Cosmic Crush
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Cosmic Crush by Clio Evans | Audiobook Review

Part of Galactic Gems Series #2

By Clio Evans

Narrated by Laurie West

🎧 5 hours and 41 minutes 📘 Podium Audio 📅 June 11, 2024 🌐 English

About This Audiobook

"Please welcome the salacious, glitter-gun-slinging hussy, Little Miss Mercury!"

Mari is a famous star in her intergalactic troupe. As the headliner at the Comet Canyon Saloon, the last thing she expected to go wrong was being lassoed off stage by a chaps-wearing outlaw.

Raider's name has been tarnished by his good-for-nothing brother. The only way to clear it is by kidnapping the precious burlesque gem, Little Miss Mercury. After being stranded together during a desert storm, Mari and Raider discover that there's more between them than a hostage situation gone wrong...

One pleasure-inducing stinger, two souls roped together by fate, and an affinity for boots - they're in for a Wild West ride. Will Raider and Mari claim their cosmic love? Or will they be whisked apart by the villain that wants to stop them?

Cosmic Crush is book two in the Galactic Gems series. This alien romance contains a chaps-wearing outlaw alien, a pleasure-inducing stinger, fated mates love and fast burn, rope play, boot worship, DVP, and swoony romance with delicious spice.

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Clio Evans built the Galactic Gems series on a premise that requires a specific kind of reader buy-in: alien romance staged as a Wild West burlesque, complete with chaps-wearing outlaws, pleasure-inducing stingers, and a headliner performer named Little Miss Mercury. The Cosmic Crush audiobook, the second installment in the series, maintains that commitment to elaborate genre pastiche while advancing the emotional stakes of the world Evans has constructed. At five hours and forty-one minutes, this is a listen calibrated for a single afternoon rather than a week-long journey, and the compressed runtime is a feature rather than a limitation for the kind of story being told.

The craft of this book is specific: Evans is doing something deliberately constructed with genre convention. The kidnapping-to-love arc, one of romance fiction's oldest and most contested tropes, is staged here with enough self-awareness that the setup functions as affectionate genre engagement rather than uncritical reproduction. Raider is not presented as simply villainous; his name has been tarnished by his brother's actions, and the kidnapping of Mari is a desperate measure taken under false premises. The desert storm stranding device, which romance readers will recognize as the forced proximity trope in science fiction dress, is used efficiently to move the emotional dynamic from hostage situation to something considerably warmer.

What We Made of It

Reviewer Melody's observation that she came to Cosmic Crush without having read the first Galactic Gems book and found it "fun, cute, and sexy" with strong chemistry between the leads is worth noting for prospective listeners. The emotional arc of Mari and Raider is self-contained enough to be followed without the first book's context, though reader Whitney Holloway confirms that knowing Stella and Mari's friendship from book one adds dimension to Mari's story here. Treat the first book as recommended context rather than a hard prerequisite, but know the series is built to reward readers who go back to the beginning.

The content is explicit by romance standards. The synopsis lists specific acts and kink elements openly, which is both honest and useful for listener self-selection. The spice level has been characterized by reviewers as higher than the first book, and the plot-to-smut ratio skews toward the latter in the back half. Evans does not obscure this in her marketing, and the audiobook delivers exactly what it advertises. The fated mates dynamic and the fast-burn pacing mean the emotional resolution arrives quickly, which reviewer Muse notes with some ambivalence about the final act's "little flair." That is a fair observation. The ending is efficient rather than climactic, and the emotional wrapping is tidy in a way that prioritizes closure over grandeur.

Why Cosmic Crush Works as an Audiobook

Laurie West's narration is a genuine asset to this production. The Wild West alien mash-up requires a narrator who can hold the tonal register of playful absurdism without letting it tip into parody, and West manages this with confidence. The burlesque performer voice she gives Mari has warmth and swagger, and Raider's tension between reputation-defending desperation and growing attachment comes through in the vocal performance without the emotional beats being telegraphed heavy-handedly. The spicy scenes are handled with the same commitment that serves the emotional story, which is what this genre requires.

At under six hours, this is an ideal audiobook for a listener who wants a complete, satisfying romance arc in a single sitting. The genre mash-up, intergalactic Wild West burlesque with explicit alien romance, is unusual enough that the listen remains genuinely engaging rather than familiar even for experienced romance audiobook listeners. The "glitter-gun-slinging hussy" energy of the premise translates well to audio, and Evans's prose in the Comet Canyon Saloon sequences has a theatrical quality that benefits from being performed aloud.

What Might Not Land

Listeners who require substantial plot as the foundation of their romance listening experience may find the ratio here imbalanced. This is primarily a romance with explicit content; the intergalactic villain subplot and the mechanics of clearing Raider's name are present but thin. The world-building serves the romance rather than the other way around, and the resolution of the external conflict is handled swiftly to make room for the emotional and physical arc between Mari and Raider.

The content flags in the synopsis should be taken at face value. Rope play, DVP, and the alien pleasure-stinger mechanics are not metaphorical. Listeners who are not interested in explicit content with specific kink elements should look elsewhere. For listeners who are: the book is straightforwardly designed to deliver those elements with romantic framing and genuine character warmth, which it does. The chemistry that reviewers describe is real, and Evans earns the emotional sweetness by establishing the characters before the physical escalation.

Who Should Listen to Cosmic Crush

This audiobook is for romance listeners who want their explicit content wrapped in genre playfulness rather than dramatic intensity. If the combination of fated mates romance, alien world-building, Wild West aesthetics, and high spice sounds like exactly your kind of thing, Evans delivers on every element of that premise. Laurie West's performance makes the audio version worth choosing over the print edition for the tone it brings to both the comedic and the sensual sections.

Listeners who want slow-burn romance, character-driven fiction with minimal explicit content, or science fiction that prioritizes world-building depth over romantic arc should look elsewhere. The 4.3 rating across nearly five hundred reviews reflects a highly satisfied audience that went in knowing what the book offered and found it delivered. New readers to the series are welcome, but reading book one first will give Mari's journey additional emotional context that enriches this second installment.

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What Listeners Are Saying

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Another stunning story!

Iโ€™m so happy to see this series continue. Stella and Mariโ€™s friendship in the first book was so endearing so I was excited to get to read her story. This one had lots heart, plenty of spice, and has made โ€œgun-slingingโ€ one of my favorite adjectives.

- Whitney Holloway
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another cute one

This one was somehow spicier than the first. A cute little story. Very fast pace and again a lot crammed into very few pages. The build up was pretty good but it was resolved with honestly little flair. But all in all a great wrap.

- Muse
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Swoon worthy

This is my first Clio Evans book, I know for shame on me for not reading the first one but now I have to. I absolutely enjoyed the story it was fun, cute, and sexy. Raider and Mari were so cute together and the chemistry was great between the two...

- Melody
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Rootinโ€™ tootinโ€™ good alien fun

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- Cori / RomancingtheReader
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So sweet and so hot!

Whew! Clio upped her game on some new kinks! Certainly had no business being as hot as it was.Cosmic Crush was so good and youโ€™ll definitely have a crush on the MMC Raider! This books gives us a little bit of action and a whole lot of swoon worthy moments.I...

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