Never Ever Getting Back Together
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By Sophie Gonzales

Narrated by Barrie Kreinik

🎧 9 hours and 54 minutes 📘 Macmillan Audio 📅 November 29, 2022 🌐 English
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“Enjoy this rambunctious performance by glowing narrators Barrie Kreinik and Natalie Naudus.”- AudioFile

When their now famous ex-boyfriend asks them to participate in a teen reality show, two eighteen year old girls—one bent on revenge, the other open to rekindling romance—get tangled up in an unexpected twist when they fall for each other instead in Never Ever Getting Back Together by nationally and internationally-bestselling and Indie Next Pick author Sophie Gonzales.

“Wickedly funny [and] searingly sexy.”—Kelly Quindlen, author of She Drives Me Crazy

It’s been two years since Maya’s ex-boyfriend cheated on her, and she still can’t escape him: his sister married the crown prince of a minor European country and he captured hearts as her charming younger brother. If the world only knew the real Jordy, the manipulative liar who broke Maya’s heart.

Skye Kaplan was always cautious with her heart until Jordy said all the right things and earned her trust. Now his face is all over the media and Skye is still wondering why he stopped calling.

When Maya and Skye are invited to star on the reality dating show Second-Chance Romance, they’re whisked away to a beautiful mansion—along with four more of Jordy’s exes—to compete for his affections while the whole world watches. Skye wonders if she and Jordy can recapture the spark she knows they had, but Maya has other plans: exposing Jordy and getting revenge. As they navigate the competition, Skye and Maya discover that their real happily ever after is nothing they could have scripted.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Barrie Kreinik and Natalie Naudus split the dual-POV narrative between Maya and Skye with distinct energy levels that suit each character, Kreinik’s Maya is sharper and more guarded, Naudus’s Skye warmer and more open.
  • Themes: Revenge versus healing, queer romance emerging from unlikely circumstances, the performance of identity on reality television
  • Mood: Witty and propulsive, with genuine emotional stakes underneath the comedy
  • Verdict: A smart, funny YA romance that uses the reality TV format to say something real about manipulation, trust, and who you become when someone else controls the narrative.

I was fairly sure I knew what Never Ever Getting Back Together was before I listened to it. A sapphic YA romance set on a reality dating show, enemies to lovers via a shared terrible ex: it sounded like a delivery mechanism for a feel-good ending, efficiently structured. Sophie Gonzales delivers all of that, and I was right to anticipate it. What I underestimated was how much she is actually saying about how manipulation works, how girls learn to doubt their own perceptions, and what solidarity looks like when it has to compete with the structure of a competition.

The setup is conceptually elegant. Maya and Skye are two of the six ex-girlfriends of Jordy, now royally adjacent thanks to his sister’s marriage to a European crown prince, who has invited them all onto Second-Chance Romance, a reality show where they compete for his affections while the whole world watches. Maya knows Jordy is a manipulative liar who cheated on her. Skye genuinely wonders if she and Jordy can recapture what she believed they had. The tension between those two starting positions is the engine of the plot, and Gonzales runs it with genuine wit.

Jordy as a Structural Problem, Not a Villain

The most interesting choice Gonzales makes is refusing to reduce Jordy to a cartoon. He is manipulative, self-serving, and fundamentally dishonest, but he is also charming in ways that explain why six different young women believed, at some point, that his attention meant something real. The book is partly about how that charm operates, how it calibrates itself differently for different people, how it creates doubt in the people who are trying to see through it. Maya, who knows the truth, still has to watch Skye navigate her own slower arrival at the same recognition.

That dynamic is where the book earns its emotional complexity. It would be easy to frame Skye as naive and Maya as clear-eyed from the beginning, but Gonzales resists that. Skye’s experience of Jordy was real to her, and the process of recognizing it as something constructed rather than genuine is handled with empathy rather than condescension. One reviewer specifically praised the social themes here, and they are more developed than the romantic comedy packaging would suggest.

The Reality Show Format as Feminist Mechanism

Second-Chance Romance as a setting is not incidental to what the novel is doing. Reality television in this genre has always involved the performance of authenticity for a watching audience, and Gonzales uses that structure to interrogate how women are asked to compete with each other for male attention in contexts that are explicitly designed to make that competition feel natural and desirable. Maya and Skye’s growing alliance is partly a recognition that they are being played against each other by the same format that Jordy exploits for his own rehabilitation narrative.

This is not a subtle argument, but Gonzales makes it with enough humor that it does not feel like a polemic. The show-within-the-show logic is well-constructed, and the mansion setting gives the ensemble of six exes enough shared space to develop distinct personalities and relationships beyond the romantic triangle. One reviewer called it fantastic entertainment, which it is, but the scaffolding underneath is doing more than entertainment alone requires.

Barrie Kreinik, Natalie Naudus, and the Dual Narration

AudioFile described the performance as rambunctious, which is accurate for Kreinik’s Maya and slightly misleading as a description of Naudus’s Skye. The two narrators suit their characters’ different registers: Maya’s chapters have an edge of controlled anger that Kreinik delivers with precision, while Skye’s more emotionally open narration benefits from Naudus’s warmer, more vulnerable quality. The tonal contrast between them tracks the characters’ divergent starting positions in the story.

The dual-narrator format is particularly effective here because the book is explicitly about two people who begin from opposing assumptions and move toward each other. Hearing distinct voices for those two perspectives makes that convergence more legible as an audio experience than a single narrator reading both would achieve. The choice to cast Naudus opposite Kreinik, given that Naudus also narrates The Chosen and the Beautiful, is a small pleasure for listeners who move between titles.

For YA Romance Fans and Those Adjacent

Never Ever Getting Back Together is clearly written for a YA audience, and its emotional stakes, its pacing, and its willingness to be genuinely funny operate within that genre’s conventions. Adult readers who enjoy contemporary romance and are comfortable with YA sensibilities will find it satisfying. Readers who come to it wanting something more explicit, one reviewer wished it had more heat, will find the book operates at a YA register that keeps things emotional rather than physical.

For listeners specifically interested in sapphic YA, this is one of the stronger recent examples of a f/f romance that does not treat the protagonists’ queerness as their entire identity while still making it central to the story. Maya and Skye become a couple because of who they are with each other, not because the narrative needs a queer storyline. That distinction, easy to articulate and harder to execute, is where Gonzales’s skill as a writer shows most clearly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Never Ever Getting Back Together appropriate for younger YA readers, or does it skew toward older teens?

The protagonists are eighteen, and the content is solidly within YA conventions: emotional intimacy, kissing, and romantic tension rather than explicit content. One reviewer noted they wished it were more adult in that regard, which suggests it will not be too mature for readers anywhere in the YA age range.

Does the dual-narrator format work if you are new to audiobooks with multiple voices?

Yes. Barrie Kreinik and Natalie Naudus are experienced narrators whose tonal distinctions are clear enough that you never lose track of whose chapter you are in. The format is actually an asset here since the alternating perspectives are central to how the plot works.

How important is the reality TV setting, does the book work if you are not a fan of that genre?

You do not need to be a reality TV viewer to follow or enjoy the book. Gonzales uses the format critically rather than lovingly, and the mansion competition setting functions as a pressure cooker for the characters rather than as fan service for Bachelor-adjacent audiences. Familiarity with the genre adds texture but is not required.

Is this a standalone novel or part of a series by Sophie Gonzales?

Never Ever Getting Back Together is a complete standalone. It does not connect to Gonzales’s other novels, though readers who enjoy her writing style will find similar emotional intelligence and humor in her other titles.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★☆

loved the story line

the storyline is why i picked up the book in the first place! I just wish the book was a bit on the smutty side but other than that a solid book!

– sarah
★★★★★

Highly recommended LGBTQIA YA Contemporary read!

Highly recommended LGBTQIA YA Contemporary read! I'm in love with this author's writing style and will gladly read anything and everything she ever writes. Here, Sophie provides us with a reality dating show where the contestants are all ex-girlfriends of the now royally-adjacent bachelor who's greatly in need of being…

– Dreamer J
★★★☆☆

Entertaining Read

Never Ever Getting Back Together by Sophie Gonzales is a revenge story with a twist. Following two girls who team up to expose their ex on his new dating show, but end up falling for each other instead, this one contains plenty of drama and two interesting main characters. I…

– The Candid Cover
★★★★☆

Fun and entertaining YA f/f romance!

This is such a fun read! A witty comedy featuring a bachelor-ish reality show where a semi-wannabe-celebrity dates his ex-girlfriends in the hopes of finding the one who got away. But what if the hero is a douchebag, and two of the contestants end up falling for each other? It’s…

– AJ
★★★★★

Perfection

Reality show rivals to lovers sapphic romance–we are here for it! And this isn't your average second chance romance because men are trash.But seriously, this book had heart and humor in all the right places, making a gripping and fabulous romcom that is an insta-buy for anyone rooting for real…

– sydnienova.reads

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