it themselves rather than involve law enforcement, even given the community's understandable distrust of police, strains credulity. Reviewer Johnny T. Townsend, who loved the ensemble, put the problem squarely: 'No one in real life would think, Oh, I can handle this on my own.' The gay community's complicated relationship with law enforcement is a real and serious thing, and Osler acknowledges it, but the gap between that context and the specific criminal operation these characters decide to confront solo is wide.

Hayden's internal conflict, fear of life, a struggle with courage, is also flagged as underwritten by more than one reviewer. It's present, but the novel doesn't quite close the loop on it.

Who Should Listen to Devil's Chew Toy

LGBTQ readers who have wanted a cozy mystery with genuine representation and craft will find this delivers. Non-LGBTQ readers who enjoy character-driven amateur detective fiction set in specific American cities will be comfortable here. This is not literary fiction wearing a mystery costume. It's an entertainment with genuine warmth, and it earns that warmth honestly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Devil's Chew Toy the first book in a series, and does it work as a standalone?

It is the first Hayden McCall mystery. It functions well as a standalone, the central mystery is fully resolved, but the characters and Seattle setting are clearly established for further installments.

How does Pete Cross handle the tonal shifts between comedy and genuine danger?

Cross manages the balance well. The cozy mystery genre requires a narrator who can signal humor without undercutting stakes, and Cross calibrates that consistently. His delivery of Hayden's dating-blog entries is particularly well-judged.

Does the book's treatment of Camilo as a Dreamer feel integrated into the plot or added on?

Mostly integrated. Camilo's immigration status and the deportation of his family are central to the mystery's backstory and to why the investigation meets the obstacles it does. It's not incidental to the plot.

How does this compare to other LGBTQ mysteries in the cozy subgenre?

Reviewer FeistyFae, who reads widely in the genre, called it the first LGBTQ cozy mystery that actually delivers on its premise. The combination of Seattle setting, authentic ensemble chemistry, and a plot with real stakes distinguishes it from entries that have the representation but not the craft.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Ginger Power

Amateur sleuth stories are always fun. There’s often a moment, though, when you think, “Uh, maybe now is the time to call the cops.” Or the FBI. Or someone other than a baker. And given the serious nature of the crime Hayden and his friends discover, that’s a big problem…

– Johnny T. Townsend
★★★★☆

Best LGBTQ cozy mystery I've read yet!

I read a lot of this genre and have been trying to find an LGBTQ author in this genre. All of them have fallen flat. Finally! Osler lands it!The characters and humor were great! The plot pulled me along. I loved the book!There were two reasons it didn't get bumped…

– FeistyFae
★★★☆☆

Cute but Cringe

This is a fun mystery and I loved the characters but the MC has a blog on dating and the post are Beto d cringe worthy. If it weren’t for those, I’d say 4 stars

– Brenda Murray
★★★★★

Delightful & Fun. A must read.

If you are a fan of suberb writing, fast-paced plotting, and vibrant characters, you should read this book.A few facts about me: I am a cis hetero middle-aged woman who rarely reads mysteries. I am also intimately familiar with the world of writing. This book checks all the boxes for…

– Kindle Reader SNGriff
★★★★☆

Engaging Romp

Just what one needs to clear away the day's accumulation of dross. Interesting characters you'd enjoy as pals. The narrator keeps an active pace and the ending doesn't disappoint. Good fun all around.

– L. Counts

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