Cocaine + Surfing
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Cocaine + Surfing by Chas Smith | Free Audiobook

By Chas Smith

Narrated by Tom Pile

🎧 7 hours and 19 minutes 📘 Audible Studios 📅 June 12, 2018 🌐 English
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From the author of Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell, a finalist for the PEN Center USA Award for Nonfiction

It is likely not terribly surprising that surfers like to party. The 1960-’70s image, bolstered by Tom Wolfe and Big Wednesday, was one of mild outlaws. Tanned boys who refused to grow up, spending their days drinking beer and smoking joints on the beach in between mindless hours in the water.

As the surf brands accidentally morphed into a multimillion- then multibillion-dollar industry beginning in the 1980s, however, the derelict portrait began to harm business. In order to achieve wild year-on-year growth that came to be expected, surf trunks, T-shirts and sunglasses had to be sold en masse through Midwestern mall stores. Moms in Des Moines did not want corn-fed junior to be a delinquent. And so the external surf image of the 1980s and ’90s and into the present became Kelly Slater and Laird Hamilton. Health, vitality, bravery, clean living, positive, and pure, with heavy doses of puritanism.

Internally, though, surfing had moved on from booze and weed to its heart’s true home, its soul’s twin flame. Cocaine’s rise in American popular culture as the choice of rich, white elites was matched, then quadrupled, within surf culture. The parties got wilder, the nights stretched longer, the stories became more ridiculously unbelievable. And there has been no stopping, no dip in passion.

The surfer and his lover are entwined in gorgeously dysfunctional embrace. A forbidden love like Romeo and his Juliet, and few, if any, outside the insular surf world knew or know about this particular rhapsody. A byzantine ethic keeps interlopers far away. Bad behavior is also kept very well hidden, even from insiders, but evidence of psychosis rears its head from time to time. Overdoses, bar fights, surf contests, and murders and cover-ups.

Cocaine + Surfing peels the curtains back on a hopped up, sometimes sexy, sometimes deadly relationship and uses cocaine as the vehicle to expose and explain the utterly absurd surf industry to outsiders. It also explores where dreams go when they die.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Tom Pile matches Chas Smith’s sardonic register well, deadpan delivery for material that would become absurd if played too straight.
  • Themes: The hidden subculture of surf industry excess, brand image versus lived reality, addiction as cultural metaphor
  • Mood: Dark, funny, and occasionally unsettling in ways that catch you off guard
  • Verdict: A genuinely strange piece of narrative nonfiction that uses cocaine as a lens for the entire surf industry’s split personality, essential for surf culture readers, surprisingly accessible to those outside it.

I was not expecting to enjoy Cocaine + Surfing as much as I did. I came in expecting a celebrity-gossip tour of bad behavior among tanned wealthy people, and what I got was something closer to a cultural history with a darkly comic sensibility and a thesis that actually holds together. Chas Smith, who was a finalist for the PEN Center USA Award for Nonfiction for his earlier Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell, is doing something more interesting than the title promises. He is using cocaine’s trajectory through American culture, from counter-culture to corporate elite to endemic, as a structural parallel for the surf industry’s own double life.

The argument, stated early and developed consistently, is that the surf industry’s public image and its internal reality have been radically divergent since the 1980s. Externally: Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton, health and vitality and clean living. Internally: a scene that moved from beer and weed to cocaine with enthusiasm and never really stopped. The brands needed the wholesome image to sell board shorts to Midwestern malls. The people inside the industry had other priorities on Friday nights. Smith explores that gap through a combination of historical reporting, personal anecdote, and cultural analysis that is more rigorous than the book’s provocateur packaging suggests.

Our Take on Cocaine + Surfing

Smith is a particular kind of writer: someone who uses self-deprecating humor and apparent irreverence to deliver observations that are actually quite pointed. The description of cocaine’s rise within surf culture as a forbidden love like Romeo and his Juliet is not just colorful marketing language, it is Smith’s actual framing, and he develops it seriously. The byzantine ethic that keeps outsiders from knowing what happens inside surf culture is a real social mechanism he examines with ethnographic patience. A reviewer who found the book educational alongside entertaining is identifying Smith’s genuine accomplishment: you learn something about the industry’s economics, its social stratification, and its relationship to mainstream American culture that you would not get from a conventional surf biography.

Why Listen to Cocaine + Surfing in Audio

Tom Pile’s narration is the right fit. Smith’s prose style is sardonic and compressed, he makes observations quickly and trusts the reader to catch up, and a narrator who overplays that tone would tip the book into parody. Pile reads it as if he is relaying information that happens to be absurd, which is exactly the right register. At seven hours and nineteen minutes, this is a single-sitting listen for dedicated listeners or a comfortable two-session book for those with commute time. A reviewer who said it is the most fun I have had reading in years and recommends it to people with no particular connection to surf culture is pointing at the book’s real accessibility: the surf industry is the subject, but the theme, how industries hide what they are from what they present, is universal.

What to Watch For in the Third-Act Pivot

A reviewer who described the end around as catching them by surprise in a way that was just fine is describing something real about the book’s structure: Smith shifts register in the final section in a way that the earlier chapters do not fully prepare you for. Without significant spoilers, the book becomes more personal and more quietly serious toward the end than the opening comedy suggests it will be. A reviewer who prefers Smith’s other work, his geopolitical writing with heavier humor, found this one less engaging, which is a fair response to a book that is more melancholy underneath its jokes than it initially advertises. Listeners who stay with it past the more raucous middle sections will find the ending lands harder than expected.

Who Should Listen to Cocaine + Surfing

Strong recommendation for anyone with an existing interest in surf culture who wants a demystifying, unsentimental look at the industry’s private life. For listeners with no surf background, this works as a case study in how branded industries manage the gap between image and reality, the specific setting is surf, but the analysis travels. Skip it if you want a pure party story with no structural ambition; Smith has more on his mind than recounting excess. If narrative nonfiction with a dark comedic sensibility and genuine cultural analysis is your register, this is a worthwhile seven hours.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you need to know anything about surfing or surf culture to enjoy this book?

No prior knowledge is required. Smith explains the industry’s structure, history, and key figures as he goes, and the cultural analysis is pitched at general readers. Surfers will get an additional layer of recognition, but the book is accessible without it.

How does Cocaine + Surfing compare to Smith’s other work, particularly Welcome to Paradise, Now Go to Hell?

Welcome to Paradise is more straightforwardly entertaining and relies more heavily on Smith’s personal comic voice. Cocaine + Surfing is more structurally ambitious, the cocaine parallel gives it an analytical spine that the earlier book does not have. Listeners who prefer humor should start with Welcome to Paradise; those who want the cultural analysis should come here.

Is this book sympathetic to the people it portrays, or is it a takedown?

Neither exactly. A reviewer noted that Smith does not judge so much as articulate the disconnect between truth and fiction. He is more interested in the social mechanisms that produce the behavior than in condemning individuals, and the tone is closer to bemused understanding than moral indictment.

How does Tom Pile’s narration handle the more serious sections of the book?

Pile adjusts register effectively. The deadpan delivery that works for the comic passages does not flatten the more somber sections, he reads the personal and elegiac moments with appropriate quietness. The performance is more versatile than the book’s title might lead you to expect.

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What Listeners Are Saying

★★★★★

The most fun I’ve had reading in years

Chas Smith has written one of the most fun, entertaining, and educational books I’ve read in a long time. You don’t need to be deep into surfing or blow to enjoy this book. Highly recommend. Don’t be a pussy, read this book!

– Alex Medick
★★★★☆

Just An Okay Read

I thought I would like this book, but I just didn’t enjoy reading it. I couldn’t wait to finish it. Thankfully, it was a short read. Okay, I learned a few things from reading it and if you can get at least that out of a book, it’s not all…

– JayeGee
★★★★★

Entertaining, thought provoking, and funny. Great read.

Great book. Very entertaining. Chas is a talent. He took up a challenging topic and wrote a thought provoking book (not to mention very funny) Hopefully this gets the conversation started. Well done.

– kmb
★★★☆☆

Its alright

I like his other books better, the more humorous geopolitical one. Reports from Hell. Entitled people doing coke is not really interesting.

– M.Legge
★★★★☆

Good read

Quality read. Chas inserts his depreciating humor and takes the industry to task on many points. He does not judge so much as articulate the disconnect between truth and fiction.The end around caught me by surprise and that was just fine!Good work

– Mjb

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Alexandra Reed

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