Cursed is the Worst
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Cursed is the Worst by E.J. Russell | Audiobook Review

Part of Mythmatched #4

By E.J. Russell

Narrated by Greg Boudreaux

🎧 3 hours and 32 minutes 📘 Reality Optional Press 📅 December 15, 2025 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

An awkward swan shifter walks into a barre...

...after he’s already walked into the door, two people on the street, and a rack full of tiny pink tutus. While bumping into the handsome dance instructor - multiple times - is no hardship, it’ll take a miracle to overcome Kiran’s clumsiness curse and get him dance-floor ready in time to partner his ballerina sister at her wedding without knocking her on her ass.

Miracles? Hardly ex-minion demon Taj Sekani’s scene. But with Kiran in his arms, the perfect pas de deux might finally be within his grasp.

But then Taj’s old master demands a favor. And Kiran takes a decidedly sketchy shortcut to terpsichorean competency. Without that unlikely miracle, their first dance could very well be their last.

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Cursed is the Worst opens on a very specific comic image: a swan shifter named Kiran walking into a door, two pedestrians, and a rack of tiny pink tutus on his way into a barre studio. The premise of an awkwardly cursed man seeking ballet lessons before his sister's wedding is a delight, and E.J. Russell executes it with the practiced ease of an author who knows exactly what kind of story she is telling. This audiobook, the fourth installment of the Mythmatched series, runs just three and a half hours, a deliberately contained piece that delivers its pleasures efficiently without padding them out past their natural length.

The Mythmatched universe that Russell has built across multiple interconnected series centers on supernatural beings navigating a world in which the mythological and the mundane coexist in complicated ways. Kiran is a swan shifter whose clumsiness curse makes his everyday life a comedy of collisions, and who needs to learn to dance well enough to partner his ballerina sister at her wedding without knocking her down. Taj Sekani is a former minion demon who left his old master's service and now runs a barre studio, hoping for a quiet professional life that keeps his infernal history safely in the past.

The collision, literal, in the first scene, between these two characters generates the romance in ways that feel organic to both their histories. Kiran's curse means every interaction with Taj risks physical comedy even as the emotional stakes build. Taj's past means the quiet domestic life he is trying to construct keeps getting interrupted by obligations he thought he had escaped. When Taj's old master demands a favor and Kiran takes a decidedly sketchy shortcut to terpsichorean competency, the two plot threads converge in ways that put both the romance and the relationship's future at real risk.

Boudreaux Times Slapstick Without Sound Effects

Greg Boudreaux's narration handles the tonal balance between physical comedy and genuine emotional stakes with care. Kiran's scenes require a performer willing to commit to slapstick in audio, conveying the chaos of walking into racks of tutus without a visual component, and Boudreaux manages this through vocal timing rather than sound effects. Taj's sections require a different register: weariness, self-protective restraint, and the gradual softening that romance demands. Boudreaux handles both without making either feel like a concession to the other.

One reviewer describes Cursed is the Worst as a lovely continuation of the Mythmatched series, noting that seeing characters from previous books brings such joy. That fan-service dimension, the cameos, the expanded sense of a world already inhabited, requires care in audiobook form because it can feel exclusionary to new listeners. Russell keeps the cameos light enough that they register as warmth rather than obligation, and the audiobook stands on its own for listeners coming to the Mythmatched world for the first time, though series regulars will naturally get more from the surrounding context.

This Novella Resolves Its Curse at Speed

At three and a half hours, Cursed is the Worst is a novella rather than a novel, and it functions accordingly. The plot does not have the room for the kind of sustained development that a longer work would allow, which means the midpoint complication, Taj's old master's demand and Kiran's sketchy shortcut, arrives and resolves with some speed. Reviewers who appreciated the cute and sweet quality of the story found this length appropriate. Those who need extensive world-building development may wish for more room.

Another reviewer observes that Kiran's curse ultimately leads him to the love of his life, that the book is cute, and that she loves the Mythmatched universe, with the cameos from previous characters always being fun. That summary captures the emotional simplicity that is the audiobook's deliberate design. Russell is not trying to write a complex psychological portrait. She is writing a short, warm, funny queer romance in a supernatural universe she has built with evident care. The audiobook delivers that precisely and without apology.

Fourth Installments Should Feel This Complete

Listeners already invested in the Mythmatched universe will find Cursed is the Worst a satisfying addition, the world-building is rich enough that returning to it for three and a half hours feels like visiting rather than starting fresh, and the cameos from previous characters will land for established fans. New listeners to E.J. Russell's work can start here without confusion, though the fuller pleasure of the series context will come with time spent in the universe.

The audiobook suits listeners who want queer romance woven naturally into fantasy rather than centered as its primary subject, and who enjoy physical comedy as a legitimate vehicle for emotional development. The ballet setting is specific enough to be charming and general enough not to require expertise. For fans of the light-supernatural romance subgenre, this audiobook is a satisfying listen from a writer who has clearly found her register and commits to it fully across the compact three-and-a-half-hour run.

As a final consideration for listeners deciding whether to start with this entry or an earlier Mythmatched installment: Russell's connected universe rewards patience. Cursed is the Worst functions on its own, but coming to it with familiarity with the wider world makes the cameos more resonant and the relationship between Taj's current life and his infernal past more charged. If you are new to the series and enjoy this audiobook, revisiting earlier installments afterward will add texture in retrospect. If you are an established fan, Kiran and Taj's story fits naturally into the universe Russell has been building, neither stretching the worldbuilding thin nor retreating from it. The audiobook is, in that sense, exactly what a good fourth installment ought to be: a complete story that makes the overall series feel richer for containing it.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

Good read.

4 1/2 StarsRead through Kindle UnlimitedCursed is the Worst is a lovely continuation of the Mythmatched series. I always enjoy dipping my toes back into this well-populated world the author has so beautifully crafted. Seeing characters from previous books in this series and other connected series brings a smile to...

- avid reader 1
★★★★☆

Sweet

Love the Mythmatced series, I enjoyed reading about Kiran and Taj. The story is entertaining, charming, enjoyable, and easy read.If you are looking for a light but engaging read, this whole series is great.

- LilMommi
★★★★★

Curses!

Curses may be negative and horrible things but Kiran’s curse ultimately leads him to the love of his life. This book was cute. I love the Myth Matched universe and the cameos by previous characters are always fun. Taj just wants to run his dance studio and Kiran just wants...

- Raven reads
★★★★☆

Good plotline

Written well. Highly original. I loved our ever-so clumsy main character. He's under a curse okay? And what about his ballerina sister who refuses to dance Swan Lake because she's a swan shifter and, goodness, that is just too-too cliche. Our other main character is a demon (yes, a demon!)...

- Lorraine, New Zealand
★★★★★

Short, sweet and funny M/M paranormal romance

Kiran Bakker has been cursed, self-invoked to save his younger sister Annemiek whom he dearly loves. Since he was 10yo, twenty years ago, he has been clumsy, very, very clumsy so much so that he tries to stay away from people and things as much as possible. He works for...

- Linda Reads

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