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Tiger, Meet My Sister… by Rick Reilly | Free Audiobook

By Rick Reilly

Narrated by Barry Abrams

🎧 9 hours and 38 minutes 📘 Tantor Audio 📅 September 8, 2020 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

In this hilariously funny essay collection, former ESPN columnist Rick Reilly com­piles the best of his sports columns – essays that include his expert opinion on athlete tattoos, NFL cheerleaders, and even running with the bulls in Pamplona.

Rick Reilly has no compunction telling listeners, in his quick-witted style, how he really feels about some of the most popular sports figures of our time. Wondering about quarterback Jay Cutler? “Cutler is the kind of guy you just want to pick up and throw into a swimming pool, which is exactly what Peyton Manning and two linemen did one year at the Pro Bowl.” Or how about Tiger Woods? “Sometimes you wonder where Tiger Woods gets his public-relations advice. Gary Busey?”

But for every brazen takedown, Reilly has written a heartwarming story of the power of sports to heal the wounded and lift the downtrodden: the young Ravens fan with cancer who called the plays for a few victorious games in 2012, or the onetime top NFL recruit who was finally exonerated after serving five years for a crime he didn’t commit. Whether he makes you laugh, cry, or just gets under your skin, Rick Reilly is sure to offer a unique and hilarious perspective on your favorite golf players, football teams, MVPs, and more.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Barry Abrams captures Reilly’s quick-witted, conversational tone effectively, making the column-style structure feel like a live reading rather than a recitation.
  • Themes: Sports culture, redemption and human resilience, celebrity takedowns
  • Mood: Punchy, warm, and frequently laugh-out-loud funny
  • Verdict: A sharp, entertaining sports essay collection that works especially well in audio, though readers who expect sustained narrative rather than column-length bursts should know what they are getting.

I was on a long drive back from a family weekend when I put this one on, mostly because I needed something that did not require the kind of focused attention a novel would demand after six hours on the road. By the time I had crossed the state line I had laughed out loud three times and found myself genuinely moved once. That is not a bad ratio for a collection of sports columns.

Rick Reilly spent years at Sports Illustrated and then ESPN as one of the most recognizable voices in American sports journalism, and Tiger, Meet My Sister is his attempt to collect the best of what he produced across that career. The title comes from his famous imagined introduction between Tiger Woods and his own sister, an invocation of Reilly’s willingness to say what the decorum of official sports media generally prevented people from saying out loud. The book is organized thematically, sections grouped around concepts like faults, fortitude, and family, and that structure, as reviewer Ronram notes, represents an improvement over his earlier collection Hate Mail from Cheerleaders, giving the work more shape without sacrificing the freewheeling energy of individual pieces.

Our Take on Tiger, Meet My Sister

What Reilly does well, and what this audiobook captures, is the rare combination of comic precision and genuine feeling. He can take you from a withering observation about Jay Cutler, described here as the kind of guy you just want to pick up and throw into a swimming pool, to a story about a young Ravens fan with cancer who called plays for a few games in 2012, and both registers feel authentic. He does not use sentimentality as a crutch, which is the main failure mode for sportswriters who want to be taken seriously as humanists. The emotional moments earn their weight because Reilly has spent so much of the surrounding pages being unsentimental.

Reviewer jeanny captures something important when she describes Reilly as smart funny, meaning witty and clever rather than broad or physical. His humor comes from observation and specificity. The line about Tiger Woods and his PR advisor Gary Busey is funny because it is exact, it names a very particular kind of chaos and applies it to a very particular kind of public relations disaster. That specificity is Reilly’s signature.

Why Listen to Tiger, Meet My Sister

Barry Abrams is a strong match for this material. Reilly’s columns have a speaking rhythm to them, they were always meant to be heard as much as read, and Abrams honors that without over-performing. He lets the jokes land naturally, doesn’t punch the punchlines, and handles the emotional tonal shifts without telegraphing them in advance. At nine hours and thirty-eight minutes, the audiobook is long enough to feel substantial without overstaying its welcome, and the column-length individual pieces make it easy to pick up and put down.

The thematic organization is also something that works particularly well in audio. When you are reading a physical book of essays, you can easily flip to find specific pieces. In audio, having the columns grouped by theme gives you a through-line that makes the listening experience feel less random. The fortitude section, in particular, lands with cumulative force that individual columns would not achieve in isolation.

What to Watch For in Tiger, Meet My Sister

Some cultural references have dated. Reilly’s columns span years, and certain sports controversies and figures who loomed large at the time of writing have receded in public consciousness. The Jay Cutler material lands differently now than it did when Cutler was actively dividing football fan opinion. That is the inherent limitation of collecting journalism: the urgency that made a piece sharp in the moment sometimes evaporates. Reilly’s best pieces, the human interest stories, the ones built around character rather than cultural moment, hold up better.

It is also worth noting that this is a collection, not a sustained work. The pleasures here are the pleasures of essay collections generally: high variability, occasional repetition of favorite themes, and the sense that you are getting glimpses rather than a complete picture. Reviewer J. Fulton’s sparse three-star note, humorous and entertaining, is both accurate and slightly beside the point. The question is not whether it is substantial enough to qualify as serious literature. The question is whether it does what it sets out to do, and on those terms it succeeds consistently.

Who Should Listen to Tiger, Meet My Sister

Sports fans who enjoy journalism and long-form column writing will find this immediately satisfying. Non-sports fans may also find more here than they expect: reviewer jeanny specifically notes it is not just for sports fans, and that is fair. The best pieces are about people who happen to be athletes, not about athletic performance in isolation. If you enjoyed writers like Gary Smith or Tom Friend at their best, Reilly operates in a similar register, though with more comedy.

Skip this one if you need narrative momentum or a single sustained argument. This is a collection, and it reads, or rather, sounds, like one. Come expecting variety and leave with your favorites.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Tiger, Meet My Sister work if you are not a deeply invested sports fan?

Yes, with some caveats. The best pieces are built around human stories that happen to involve athletes, and those land regardless of whether you follow the specific sport. Some of the takedown pieces require familiarity with figures like Jay Cutler or Tiger Woods to land fully, but Reilly provides enough context that even casual sports observers can follow along.

How does narrator Barry Abrams handle the tonal range from comedy to emotional storytelling?

Abrams is a natural fit for Reilly’s conversational, column-style prose. He keeps the comedic timing clean without over-performing the jokes, and handles the emotional gear shifts without telegraphing them. The listening experience feels like someone reading aloud who genuinely finds the material funny rather than an actor performing humor.

Is the audiobook format better or worse for a collection of sports columns than reading in print?

Many listeners find the audio version enhances the experience because Reilly’s prose has a spoken quality, it was written with rhythm and voice in mind. The thematic organization also helps in audio, giving the collection more structure than a random shuffle of columns would provide. The one downside is that you cannot easily skip to specific columns the way you could in print.

How does this compare to Reilly’s earlier collection Hate Mail from Cheerleaders?

Reviewer Ronram specifically addresses this: while Hate Mail from Cheerleaders was considered excellent, Tiger, Meet My Sister improves on it by organizing the columns into thematic sections rather than presenting them randomly. This gives the audiobook more cumulative structure and makes the listening experience feel more purposeful.

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Alexandra Reed

Written by Alexandra Reed

Founder & Literary Critic