The Empress of Beasts
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Part of The Wandering Inn #13

By pirateaba

Narrated by Andrea Parsneau

🎧 28 hours and 59 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 September 10, 2024 🌐 English
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Tiqr awakes. The dungeon moves!

Wildlife and monsters have been stirred from their homes by intruders, both in the continent of Chandrar and the Empire of Tiqr, led by Nsiia, the Empress of Beasts, and in Liscor’s dungeon, where a certain skeleton continues to help both friend and foes in the only way he knows how. In Liscor, the election will result in a new group of leaders for the city. But is that for the better or worse?

The earth shakes with the consequences of unwary actions, both politically and in small ways. However, joy has to be had where you can find it, regardless if you’re a skeleton or a Fraerling or [Innkeeper]. Just beware of what’s following you from behind. Whether it catches up to you now or later, when the ground moves, nothing will be the same. What survives a Grand Elephant on the warpath, the machinations of the undead, or the Titan’s moves? Only time will tell.

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Quick Take

  • Narration: Andrea Parsneau is the voice of The Wandering Inn series, and by book thirteen her command of the enormous cast is extraordinary. She is irreplaceable at this point.
  • Themes: Political consequence and unintended catastrophe, joy found in the margins of chaos, the weight of a world that keeps expanding
  • Mood: Epic in scope but warm at its center, with flashes of the humor that defines the series
  • Verdict: Essential for Wandering Inn devotees, impenetrable for newcomers, and honest about being a bridge volume rather than a climactic one.

I want to be transparent about something before I say anything else about The Empress of Beasts: I am not the ideal reviewer for book thirteen of a series whose previous twelve volumes total well over a hundred hours of audio. I have listened to The Wandering Inn. I have opinions about Erin Solstice and Ryoka Griffin and several dozen other characters whose names I keep in a separate document because the cast has long since outgrown any ordinary reader’s working memory. What I can offer is an honest assessment of what this installment does and does not accomplish, and whether pirateaba’s particular kind of maximalism still justifies the nearly twenty-nine hours of runtime.

The short answer is: largely yes, with caveats.

Nsiia, the Dungeon, and the Politics of Unintended Consequences

The Empress of Beasts takes its title from Nsiia of Tiqr, whose storyline on the continent of Chandrar runs parallel to the events in Liscor throughout this volume. The description of Tiqr awaking and the dungeon moving captures the book’s central structural metaphor: everything that has been disturbed is now moving, and the consequences of earlier actions, diplomatic, magical, and simply careless, are propagating outward in ways that no one fully anticipated. This is pirateaba at her most political, and it works well when the writing is sharp and less well when it tips into administrative inventory.

The Liscor election subplot, which will decide new leaders for the city, is simultaneously a bit of democratic worldbuilding and a delivery mechanism for the interpersonal dynamics that longtime readers have been tracking for volumes. Whether the resolution is satisfying will depend almost entirely on which characters you have been invested in, and the series long ago accepted that different readers will have completely different answers to that question.

The Weight of Twenty-Nine Hours

The most consistent criticism in the reader reviews is the one that matters most: this volume contains filler. One honest reviewer, who describes loving the series, nonetheless gives a conditional four stars because of what they call words written for words sake and too much time with their least favorite characters. This is a real issue with pirateaba’s writing at this stage of the series, and it is worth naming clearly. The Wandering Inn has always been maximalist by design, originally a web serial that readers consumed in real time. In audio form, that means some volumes land as essential and some land as connective tissue. The Empress of Beasts is more the latter than the former.

That said, the volume’s final section is described by the same reviewer as redeeming the whole. The ex machina moments that the series has always deployed with a particular kind of earned absurdity do not disappoint here. The humor, the tension-building, and the specific delight that longtime fans describe as savoring the experience are all present in the stretches where pirateaba is at full power.

Andrea Parsneau and What Thirteen Books Builds

There is genuinely no way to talk about The Wandering Inn in audio without talking about Andrea Parsneau, whose narration has become inseparable from the series itself. By book thirteen, her command of a cast that numbers in the dozens is extraordinary. She gives Nsiia a different vocal quality than Erin, who is different from Ryoka, who is different from any of the Antinium characters, and she maintains those distinctions across a runtime that would exhaust most narrators. One reviewer says simply fun series, great audible reader, which is dismissively brief but not wrong. Parsneau is a major reason this series works in audio as well as it does.

Who Should and Should Not Start Here

Do not start here. I want to be extremely clear about that. The Empress of Beasts is book thirteen of a sequence that requires its full context to function at any emotional level. The dungeon, the election, the Empress of Tiqr, the skeleton with a conscience: none of these have meaning without the twelve volumes of setup that precede them. For readers already in the series, this volume is essential as a bridge, imperfect but necessary. For everyone else, the starting point is The Wandering Inn volume one, and then you will have a very long, mostly very good time ahead of you.

For listeners who are genuinely deep in The Wandering Inn and who have found the series rewarding across its massive runtime, The Empress of Beasts offers something specific that earlier volumes did not: a sustained focus on the political consequences of decisions made in Chandrar, a storyline that has often felt geographically and narratively removed from the Liscor-centered main thread. Nsiia’s arc in this volume brings those consequences to a point of convergence that longtime readers will find satisfying even when the surrounding material feels padded.

PirateAba’s relationship with joy as a narrative resource, the insistence that even in catastrophic circumstances characters can experience genuine delight, remains the series’ most distinctive quality and it is present here in the Fraerling sequences and in several moments involving the skeleton that refuse to be merely grim. That tonal balance is what separates The Wandering Inn from darker web serial fiction that mistakes relentlessness for depth.

For a series this large and this committed to its own internal logic, the existence of bridge volumes is inevitable and not itself a flaw. The question is whether the bridge goes somewhere worth reaching, and the evidence across thirteen volumes suggests it does. Readers who have come this far have every reason to continue.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is The Empress of Beasts one of the stronger or weaker entries in The Wandering Inn series?

Most longtime readers describe it as a mid-tier bridge volume rather than a peak installment. The filler criticism is real: one reviewer specifically notes it is not their favorite in the series and flags pacing issues. The final section redeems much of it, but it is not the entry point that represents pirateaba at full power.

How essential is Andrea Parsneau’s narration to the Wandering Inn audiobook experience?

She has become synonymous with the series. By book thirteen, her management of the enormous cast and her consistent character voices are something that reviewers cite as a primary reason the audiobooks work as well as they do. Listeners who have read earlier volumes in text would be missing something significant by not experiencing her narration.

Does The Empress of Beasts resolve major plot threads or primarily set up future volumes?

Primarily the latter. The Liscor election is resolved, but the Chandrar storyline and several other threads are clearly being positioned for continuation. This is not a volume with a satisfying standalone conclusion, and the series as a whole operates on a similar logic.

How long is the audio runtime and does the content justify it?

The runtime is approximately twenty-nine hours. Most reviewers feel it is partially justified: the weaker middle sections feel padded, but the series’ strengths, its humor, its emotional investment in specific characters, and its ex machina payoffs, are all present and earn the patience required.

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What Listeners Are Saying

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Fun reas

fun Series! quick read, great audible reader. Why do I need so many words? Cant I just say it was a fun read?

– Todd Reinold
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Great story line

While this isn’t my favorite book in ‘The Wandering Inn’ series it helps to fill some holes. It’s a series, those interested I sci-fi and alternate universes, it’s an amazing ride.

– Heather
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enjoyable book

I love this series but was conflicted about this review. It it wasn’t for the last part of the book I would have given it 3 stars because of two negative aspects. The first one being that this book contains a lot of filler (words written for words sake and…

– Prodigious Reader
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Beautiful series

As ever, I stand in awe of PirateAba. What a beautiful mind. So thankful for her and all of her amazing works

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I was ready to start swinging!

The humor, the tension building, best ex machinas in existence! Every one of these books is a delight that I savor as long as I can. Kidding, I stay up all night reading and know the website would devour me!

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Alexandra Reed

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