Bored Gay Werewolf
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Bored Gay Werewolf by Tony Santorella | Free Audiobook

By Tony Santorella

Narrated by Anthony Nyro

🎧 6 hours and 34 minutes 📘 W. F. Howes Ltd 📅 June 1, 2023 🌐 English
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About This Audiobook

Brian, an aimless slacker, works doubles at his shift job, forgets to clean his room and lays about with his friends Nik and Darby. He’s been struggling to manage his transition to adulthood almost as much as his monthly transitions to a werewolf. Really, he is not great at the whole werewolf thing, and his recent murderous slip-ups have caught the attention of Tyler, a Millennial were-mentor determined to take the mythological world by storm. Tyler has got a plan, and weirdly his self-help punditry actually encourages Brian to shape up and to stop accidently marking out guys who ghosted him on Grindr as potential monthly victims. But as Brian gets closer to Tyler’s pack, and alienated from Nik and Darby, he realises that Tyler’s expansion plans are much more nefarious than a little lupine enlightenment…

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Anthony Nyro captures Brian’s slacker deadpan without turning it into a one-note joke, he is consistently readable even when the character is at his most passive.
  • Themes: Queer identity and found family, toxic self-improvement culture, the difficulty of growing up without a map
  • Mood: Campy and conversational, with an undercurrent of genuine anxiety
  • Verdict: A genuinely funny queer paranormal comedy that works best when it trusts its weirder instincts and leans into Brian’s believably messy humanity.

I picked up Bored Gay Werewolf on the recommendation of a reader who described it as Zombieland energy with a queer coming-of-age core, and that is a reasonable shorthand. What I did not expect was how much the comedy would depend on understatement, Brian’s narration is flat in the way of someone who has stopped being surprised by his own catastrophes, and Tony Santorella uses that flatness with real precision. When Brian mentions, almost in passing, that he may have accidentally marked out guys who ghosted him on Grindr as potential monthly victims, the line lands because it arrives without fanfare.

Brian is twenty-something, works doubles at a shift job, cannot quite manage to clean his room, and has been a werewolf long enough that the monthly transformation is more logistical inconvenience than existential crisis. His closest relationships are with Nik and Darby, the latter using they/them pronouns, and one reviewer specifically called out how Darby’s dialogue lifted the whole thing, and the novel’s emotional center is really about that found family being tested by Tyler’s arrival.

Our Take on Bored Gay Werewolf

Tyler is the book’s smartest invention: a Millennial were-mentor who speaks entirely in self-help language and runs what amounts to a lupine wellness cult. The satire here is sharp without being cruel. Santorella is interested in why someone like Brian, aimless and lacking structure, would be susceptible to someone like Tyler’s brand of confident purpose. The most stressful element of the novel, as one reader noted, is not the supernatural violence but watching a confused queer guy get slowly absorbed into a toxic bro culture. That dynamic is recognizable and real regardless of the werewolf scaffolding around it.

The novel is uneven in places. A few reviewers felt the characters needed more development, particularly Brian, whose personality shifts somewhat depending on which scene he is in. The gritty moments sit awkwardly against the more comedic register. But the book’s best quality is that it never tries to be more important than it is, it is a brisk, funny, LGBTQ+ paranormal comedy that wants to entertain you and occasionally surprise you, and it does both.

Why Listen to Bored Gay Werewolf

Anthony Nyro’s narration is the right call for this material. He keeps Brian in a register that is world-weary without being dour, and he handles the tonal shifts between comedy and creeping unease without making them feel jarring. The audiobook clocks in at six hours and thirty-four minutes, which is about right for this kind of novel, long enough to develop the friendship dynamics that carry the emotional weight, short enough that you are not waiting for things to happen.

The paranormal elements are present but light on the page, the werewolf logistics are treated with the same casual acceptance Brian brings to everything, which prevents the novel from becoming bogged down in mythology. If you are looking for detailed world-building around the supernatural ecosystem, this is not that book. If you are looking for a funny, occasionally dark story about finding your people and recognizing the ones who are not your people, it delivers.

What to Watch For in Bored Gay Werewolf

The pacing in the middle section slows as Brian gets drawn further into Tyler’s orbit. Santorella is building toward the revelation that Tyler’s plans extend well beyond self-improvement seminars, but the process of getting there requires spending time with Brian in a passive, somewhat frustrating state. Readers who need their protagonists to make decisions will feel this stretch. Readers who find Brian’s passivity funny in the way that recognizable human paralysis can be funny will move through it more easily.

The novel ends in a way that sets up further adventures in Brian’s world, and while the central conflict resolves, some character threads are left open. At a 3.9 average rating it is clearly a book that divides readers, and the division tends to fall along lines of tolerance for shaggy, character-driven comedy versus tightly plotted genre fiction.

Who Should Listen to Bored Gay Werewolf

This one is specifically for LGBTQ+ listeners who enjoy paranormal fiction with a comedic edge and are comfortable with protagonists who take a long time to get their act together. Fans of Casey McQuiston’s more grounded work, or of T. Kingfisher’s comedic horror, will likely find something here. Listeners who need well-defined supernatural rules and tight plotting should probably look elsewhere. And anyone who has ever been in a friend group slowly colonized by someone with too much charisma and a suspiciously coherent worldview will recognize something uncomfortable and true in Tyler’s storyline.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a romance, or is the focus more on Brian’s friendship with Nik and Darby?

The friendship is central. There is romantic interest woven through the story, but the emotional core is really the found family dynamic and the way Tyler’s influence strains those bonds. It reads more as queer comedic fiction than romance.

How much does the werewolf mythology matter to the plot?

The mythology is light and treated casually, Brian is a werewolf the way someone might be a night-shift worker, as an inconvenient fact of life. The supernatural elements escalate in the final act, but the novel is not primarily concerned with building out its paranormal world.

Is Bored Gay Werewolf the first book in a series?

Yes, the ending suggests Brian and his found family will face further complications, and at least one reviewer mentioned looking forward to Book 2. The central conflict of this installment does resolve, but it is clearly an opening chapter for something larger.

How does Anthony Nyro handle the ensemble of characters since Brian narrates in first person?

Nyro differentiates the secondary characters through vocal shifts rather than distinct character voices, which keeps the narration consistent with Brian’s perspective. Darby in particular comes through clearly, which matters given how much of the emotional work they carry.

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What Listeners Are Saying

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So much fun!

The most stressful part is watching a young, confused, queer guy fall for a toxic bro cult.The werewolf stuff is incidental. Until it's not.

– Betsy lang
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Imperfect Characters, Friendship, & Werewolves!

*I received an audio copy of this via NetGalley. This has not influenced my review.*This was great!I really like those main characters who are just so normal and realistically flawed. Not perfectly imperfect in beautiful ways, but believably humanly flawed… even if they’re actually a werewolf. Even though I didn’t…

– Kit
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Needs a rewrite

The story wasn't terrible, but for having such a small cast of characters, none of them really stood out or seemed too real. The book tried at times to be gritty, when, the rest of the story wasn't. If the characters were more fleshed out, and the main character given…

– Ricky Pitsonbarger
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Fang-tastic!

Definitely worth the read! One of the best gay werewolf books I've ever read! I even stayed up all night to finish it!

– Patric
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Funny Campy Werestory Just in Time for Pride Month

πŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ“šπŸŽ§#werewolfwednesday #pridemonthβ€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ πŸŽ§πŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ“šThank you to @netgalley @wfhowes for my ALC 🎧 of #boredgaywerewolf . It was exactly the comedy I needed for today! I will definitely be looking for more escapades from Brian and his found family in book 2 ; where this was light on the paranormal it was…

– Diana Rose

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